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#2 EPISODE
🌜 **FIRST FACTOR 🌛***
#1
There is a newly married couple, the husband wants to give a surprise to his wife. One day the husband said to his wife:
"Honey, we go yuk, but your eyes must be closed well...!"
"Kok has to be closed anyway mas...?" wife says.
"Well, there's something for you anyway." said the husband.
They also left by taxi. Once they got to the place they went down, then the husband took his wife into the new house which was used as a surprise for the wife. But the husband still did not allow his wife to open the blindfold.
It turns out that the wife wants to waste the wind, but because she is still ashamed of her husband, the wife pretends to please make a drink.
"Mas, grab me a drink dong...!" Her husband then went to the kitchen to get a drink, when her husband left the wife to waste the wind.
"Tuuuuuu.."
When the husband came to bring a drink, the wife still wanted to waste the wind, she finally told her husband...
"The drink is less sweet, add sugar again well...."
The husband went again to add sugar to his wife's drink. When her husband left the wife farted again.
"Tuuuuu...."
Then the husband came again to give me a drink. But apparently the wife still wants to waste the wind. Finally, with a heavy heart, the wife asked to add sugar again. When the husband goes his wife goes back to the wind.
"Tuuuuuuuutu"
Finally the wife felt relieved because she had finished from wanting to waste her wind. When the husband arrived and handed him a drink, the husband opened his eyes. The wife was surprised because it turned out that there were many people at home and right next to her were her in-laws. Shamefully the wife asked her in-laws...
"Oh sir, it's been a long time..?"
With a flat face, the in-law replied...
"Already, since the first fart...!!!"
Sorry guys, this is just a bad story so no baper
🌜 **PHOTOGRAPHY******BABY 🌛***
#2
A couple who have difficulty having children finally decided to use a sperm donor.
On Day H, the husband said, "Honey, he's coming soon, so just wait. I'll go first.."
"Well Pa, I just wait on the terrace well.", said the wife hope2 anxious.
Photographer: "Morning, Ma'am! I came for.....
"Oh, just go ahead, Mas. I've been waiting for Mas," cut the wife.
Photographer: "Creally? Well, my specialist is a baby."
"Yes, that's what we need..."
Seeing the photographer picking up something, the wife asked shyly2, "Where did we start?"
Photographer: "Give it to me, Ma'am. I'm expert. I will start 2x in the bathtub, 3x on the sofa & 5x on the mattress. In the family room fun too, can be benar2 freely!"
"Bathtub, couch? many times, Mas??? My husband and I always fail"
Photographer: "Yes, Ma'am, no one can guarantee perfection. But, if we try a lot of different positions2 and shoot 6 to 7 different angles, I'm sure Mbak will be satisfied"
"Well! So many..," cried the wife.
Photographer: "I have to spend as much time as possible. Actually it could have been only 5 minutes, but I'm afraid you'll be disappointed.."
"All right." said the wife.
Photographer releases baby photo album2, the results of his shots. "It's done on the bus!"
"Whataa!? On the bus???"
Photographer: "Yes, Ma'am. The twins are very nice, considering their mother's toughness"
"Difficult?" the wife began to be confused and scared.
Photographer: "Yup, finally had to go to the park to satisfy him. Many people watch and watch..."
"Anyone watching and watching?" asked my wife very surprised.
Photographer: "Yes, Ma'am. 3 hours more. The mother shouted2. It was very difficult for me to concentrate. Now if you're ready, I'll put on a tripod"
"Tripod??? What's for???"
Photographer: "Yes, I had to use a tripod to prop up my 'Tool', too heavy for lama2.
Ma........!!
Maverick.........
Ma'am....!!!
Why did he even faint???
Nb: guys don't baper ok this is just a essay.welcome to read okey❤
