Not Ready to Get Married (Bad Boy VS Good Girl)
Duck And Chicken New Maid
King returned to follow his friends. He approached Niken, who was sitting down, drinking an iced orange chair near an orange ice vendor. He sat next to Niken.
"Dear for the orange ice" King said.
"I bought Lo too" said Niken.
"Thank you dear" said King.
"Your mother's son stinks, rich in smell." said Niken immediately covered his mouth with King's right hand.
"Sadly, my pants had to be worn by the grandfather who BAB checked" King said.
After telling Niken, King took off his hand.
"That's the story, wait a minute I want to laugh first..ha...ha..ha..ha.." said Niken who ended up laughing out loud.
"Udah satisfied with his laugh baby, help me. You're bringing perfumed oil out of your bag?"ask King.
"Bring, tar me check first" said Niken.
Niken checked his bag, he was looking for his perfume.
"Mommy's son, I forgot not to bring it, but the oil nyong-nyong belongs to my grandmother" said Niken.
"Well, that's the sweet oil of Mbah who is already udzur" King said.
"Whatever you want? than smell" said K
Nikens.
"Flooded" said King.
King wears the perfume all over his body and clothes. After that, he gets together again with Leo and Gerald for the sack race. Leo, King and Gerald are wearing their sacks.
"Gerald why?"ask King.
"Well, I sack a lot of goat shit" Gerald said.
"Still lucky, my pants even hit a real person" King said.
"That means I'm luckier" Gerald said.
The three of them were also sack racing, King leading at the front.
"Where are you going?"ask Gerald.
"You go to the Finish line" King said.
"Lo's wrong path bro, if you go there Lo want nyamperin widow bohay, noh waved towards Lo" said Gerald.
"Amit-amit, it's very badcong, living in two realms, his chest is big even though it's orange" said King.
They jump back to the finish line. Leo, King, and Gerald are back in the cracker eating race.
"Gerald my crackers are bigger than Lo's" King said.
"That means Lo windfall" Gerald said.
"Yes, but if I'm rich, I must lose, I have the biggest crackers I can't end" King said.
They started eating their crackers after the cracker eating race started.
"Well, my crackers are big, alot, rancid again, fate" King said.
"It's good news to test, the spirit to spend the bad crackers" Gerald said.
Finished eating crackers the three of them joined the climbing betel. King is downstairs as a focus.
"Sorry bro I have a stomachache so fart continues" said Gerald above King.
Bruuut...bruuu.......
"Geez from earlier I was farted from above, already under the most ngenes eh dapet fart too" said King.
Not only Leo, King and Gerald who participated in the race, Mumun also participated in the chicken noodle competition.
"So there's no more chicken noodles to eat?"ask Mumun.
"This race is not a free meal" said Mr. Ahmad.
Mumun glanced at the friend beside him who was not strong enough to spend three bowls of chicken noodles.
"Edi Lo chicken noodles if not abis I can nampung" said Mumun.
"Yes, I can't afford it" said Edi.
"Totok if Lo not abis I can ngabisinnya, Lo sisain ya" said Mumun.
"Relax Mun, I'm the most abis one bowl" Totok said.
Mumun spent all the chicken noodles belonging to the inexhaustible participants. He even satiated and slept on the table where he was racing.
Leo and Zara sit under a tree and enjoy the food Zara brings.
"Zara dear exciting isn't it?"ask Leo.
"Seru...., the baby's father is tired?"ask Zara.
"So, even exciting, we rarely gather together with many people" said Leo.
"At least once a year there is a rich gini event, so if we have a better time to participate" said Zara.
"Zara bribe" spoiled Leo said.
"Yes dear Leo" Zara said.
"Dede this dear Papa, Papa was in the eel capture race, sack race, cracker feeding competition and pinang climbing race" said Leo.
Zara just smiled listening to Leo talk to her baby in her stomach.
"Zara, said our baby doctor twins yes" Leo said.
"Yes Leo, we're going to have two babies at once" Zara said.
"Pantes Zara eats mulu, because our baby has two" Leo said.
"It's only been four months but it's this big" Zara said.
"Because the baby is twins so Zara's belly looks big" Leo said.
"Surely we have twins, must be funny and adorable" Leo said.
"Later to buy clothes, shoes, and hats the same, Zara so impatient Leo" said Zara.
"Later Leo buy a special baby bed message from abroad deh" said Leo.
"Leo, buy domestically made ones only, please,
itung-itung we help the economy of our country. Besides domestically made is also good" said Zara.
"Yes, too, without us knowing buying prodak in the country is the same as we help people. Because those who work in the industry are indigenous people, if everyone buys anything abroad it will be more difficult for our society to find work because the domestic industries are out of business" Leo said.
"Then we buy tomorrow" Leo said.
"Don't first, later if Zara is 8 months pregnant" Zara said.
"Okay baby" said Leo.
After a long day of their country birthday, Leo and Zara return home.
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After Leo left for college that Sunday, Zara relaxed in the family room while enjoying food and watching a romantic movie. On Sunday, Zara took a college break so she could relax at home. He also did not go to the cafe on Sunday. While being engrossed in eating and watching, Bi Surti came carrying an innocent woman, her old-fashioned appearance and her hair braided in two.
"Non this is a new assistant who will work here" said Bi Surti.
"Good morning Miss, my name Duck And Chicken abbreviated IDA comes from the far away Noroto island" Ida said.
Bi Surti held back a laugh as Duck And Chicken introduced themselves until they peed.
"Aduh Non, Bibi can not dam the lake again so it was spilled in the area of the house of the people" said Bi Surti pissed.
"Bi Surti peed yes, luber was on the floor" Zara said.
"Relax Bi Surti, Ida used to treat the buffalo bedwet so it's an expert, let Ida clean" Ida said.
"No need, let Auntie alone, over time you talk Aunty can pee again" said Bi Surti.
Bi Surti finally cleared the floor, while Ida faced Zara.
"Your long name Duck And Chicken, called Ida?"ask Zara.
"Yes Non, I want to mention also the names of ancestors, mellehur, great-grandmothers there are 121 people, but must use cheat I do not memorize all Non" Ida said.
"No need, why is your name Duck And Chicken?"ask Zara.
"The story is long Non, one day the father planted rice in the rice field, the mother brought provisions for the father. They eat in a rickety hut on the edge of the rice fields, finding eggs and chickens and then treated and loved. When they hatch every day are fed to fat, funny and shiny. Every day the father and mother take them to the fields.
"Stop, don't beat around the bush Aunt won't like and vote. This is why it feels rich fairy tale poor farmers do not run the story" said Bi Surti.
"Jaudah Ida please summarize the importance" Zara said.
"After ducks and adult chickens they married in the village with ducks and chickens belonging to the village chief. When my mother gave birth to me, the duck and chicken also hatched their cubs. Well because of that historic event, I was named Duck And Chicken" Ida said.
"Even if the Duck and Chicken incubate their children, historical events, he lives in what time" Bi Surti said in his heart.
"Oh that's right, oya Noroto island it's a long way from here, the island is not at the end of our country, what are you riding here?"ask Zara.
"I rode for days through the jungle, took a boat along the longest river on Noroto Island, walked seven days and seven nights, and passed through the fields for a day, then drive down the highway for two weeks, then get on a boat for a month, then take a car ride to the city for one day and one night, then I was kidnapped so bad on the road begged, not fed if not already got a hundred thousand money, then I was flooded in the river when falling from the bridge, then helped by a foundation owner who distributed household assistants that is a piece of my dramatic life story Non" Ida said.
"It is very sad....., with many pictures, this is the most moving dramatic story hik..hik..."cited Bi Surti.
"Other length of your trip to here, Oya you why leave Noroto Island, is there no work?"ask Zara.
"I want to feel the work in the city Non, when I watch the soap opera Maestro Pembantu Dari Desa at the house of Mr. Village Chief, I was inspired and wanted to follow the story disinetron that seemed exciting" said Ida.
"Of the victims of soap opera baper anyway, but to suffer from the rich so, Aunt will not be able to" said Bi Surti.
"Oya Non this is my job application letter" Ida said while giving a stack of paper tied to a rubber band.
"Oh, make a job application letter as well" Zara said as she took the job application letter.
Zara checked Ida's job application and read it.
"Is this a job application letter or a picture story?"ask Zara.
"I draw all the shapes of objects both in the form of solid, gas and liquid Non, so do not bosen read it so there is a visual" said Ida.
"Yes, but is this how the pictures of cows, chickens, ducks, rice fields and mountains are drawn too?"ask Zara.
"That's my painting Non, a gift from me to be displayed in the kitchen or toilet can also be Non" Ida said.
"This prospective maid antique and unique magical bin, exciting when invited to watch Korean drama must gawk until morning" Bi Surti said in his heart.
"Thank you for the gift, good painting, from now on you work here" said Zara.
"Thank you Non" Ida said.
Zara finally accepts Duck and Chicken as her housemaid.
