
...Happy Reading's...
When Nicholas goes out of town on business, does a Jeremy choose to work in an office and carry out his duties as the successor to the family company? And the answer is of course not.
"Mas, what time is it? why not go to the office?" Hanny sees the clock on the wall in her room already showing at nine in the morning, the days are usually already this early hours she's already in the office.
"Why should I go to the office?" Reply Jeremy who looks focused on scrolling his smartphone.
"Loh.. instead of Nicholas and Alisya behind it is still tomorrow, the trus who takes care of the office if one of you two does not go to work?" Ask Hanny who had somehow been back and forth to the bathroom.
"Leave it alone, when I have not worked in the office, the employees have done their respective duties, there or without me, the company will still continue to run." Reply Jeremy with ease.
"Huh?" Hanny only gawk at hearing it, although from the beginning when they met her husband was lazy if his days were busy with work problems.
"Here you go, don't worry about work, my savings won't run out even if I don't work for a few days, you know, baby?"
"Yes, but if they need an autograph or what, what?" Hanny actually just wanted to rest for a while, because if she kept a head to head with her husband, it was certain that he would be affected because it would continue to be under his confinement.
"Again all digital now, if only the signature can still be taken care of, the most important thing is the duty of a wife to make her husband happy, it can not be replaced by digital media, it is not, here baby sits on my lap." Jeremy immediately grabbed Hanny's smooth fingers.
"Mkc... What the hell mas, I just finished shampooing this?" Hanny pulled both of her hands.
"Jeez yank, I just hold the hand of the doang, why are you looking so sour?" Bump Jeremy in annoyance.
"Finally, if the mas has touched me, what else holds my body, it is certain that I will mas danting on the bed right?"
"Hehe. emang why yank, worship with her own husband was much to be rewarded, blessed, barokah and most importantly sakinah, mawadah wa rahmah." Jeremy answered with a sweet smile.
"Luh... I know, but the definition of worship is not that all right mas, is it worth after the morning prayers until nine in the morning mas have asked to add five times?" Hanny immediately ruffled her waist.
"Oh yank, why lately I want to touch you continue, the inn is missing, am I experiencing symptoms of the disease?"
"Aish.. That's not the sick symptom of his name, but the Horny symptom! wonder me, before the wedding always Horny continues kayak gini every day?"
"No, aside from Dinar I've never been in close contact with any woman, so I rarely have the urge to change the oil."
"He again.. Him again!" Even though their problems are over, Hanny seems lazy to hear her name back.
"You're still jealous of him?" Jeremy straight up his wife's chin.
"Sory yes, not level!" Hanny flicked her hand.
"Hahaha. said that you're still jealous." Jeremy immediately pulled Hanny's body into his arms. "But I like you to be jealous like this, jealousy is a sign of love, I'm so excited about you." Jeremy's face immediately nyungsep scratched his wife's neck.
"Here you go, and then you go up again, my hair isn't even dry yet." Hanny moved away from her husband's body.
"Hmm. baby, how about we go for a walk."
"Where? Europe? The korean? Japan or just go to Paris?"
"Ckk... do you just want to go abroad?"
"Well, I was just doing this, where were you going?"
"I want us to tour by car, enjoy the good times both, there is only me and you, emm.a kind of Nyoride is yank." Whine Jeremy with spoiled.
"Nyoride what's the mas?"
"Nyoride was driving while enjoying the afternoon atmosphere that yank, would ya?" Rayu Jeremy is back.
"Where?"
"Where, we can go early in the morning around the top first, after that we can go around the beach enjoying a natural painting that is certainly second to none."
"Emang mas is not tired what drive itself, usually, is it everywhere ushered the same driver?"
"No, later if tired stop, we can bring camping equipment later, even if tired of crashing both."
"Goddess.. Inget age mas, we are not young anymore, our energy is different from ABG children who are still strong doing outdoor activities, forget to wear clothes until the morning just take medicine in the wind, right?" Ledek Hanny with a slanted smile.
"Alaaaaah yank.but I really want to walk both just the same you, this time aja yank, I've been browsing interesting places for us to visit, but I really want to visit, mas has also purchased complete equipment for touring, will ya?"
"His youth was an adventurer?"
"No, every day I'm told to learn and just learn, not getting smarter but that lesson has absolutely nothing going into my brain."
"Pfftth... Pantesan mas it..."
"What..what..! You want to curse your husband?" Jeremy immediately cut his wife's body.
"No really! this is very sensitive!" Hanny immediately chuckled at it.
"We're leaving now yuk?"
"Other times, I've been peeing back and forth, like something's wrong with this." Complain Hanny who had been to the toilet several times.
"If you're going to be able to go down and find rest area, come on, baby."
"Why do I have to go now?"
"So you refused my invitation?"
"Maybe?" Hanny asked with the face she made as blank as possible, because actually she was very lazy to join the touring-touring event like that.
"By dong."
"Yes." Yeah." Hanny was excited.
"But there are conditions."
"What conditions?"
"The answer was a guess from me, if you can, we don't have to leave, but if you fail to answer it, you have to follow what I want."
"I like this one like this, deal!" Hanny immediately shook her husband's hand steadily, because every time they played a guess before going to bed Hanny was the winner.
"When 10+3\=1?"
"Did? he says he doesn't like lessons, why guess with maths?"
"Jawab only, don't you belong to one of the smart students in your Campus?" Said Jeremy with a sly smile.
"Yes, but ten plus three isn't one mas, so it's about arithmetic or what?" Hanny seemed to think hard about it.
"I'll give you a minute, if you can't answer quickly change your clothes, we're leaving now!"
"Wait, it's at the root or what the hell mas?"
"You want roots or trees, you have a few seconds left." Said Jeremy who continued to smile meaningfully.
"What dong, why am I suddenly so late like this anyway?" Hanny scratched her head.
"Three, two, one, tet tot! time's up, hurry up and change your clothes, or I'll take his place." Jeremy cheered right away, because this time he was the winner.
"Aish... What kind of question is that, what is the answer?" Hanny started to wonder.
"Hour."
The cup!
With ease Jeremy snatched his wife's aunt after giving the answer to the dime puzzle.
"Well, why the clock?"
"After twelve o'clock in the afternoon, what time is it?"
"One."
"Thirteen is not the same as one o'clock in the afternoon?"
"Woah..why didn't I think about it?" Hanny felt like she was the dumbest person in the world, but her IQ test was quite high that time.
"Hehe. It turns out that smart people will always lose to Bejo people! quickly pack your things, and you want to manasin the car first." Jeremy immediately waltzed away from their room with a smile of satisfaction.
"Haishis... As smart as a woman, her nature is still under a man, let alone her husband, fuuh. nasip-nasip!"
Hanny could not resist it, she lost by guessing only what she thought was a dime but ngeselin.
Until finally they are in the car to the first destination, a mountain that presents an epic and soothing scenery.
"Woe.. The scenery turned out to be really good, especially if we are camping next to it, surely the view at night is really cool, like the star hills with city lights." Hanny smiled broadly at the scene as Jeremy suddenly pulled over their car.
"Hm."
"Do you want us to set up a tent on the other end?" Hanny asked back as her husband kept quiet.
"No."
"Trus why are we stopping here? not afraid what mas, we're on the edge of this forest, the area here is very quiet."
"Yank, what's cold?"
"Huh?"
"I. emm..a very cold yank." Jeremy suddenly put on his mupeng face.
"Yes, I've matain AC car yes, the name is also mountains, the sun is located in the middle position of the earth is also definitely the air remains cool."
"Yank, can you?" Jeremy started to poke his wife's arm.
How do I feel bad, right?
"Can what?" Hanny asked as she turned her body back.
"Request rations."
"Astagfirullah, this is in the car loh mas, what people say if anyone sees, later we are mistaken for a 'kere' couple who are not strong rent a hotel room, do not be weird deh." Hanny definitely refused, even though she was a night butterfly, but she never wanted to play in the car, even though she paid for a suitcase of money.
"Woah. mas that, um who told me to watch so, like no work at all."
"No idea yank, lately it's so easy to horny, seeing your aunt in red just because her innate mas want mulu." Jeremy bit his lower aunt.
"It seems like this is indeed a disease, come on back home, we ask your personal doctor to come check on your health, there must be something wrong with this."
Grep's!
"Once upon a time, I couldn't stand it!" Jeremy hugged his wife's body.
When it was clear like this, Hanny could do nothing but close her eyes and shake her head, she was forced to worship in the car because she could not bear to see her husband's face.
"Hmmh. mas, why so long, I'm afraid!" Hanny said on the sidelines of her activities.
"Hmpt... Patience, don't you like the old one?"
"Yes, but if it's here for him I'm afraid that someone's mergokin us." Hanny had been anxious since then.
"Have it, enjoy it, no one will know what we're doing in this car." Jeremy kept pushing back his wife's body with a burning spirit.
"But this car is rocking mas, the little melanin can't be, uh!"
"But yank, it's so delicious, heugh!" Jeremy seemed to ignore the outside world, because he felt the pleasure of the world's paradise there.
Duk!
Clontang!
Pyaarr!
"Woi! you're mesvm's couple!" A man's voice echoed in the forest along with Jeremy's broken windshield on the back.
"No, someone is suspicious of us!"
"Silent yank, we're getting out of here!"
"But this is how I move first."
"No need, just later, our car hunt was destroyed by being stoned!"
Finally with the skill of the racer Jeremy immediately pressed the accelerator pedal and left the place.
"Gosh, I'm so ashamed, it's because of you!"
Hanny immediately bit her husband's shoulder, because the current car gear and also the owner is still perfectly stuck in his place.
"Man, I know there's someone in the woods!"
"Just go home, I don't want to continue touring anymore!"
"Yes.. Yes.. ehh... did we stop by the boarding house Abah only? It seems like this place is not far from there?"
"No way, cook yes we go to a holy place like that in a dirty state, anyway we go home!"
"But I miss the same Abah yank, just a few kilometers away we have arrived, do not expect our journey so far."
"Anyway I want to go home, DOT!"
"How about a minute, fifteen minutes?" Pinta Jeremy who remembered Abah who always scolded him but for good.
"No! I haven't had a shower shampooing mas!"
"Let's take a shower there!"
"Not good mas, next time we go there, try if the mas was not determined to ask the horses in the car, surely I want to go to the boarding school!"
"Yes, but..."
"But let alone mas, can't mess around anymore?"
"Get out the oil first, sick tau yank, if held like this." Jeremy is starting to do it again.
"Mas! Don't overdo it!" Hanny is dizzy herself seeing her husband's extreme behavior.
"Get a quick motion promise, okay?"
"Gosh mama?"
"Sick yank, you've never been a guy?"
"Then, do you want me to have surgery to be a guy, let me know what it's like?"
"Don't, I won't have any more rice fields, so come out yank, just a minute, here!"
"O Gusti, forgive us our sins."
With a furious face, Hanny immediately punched her Husband's chair in order to fall down and directly climb on his lap.
"Let's go, come on, a little faster, I'll be there!"
"Next time no more touring-touring events, DOT, heugh!" Hanny even sped up her wobble so that the car swung back and forth irregularly.
Brak!
Brak!
Brak!
Suddenly when both of them were flying around, the glass of their car was shoved from behind violently.
"Astagfirulah... What are these other trials!"
Hanny immediately jumped down from her husband's body and fixed his clothes.
"Your face has you buttoned all, baby, is your hijab neat?" Asked Jeremy who was also busy raising his pants back.
"Bodo very!" It was like Hanny was cracking all her husband's bones, so as not to act anymore.
"Hehe... I'm sorry!"
"Of course, open the window, they'll suspect!"
"Assalamu'alaikum son?" Greet the old man with a face that was difficult to describe.
"Wa'alaikum salam sir, how can I help you?"
"Why did you stop here."
"Emmm... I forgot the road, I used to come here, but I don't know where the road goes to the city, can you tell us?" Jeremy said, just to reason.
"Then why is your car wobbling, what are you doing?"
"Owh that. emm..." Jeremy hasn't thought about it.
Lord, if You will punish me, punish my husband, for I lied because of him.
"Sorry sir, there was a cockroach in this car, so we were both trying to catch it." Hanny immediately helped her husband to answer.
"Owh... That's right sir!"
"A car this good has cockroaches?" Asked the man with a wry smile.
"Yes sir, since my husband is a dirty guy, he often eats in the car and does weird things in the car, so maybe cockroaches like him."
"Sssst... means you're yank's cockroach?" Whisper Jeremy with a crazy smile.
"Silence you are!" Bump Hanny while glaring.
"Then, show both of you identification cards."
"What is the father of a policeman?"
"No!"
"Then why do we have to show our identity card with the father, what is the guarantee that the father will not misuse our identity card?"
"Waah. children today are good at words and looking for excuses, may my daughter's behavior not like those in the city there."
"So, sir, so it's fair that we can also see the identity of the father's?"
"Well take! I'm one of the teachers teaching at the boarding school that is nearby, next time you learn more about religion, so that you two don't get lost by worldly temptations." The man quickly took out his donoet and ID card.
"We're married sir, so there's nothing to worry about, it's our identity card sir, hehe.." Jeremy gave both their identity cards.
Degh's!
Hanny Claire's?
The man wearing a peci, a cocoa shirt and a plaid patterned sarong was stunned for a moment, when he saw Hanny's identity card.
"Don't look at the picture for too long sir, she's my wife!" Jeremy starts to get possessive when he's in touch with Hanny.
"Haish!"
"Have enough information, sir, then can we continue our journey?"
"Where do you live?"
"Damf... Mr kepo very, do not expect you can get to know my wife, and do not ever have the mind to secretly meet my wife too, because she is mine one, excuse me, assalamu'alaikum!" Jeremy immediately took back their identity card and turned on his car.
Claire's?
"Wa. wa... wa'alaikumsalam."
When Jeremy saw the rearview mirror of his car he felt a little surprised, because the man was still stuck in place, with a blank look far ahead as if to drive his car away from there.