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#1

After graduating SMU in Aek Kanopan, Uccok

decided to migrate because it does not have the cost to continue college, plus a mediocre brain.

Ucok parents gave a one-way fare of Rp.100,000, because of the finances were squeezed. Ucok chose to migrate to the New Week area.

In the city of New Week, Ucok did not get a job, after five days there, the remaining money for the fare is up, brother is not there.

Long story short Ucok willing to be Kernet (Condector) heavy equipment Eskapator to the forest to open arable land, the name of the heavy equipment operator, Sidabutar.

Arriving in the Forest, there were also many people working here! murmur in the heart! and he did not find the Toilet for MCK that there is a vast expanse of land, They also made it big to shelter at night.

Because they had just descended (entered) from the city to the Forest, the people in the forest decided to Sleep Together in Beskem which was built by Sidabutar and Ucok while the stories.

At midday, about 2 a.m., Sardi (the person they met in the woods) had a stomachache, and decided to pee behind a large tree near their beskem.

Coincidentally, at 2 o'clock past 3 minutes, Uccok also had a stomachache, and rushed out to dispose of it as well, and Uccok decided to throw it behind the same tree as Sardi, who had been in the same state, Because the tree is large and a little dark leafy, Uccok remember the message his parents accommodated, (if you want to urinate/big, you have to excuse me with the word Sattabi in a new place), and, as soon as Uccok got close to the tree, Uccok opened his pants, and said..

Uccok: "Sattabi Oppung is crying" (Excuse the owner of this area). Because Sardi is still behind the tree, Sardi replied from behind the tree...

Sardi: "Dang Boi (Can't be)..!"

At once, Ucok's stomach ache healed, which there Ucok was frightened, because he thought the tree replied, because he did not know that before him, Sardi had already squatted there, there, immediately returned to Beskem with a pale fluent and immediately went to sleep.

The next morning was a new story, and all his friends were uprooted after Sardi told the story as well.

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#2

komeng: Ojan guess who knows the hero Sudirman

Ojan: Everyone knows dong

comment: Not necessarily, try asking your sister for sure she does not know

komeng : Who would know yes braziery, try you ride bajay from here and say bang bajay know Sudirman ga? must be the brazier replied. Yes I know let's go up

Ojan: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

comment: Ojan guess who knows the price of Monas

Ojan: Where does anyone know the price of monas

comment : There is

Ojan: Who is dong?

comment: Bajay Buyer

Ojan: How could the Bajay artisan know the price of Monas

komeng : That was the mother who was riding Bajay told Bang Bajay Monas how much. The Bajay man said twenty thousand.

Ojan: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

comment: Ojan knows where the brakes are?

Ojan: On the same foot in the hand

comment : Wrong

Ojan then where is dong

comeng : Postponed Bajay artisan

Ojan: Why is it on the shoulder

komeng : The rising father patted the shoulder of the Bajay artisan while saying bang Bajay stop. Bajaynya directly brenti. Means the bajay brake is on dong's shoulder

Ojan: Hahahahahahahahaha