
I was in 3rd grade IPA 1. The class is proud of every student in my class, because my class is inhabited by famous gangs such as fakboy gang, lambe dower gang, candy gang, mukbang gang and absurd gang. Candy gangs are made up of people who love things like kpop and drakor. Can be seen from their full collor style. My friend Dodo never maxain ngikut but unfortunately rejected because makai color is not collor. Ami also follow the mukbang gang but outside because of gragas, Ngabisin mulu food has not been reviewed. No problem we've got our own gang of absurd gangs, who doesn't know, from first grade to third grade know all. Feels like an artist when bullied.
I went into class. Regular rumble every entry. My friends are busy each, there are bigos, nyemil, show off new things, and rave PR. I walked towards the table, Dodo and Ami immediately greeted me.
"How did you do your Indonesian job?" ask Dodo.
"Which one?" my many. I forgot if there was an Indonesian assignment.
"Create" replied Ami.
"Already dong, ngarang doang easy, live the contents of a sad story teacher baper dapet good value deh," I said.
"Where is the kepo" said Ami. He wants to know what my writing is like. Usually I just copy paste the answer Ami and Dodo half-finish the story does not connect the prefix with the ending.
"Wait," I replied.
I put Bobo first on the table and then took out a book, I opened the page that I had written in Indonesian, Dodo and Ami immediately read my essay seriously.
"This is a very sad story, boils up to a lot of gini, this is really a true story?" ask Ami.
I used to whisper a lot in my ass. Until you sit down cold hot. It seems like the most interesting and sad story to write.
"Well, that's my experience of getting muffled, as sad as it feels when many whispers have to sit in a chair, it's so hit by a basketball, erupted tuh boils, until fainted, inget not?" my many.
"Inget, at that time you were taken to the hospital just because your boils broke all," replied Ami.
"Your woes are good, if I make my yellow teeth that rarely brush my teeth, even once a week, even if inget," said Dodo.
"Couldn't you? pantes like the smell when you say Do" said Ami.
"Can, my grandfather said yellow teeth are the hallmark of my family, if the toothbrush so white tar is suspected by the neighbor's son dong," replied Dodo.
"Ha ha ha." Me and Ami laughed. Dodo does have its behavior. This is what makes our friendship stronger.
"You're Ami making up what?" my many.
Ami took a deep breath, it looks like a story that will drain the emotions of the rich soul stories of a hurt wife or cheating husband.
"I made up stories about the number of my younger siblings who increase every two years" replied Ami.
"Yes I want to tell you how difficult it is every meal to grab one salted fish but you get the head, right?" my many. Ami's situation is not much different from mine.
"Superficial, this morning I was just a part of the tail of salted fish, my sister's brother rich in music concert queues, really rames, decisively," said Ami.
"Thank God, whatever it is to be grateful, we are still healthy and laughing, aren't we?" my many.
"Yoi," replied Ami and Dodo.
Before the bell rang, I immediately left Bobo to Bi Siti. Don't forget I helped Bi Siti organize her wares. In any case, Bi Siti was kind enough to help me take care of Bobo.
"Your chips are just put here," said Bi Siti.
"But I can not profit to Bi Siti, the price will be expensive" I said. I only profit a little from one chip if I profit again from where fortunately. Where should I save up for Bobo's milk.
"There is no need for profit, the important thing is that you can buy milk for Bobo, but the baby is getting bigger must be wasteful of milk" said Bi Siti.
"Alhamdulillah Bi Siti, thank you," I said.
"Beres," Bi Siti replied.
This is called the path of fortune, as long as our good intentions must have a way. Looks like I'm gonna be a viral chip business. Soon I arranged my chips in the snack basket while explaining the status of my chips that began to go viral and loved by mothers to young people who like tiktokan, yuotube-an, and instagraman..
"This baby chips heartbroken cheating husband," I said.
"Cock chips broken hearted cheating husband? the buyer is still a high school boy," said Bi Siti.
"Later to buy on emotions, the boyfriend's time is the same as the younger class," said Bi Siti.
"If so, this is just a faithful chip finally broke up too," I said.
"Kok status chips make all blood rise, have not bought the heart it tastes sliced," said Bi Siti.
"This is precisely what is sought, the soap opera understandings now smell of infidelity, actors, and evil mother-in-law, so follow the trend of Bi Siti," I said. Today's age is unique and different from others it is sought and preferred. I use this to make my chips sell.
"Oh that, cool too, about what status Bi Siti bakwan?" ask Bi Siti. He wants his name to be unique just like me.
"One roof is three wives" I suggested. Now that smells of actors, infidelity and savings are more in demand. Moreover, mothers are anxious at such a thing.
"Good as well, I hope the best-selling yes use that name," said Bi Siti.
"Amin" I replied.
After helping Bi Siti I returned to class, I saw Axel hanging out with his friends in front of the class. All the girls swarm in. Who doesn't like Axel. He's handsome, cool and rich. Understand the girls sticking to him. Cool again.
"Axel's at the cinema yuk, I have a free ticket."
"Just like me, I have a new car we're traveling to the top."
"Axel asked for a photo."
The voice of the girls is subtle, understand Axel is handsome and cool, cool again. The fakboy gang always makes all the girls gather to ask for photos, autographs, and walk.
"I don't care, I better get to class" I said.
Just now Axel's street called me out loud. Astounded. Stalled steps. Look back.
"Flemot here!" call Axel.
I looked to the side. Horned haters. It could be rempeyet if it continues, but I am still under a contract to study with Axel, what if he does not want to teach me again. It could be this year could be threatened to be the last occupant in the class. Uda pede aja so the eyes of the haters look at me cynically, once they nimpukin I use thousands of kertaskan money appreciable.
I approached Axel, who is handsome members of this fakboy gang, it feels like watching a live action drama. Glare at their style, which is clearly worn from top to bottom branded all.
"Yes, what do you want?" my many.
"Buy me a snack in the cafeteria!" axel's orders.
Kirain is rich in drakor films, Axel wants to express love in front of all haters, it turns out reality is not as beautiful as a dream.
"Eh since when did I become Axel's errand boy?" my word.
"Lemot you forgot, who taught you?" Axel reminded me of his services. Shit obviously I can't dodge.
"It turns out babu, Kirain Axel's boyfriend."
"It's impossible that the slow guy is dating Axel, the most lackey."
The Haters started blaspheming me. Already not in terror, they are indeed the Queen Of Ketus, it is common fortin wear a spoiled smile clean. Fortunately I have a thick face. Their blasphemy is not like the dust of the wind.
"Okay, my money was taught to be self-reliant, flowering," I said.
"Lemot the money." Axel threw money at me. Like I'm a beggar. It sucks why I'm under contract with him.
I frowned, took the money and walked out of the crowd of haters, towards the cafeteria, I accidentally saw a fancy car coming to school. Rarely do they have a fancy car to school. Must be the owner of this school.
"Who's car is really cool?" my inner.
Someone get off the car. Look around I've met that guy, but where. It doesn't seem like an ordinary person. Her appearance was neat, wearing a suit.
"Well, this is rich in drakor movies, really handsome like Axel, who is it?" kepo many.