XIAO SHUXIANG'S
379 - Semilir Moon Inn
"I want to cry.. The pills I made with great difficulty I even gave them away for free. Something's wrong with me.. Xiao Shuxiang was not this good. Oh gosh.. My ass even went numb from sitting all day treating them And I'm Tired Once..!" Xiao Shuxiang raised his voice while firmly gripping his pillow.
He is currently in a room in a down position. Although his voice was high, but it was muffled by the white pillow that hid his face.
Plaque!
The Mad Beggar Boy smacked Xiao Shuxiang's butt in his bamboo stick, he even scolded the young man. "If you want to complain, just do it in your room. Why'd you come to Lan'Er Gege's room, for,"
"You yourself how? This is not your room either. Stop bothering me.." Xiao Shuxiang did not retaliate against the treatment of the Mad Beggar Boy, this proved that he was really tired to the point of being unable to argue.
"You're about to get married soon and Lan'Er Gege must be lonely, so it's my job to accompany her" the Mad Beggar Boy answered Xiao Shuxiang's question while rubbing Lan Xiao's hairy body, The Moon Tiger was at its large body size.
This room was indeed Lan Guan Zhi's room, but Xiao Shuxiang had already taken over his bed. He himself was seen sitting quietly while enjoying tea and paying attention to the debate of the two young men whose behavior was almost similar.
Xiao Shuxiang turned his head and looked towards the Mad Beggar Boy who was using Lan Xiao's body as a pillow. He then grunted softly.
"You want to accompany her? And that's your job? Since when, huh? Don't tell me you want to take my place.. I will never be willing. Lan Zhi is mine, stay away from her."
"Hoooh.. Now you admit he's yours. Nice, very nice. You will marry Miss Ling and still have a forbidden relationship with Lan'Er Gege. Goody.. Really good," Mad Beggar Boy mocked Xiao Shuxiang, he said he now knew that what Lan Xiao had said to him was true.
The Moon Tiger said that Xiao Shuxiang was the mother who had given birth to him. Hearing him made Xiao Shuxiang spontaneously throw a pillow towards the Crazy Beggar Boy.
"Right now I don't want to argue, but your words need to get straight. Lan Xiao hatched from the egg that Lan Zhi and I found, the Moon Tiger's eyes first saw my face when she hatched, which is why she considers me her mother. I never gave birth, damn it..! My ass is still a virgin, not like yours,"
"Did you ever get inside my ass and dare to say that? You've proven it yourself, huh?"
Xiao Shuxiang, "Crazy Beggar Boy..!
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Lan Guan Zhi slightly flinched as her good friend got out of bed and directly lunged at the Mad Beggar Boy.
The two friends ended up wrestling while putting out embarrassing words. They mocked each other, all the words about 'backward virginity', 'short arm', 'greatest heavenly pillar', and so on could be heard clearly by Lan Guan Zhi.
".. Even though you are the last young man in the world, I will never let you touch me, let alone allow you to 'get it out' inside me..!" The Mad Beggar Boy was currently in the bottom position, both of his hands firmly gripping Xiao Shuxiang's shoulders.
"I don't want to either, you're so disgusting..! And who's gonna touch you? Even if you were naked in front of me, 'Piton' would never challenge Earth's gravity because of you." Xiao Shuxiang was indeed at the top, he also seemed to be clutching onto the shoulders of the Mad Beggar Boy and trying to keep his position unchanged.
"What did you say? A python? Is that the name for 'Your Heavenly Pillar'?" The Mad Beggar Boy initially gasped, he put on a face that wanted an answer.
"Right, you just found out his big name. So be proud,"
"I want to see it. How big is 'your information' that you give it the name 'Piton'," Crazy Beggar Boy's eyes glimmered at a glance and only once a foot movement.. He can rotate the position until he is on top.
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Xiao Shuxiang was surprised, he also did the same by wearing both feet and was finally able to return to his original position.
"You think you can beat me, huh? This Xiao Shuxiang was born to dominate, you will not be able to defeat me."
"Huh, you're wrong. My experience wrestles more than you. You should not forget how old I am right now," the Mad Beggar Boy smiled and turned around again until Xiao Shuxiang was at the bottom.
"Let's see how big your 'Pitons are,"
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"The Crazy Beggar..! If you dare to do so, I will kill you..!"
Lan Guan Zhi saw his two friends start a new round of fighting by opening each other's pants. He exhaled softly and then stirred the tea in his jade cup using his index finger.
Lan Guan Zhi retracted his finger and the next second it flicked the water point on his finger which directly aimed at the head of the Mad Beggar Boy and Xiao Shuxiang's arm.
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The two friends spontaneously moaned, their actions halted and immediately turned towards Lan Guan Zhi.
"Lan Zhi, what are you doing?!" Xiao Shuxiang was just about to protest, but Lan Guan Zhi had already told him to stop and then sleep.
"But it wasn't me who started first, this perverted young man did."
"You're a disgrace,"
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Xiao Shuxiang was surprised, he protested because Lan Guan Zhi was simply blaming himself. On the other hand, the Mad Beggar Boy smiled sneered as his Lan'Er Gege was not angry at him.
"seen right? Lan'Er Gege prefers me, so you better stop bothering her and let us live happily,"
"The Crazy Beggar. As long as I'm alive, don't expect you to be close to Lan'Er. He's a good friend of mine and I'm not gonna let you get this pervert into your forbidden world,"
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The Mad Beggar Boy gasped when Xiao Shuxiang came back to attack him, they wrestled again and again until Lan Xiao who had been sleeping had started to open her eyes.
Grrrrr
The Moon Tiger let out a snarl-like sound, he then used his tail to envelop Xiao Shuxiang and the Mad Beggar Boy.
Lan Xiao's tail was very soft and comfortable, he was able to make these two hyperactive youths calm down and slowly begin to be shrouded in drowsiness.
Lan Guan Zhi shook his head softly when he saw Xiao Shuxiang and the Crazy Beggar Boy falling asleep facing each other. The two friends had different backgrounds, but were both over a hundred years old.
For people who are that old, of course, the way their thoughts and behavior is sometimes difficult to understand. Lan Guan Zhi had so far never talked much, but he had always paid attention to his friends, including the person who worried him the most.
Actually, it's also good that Crazy Beggar Boy is here. He could become Xiao Shuxiang's goofy friend so that the young man could forget a bit about swords or battle-related ones.
Duan De once told him that his best friend was a figure who never escaped from sword, fight, and blood.
A person who never knew the bond in humans, he was a person who only knew to fight. So being able to see how her best friend can enjoy life a little bit makes her feel good.
Rrrrr
Lan Xiao was so sound asleep, he enveloped the two young men who had been wrestling with his tail. Xiao Shuxiang himself seemed to snore, he did have a habit of snoring during sleep and this was difficult to remove.
To the Mad Beggar Boy, he was actually used to hugging his bamboo staff while sleeping. But because the wand was out of nowhere - Xiao Shuxiang's body became his instead.
Lan Guan Zhi's bed was now uninhabited, but it would be impolite if he himself was on the bed and let the two friends sleep on the floor even though there was a Moon Tiger as a pillow and blanket.
Lan Guan Zhi exhaled and then got up from her seat. He walked calmly towards Lan Xiao and leaned on the body of the Moon Tiger, right beside Xiao Shuxiang.
A cultivator could have withstood drowsiness, but it was much better to rest enough when environmental conditions allowed.
Although his friend's snoring was a little disturbing, but at least Xiao Shuxiang was a person who was quite calm when he fell asleep.
This Alchemist Chef did not like kicking around let alone hugging carelessly like the Crazy Beggar Boy often did, hence Lan Guan Zhi could slightly lower his vigilance.
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Just about to close his eyes, Lan Guan Zhi slightly jerked as she felt her hand being held. He turned his head towards Xiao Shuxiang and saw that this friend was still so sound as to fall asleep.
Lan Guan Zhi did not seem to know that in some conditions-Xiao Shuxiang sometimes dreamed of his encounter with the Night Star Sword, one of the three Heavenly Heirlooms.
In his former life, Xiao Shuxiang was a swordsman who did not have many precious items. You could say, other than the sword and his own life - he had nothing left.
Xiao Shuxiang always held his sword while asleep, so his habit often appeared when dreaming of the beginning of his meeting with the heirloom. He must have been dreaming and was instead holding onto Lan Guan Zhi's hand for thinking it was his Night Star Sword.
Lan Guan Zhi himself was only a little surprised, but he did not shake his friend's hand. He then shook his hand slowly to extinguish the lights in this room.
Slowly, his eyes closed gently and retorted holding Xiao Shuxiang's hand. Conscious or not.. Lan Guan Zhi had always acted like the guardian of this good friend of his.
He was too protective of Xiao Shuxiang, even when he was a child.. It was he who often dragged his friend to the Punishment Hall.
Rrrr
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Right in the morning, Hai Feng and Zhi Shu who had been so neatly present seemed to be walking towards Xiao Shuxiang's room. The two of them wanted to invite his Brother Xiao to breakfast together, unfortunately what was sought was not even in the room.
"Is it possible that Brother Xiao has already woken up?" Hai Feng asked Zhi Shu because he was looking behind a wooden bulkhead and only found an uninhabited bathtub there.
"Brother Xiao is a person who easily sleeps but is very difficult to wake up. Do you think he'll wake up soon? The cold conditions of the Northern Continent would even make Brother Xiao even more lazy to wake up."
"If he's not here, then there's only one place. Brother Xiao must be there," Hai Feng thought of Lan Guan Zhi's room and it was also approved by Zhi Shu.
Lan Guan Zhi's room was not far from Xiao Shuxiang's room, so Zhi Shu and Hai Feng didn't need much time to get there.
Hai Feng shifted the door very slowly, almost without a sound. As the door opened, he and Zhi Shu started to step inside until they finally found the person they were looking for was sleeping soundly in a cuddling position with the Mad Beggar Boy.
Hai Feng and Zhi Shu shook their heads slowly. The two of them then gasped when they saw Lan Guan Zhi walking from behind the wooden bulkhead.
The handsome young man with all his calmness just finished cleaning himself and in a state of white clothes that are so neat.
Hai Feng and Zhi Shu greeted Lan Guan Zhi respectfully. Both of them apologized for entering secretly, thank goodness this young man did not bother about it.
"Mh.. Young Master Lan? Do you know what happened between Brother Xiao and this young man?" Hai Feng became curious, the reason Xiao Shuxiang and the Crazy Beggar Boy looked so close.
Zhi Shu, "They both slept very well. And is it just my feelings or do they look friendly?"
"Shhh, don't let me think strangely in the morning. Brother Xiao is a young man.. Um.. I don't know if he's really a normal young man or not.." Hai Feng was even confused himself, he rubbed his nape and so recalled how his Brother Xiao was referred to as a fag.
The next second, Hai Feng shook his head slowly and seemed to be trying to shake off his various strange thoughts. He had just wanted to step up to wake Xiao Shuxiang up, but his brother-like eyes were starting to open.
Xiao Shuxiang's back was warm because of Lan Xiao's body, he was also comfortable with the hairy blanket coming from the Moon Tiger's tail, let alone the other warmth he got coming from the thing he was holding.
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Xiao Shuxiang had yet to open his eyes, but his forehead seemed to wrinkle. His hands began to fumble around this thing he was hugging and then opened his eyes.
His sight was a little blurry, but it slowly began to clear. He could see the handsome face of the young man that he least wanted to see upon waking up.
The eyelids of the Mad Beggar Boy moved and slowly opened up. She could faintly see the dazzling-faced young man who was so close to her. His lips pulled upwards and formed a thin smile.
"Good morning~"
"A-aah! Stay away from me!" Xiao Shuxiang reflexively pushed the Crazy Beggar Boy and kicked the young man's butt.
He woke up with a heart that almost jumped out of his ear. Xiao Shuxiang fumbled his body and then exhaled a sigh of relief, thank God he was still fully dressed.
"Damn it, I think I've been tainted by it.."
"Adu duh! Bo-my ass.. You're so insolent.. I just woke up and you kicked me?!"
The Crazy Beggar Boy whimpered while rubbing his butt. He was in a down position due to Xiao Shuxiang. The young man was very late.
"I didn't do anything to you..! Just saying hello like I used to when I woke up, why are you kicking me?!"
"It's your fault for being too close and daring to hug me.." Xiao Shuxiang rubbed his arm and decided to clean himself up immediately, ".. Seeing your face in the morning makes me itch..!"
"Hey..! I'm your senior, boy! Dare to be brash again, then I will-! Wuxians! Listen when I talk..! Where you going? Wuxian!"
"'Shuxiang!' my name is 'Shuxiang'. Once again you call me 'Wuxian', I'll make sure 'Piton' meets 'Your Heavenly Pillar'. And this, is not a threat."
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The Crazy Beggar Boy was shocked to hear that. He found nothing but his own shoes to throw at the young man who had already gone towards the wooden bulkhead.
Hai Feng and Zhi Shu blinked. It's still early morning and they've seen two people's bickering go awry. It's a pity that Young Master Lan has to deal with these two young men every day.
"A shitty, shameless, brash, and annoying!" The Mad Beggar Boy cursed, he then turned his head towards Lan Guan Zhi and complained to the forehead-clad young man.
He only realized that there was someone other than his Lan'Er Gege in this room, they were none other than Hai Feng and Zhi Shu. The two men invited them to breakfast together.
Rrrr~
Lan Xiao began to open his eyes, his size turning into that of a kitten. She looks adorable as she moves her whole body.
Zhi Shu was playing around with the Moon Tiger while waiting for Xiao Shuxiang and the Crazy Beggar Boy to prepare. This morning they had to leave for the Snow White Emperor's palace.
In another room, Yang Shu, his brother, son, and son-in-law were waiting for Xiao Shuxiang as well as his grandson's friends, Xiao Qing Yan was also there.
In front of them were already presented various kinds of dishes that would definitely not be rejected by people who liked to eat like Xiao Shuxiang, Hai Feng, and the Crazy Beggar Boy.
They waited long enough for Xiao Shuxiang and his friends to arrive. Yang Shu saw that the look on his favorite grandson's face looked bad and seemed to be in trouble with the Mad Beggar Boy.
Xiao WeiWei also noticed the look on the faces of his son and the young man holding a black bamboo stick. He could deduce the two people were doing a trivial quarrel but involving Lan Guan Zhi in it.
"Young Master Lan, let's sit down.." Xiao WeiWei invited Lan Guan Zhi to sit next to him. He greatly appreciated this young man for taking good care of his son.
Yang Hao saw how attentive Xiao WeiWei was to Lan Guan Zhi, as if his wife was like a mother-in-law who was so considerate of her son-in-law.
Yang Fu and Yang Shu were also aware of it, but they did not dare to say anything. The two only occasionally looked at Lan Guan Zhi and Xiao Shuxiang alternately until they finally shook their heads slowly.
Xiao Qing Yan was like he had his own world, he did not care about the surrounding conditions and preferred to eat. The Moon Tiger jumped into his lap and seemed to join his world.
Meanwhile, the Mad Beggar Boy was so happy to see the many foods in front of him. He was already very hungry.
"Xiao 'Er.. Grandpa doesn't know how you guys got on our ship all of a sudden. Although the timing was perfect, but it was quite surprising." Yang Shu did not have time to talk about it yesterday because he was busy taking care of the captain and the crew.
Hai Feng and Zhi Shu were also curious. They listened to Xiao Shuxiang's explanation while eating together. Both of them were shocked and on one side were also amazed by their Brother Xiao's ability.
Xiao Shuxiang explained about the revolution of his Moving Mirror. He told Yang Shu everything, about how he used a moving mirror to escape the ruins of the land in the Heavenly Goddess Great House.
".. I just did it. I thought we would arrive at the Sky Pagoda Sect, but it was unexpected that we would instead appear at the Tianqi Mao residence. It was from there that I began to conduct closed-door training and finally managed to develop the Mirror Transferring Technique,"
Yang Shu, "You must be having a lot of trouble, but Grandpa is happy because you're okay,"
Xiao Shuxiang said he was also happy to see Grandpa, Father and Mother in good health. He told about the state of the White Snow Emperor that he knew and about the letter that had been up for a long time.
Yang Hao, "Did you during your trip in this place, you have trouble?"
Xiao Shuxiang shook his head, "The problems I faced in the palace are not too big to be overcome. After all when delivering the message that Grandfather wrote, His Majesty looked happy even to the point of crying. I reckon.. She misses her son so much,"
Yang Fu and Yang Shu knew that. They feel the same way. Being able to hear Xiao Shuxiang saying that the Snow White Emperor was in good health had made them happy.
Xiao Shuxiang, "I died before the marker seal on the back of the emperor's palace. So after eating, we do not need to use the train to go there. I'll drive you right away,"
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Hai Feng, "Brother Xiao. You are very reliable..! We can save the trip,"
Zhi Shu nodded in agreement, he praised Xiao Shuxiang's outstanding talent. The Transferring Mirror Technique was only mastered by Tianqi Mao and the Demonic Beasts that were similar to it.
".. Very few warriors could learn the Mirror Moving Technique, let alone be able to develop it. Brother Xiao has great abilities, I'm very impressed with you."
"Zhi Shu, don't be too complimentary. I can do it myself. We'd better finish your food and we'll be on our way,"
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