DERRIS

DERRIS
6. LUCAS AND HIS PROBLEMS



***DERRIS & LUCAS**SCENE***


Lucas kasak kusuk is not calm with his sitting position.


“Ambien ya” turned Lucas.


“Not, again come a month only translucent sanitary napkinku” reply origin Lucas.


“If again ambient & come month should be at home. That's the car seat that you stain for 1 unit of your father's motor sport loh! “


Jreng... Jreng.... Found what he was looking for.


“Ahhaaa..met her” turned out to be her phone that fell.


“Heleh, mobile phone output last month was very complicated. Open the dashboard box in front of you” Derris command shows the car dashboard.


Click..published the contents of the dashboard it turns out the contents of the smartphone persimmon logo (no mention of brands for the good of the advertising world).


“Eh busett..... Loan sir Derris, a lot of his junk” ruffled the contents of the dashboard full of mobile phones.


“I'm sorry to have a friend like you who plays a lot of girls. Mobile capital 3 seeds doang hahahaha” laughs at Lucas expression amazes Derris phone a lot.


“It turns out your mobile collection is a lot with my girlfriend collection, please first pack Derris” kiss Derris hand.


“You look capital & mobile phone just think cocky. Most girls too, is if I play mobile games. There are free endorsements, bonuses from promoters & me every month change new phones rations from my father” low to brag.


“But you are single, no one notices you wekkkk” sticking out his tongue.


“Pay expensive waitress if not becus take care of me for what. Emang you, have a girlfriend and waitress hahah” menohok again Derris say.


“At least I can ahem-ahem uhuk-uhuk ahay-ahay” demonstrate the movement of his hands.


“Basic pervert, already not virgin but in KTP status single. Where else does his status last a lifetime, it's clearly a public lie Cas Lucas. Should be single but already a widower without an official letter hahahahah” Derris pounded the handlebar of his steering wheel while talking.


“Oh handsome man, look at me this perfect one. My girlfriends are greatly harmed by hallucinations alone, so I realize their wishes. What wrong? “


“Do not look for justification, remember conceding can result in bunting loh” driving concentration.


“Eh wait a minute” counts his fingers while guessing his count.


“Definitely want to date come month your girlfriend is not hahahah” Derris laughs again.


“Derris... Nokkkk” screamed loudly with both hands grabbed his hair.


Ciiiit... The car brakes suddenly stopped.


“If the contraction is stupid! This car is not an ambulance, how the hell” upset with Lucas.


“Nancy, Pretty, Olivia & Saiya have all not reported when they last menstruated. Present mamihhh.gimana nich if they are really butts uh butts” club will rotate his head quickly.


“Yah contact penghulu terderkatlah cook contact pharmacy. Crazy Luh Cas, play yes play but do not need to play for children. So the real boy finished your youth” threatened Derris.


“Pak Derris please turn at the pharmacy plisss” clenching both hands pleading.


“Ish ish troublesome once bring prospective fathers of this” looking for the nearest pharmacy.


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After walking a few kilometers finally can also be a pharmacy that is quiet visitors.


“It has arrived noh, the hunt down there” snapped Derris again.


“Ya said just find a cure added pinter, say stupid. YES SAY LOOK FOR BAJURI PREGNANCY TEST TOOL!!! “


“But I'm ashamed, I'm still a little boy” weld his face.


“But just make the baby's grandpa shameless right. Until the show-off holiday time in Bali” reviewed the memories of Lucas while dating his girlfriend.


“Der, you who dropped ya buy'in” cuba.


“NO WAY” dumped his face car window.


“I'm ashamed Der, this is the first time to the pharmacy buy armature” grabbed Derris arm.


“Apaan is the prospective father of this country noisily mulu. If you are embarrassed to wear glasses, cover your face with a mask. Write noh write on mobile screen SEARCH PREGNANCY TEST TOOL. Love look at the employees” brought Lucas' head.


“Temenin Derr” whining again.


“Don't want ah, my stomach is full mager takes care of people's copyrights (personal affairs). Better check the match schedule bola” scroll mobile screen.


“Busy same new boyfriend for 2 months forgot to check the condition of the girlfriends hiks” wailed in front of the window glass while staring at the pharmacy shop that was quiet visitors.


“If you are embarrassed to buy directly, mending tell my girlfriends to buy. Messages on lin can be, the era is already sophisticated made difficult” ngomelnya.


“But look at the employees are beautiful too, like Lisa Blackpink” her eyes sparkle as if getting vitamin A intake.


Without ba bi bu Lucas got out of the car, justifying his clothes. In a masculine style he stepped definitely into the pharmacy.


“Sore mbak, I got a deposit from my sister. He said this month he was late for the month, about not knowing what his recommendation is?”


“Emmb if itumah use a pregnancy test tool only mas. This makes mbak mas ya?” Ask the beautiful pharmacist.


“Iya mbak, go home with gym he chat asked to buy a measuring instrument if late menstruation is so” garuk2 head back.


“Not a mas measuring instrument, but a pregnancy test kit. This mas is-there's just hehehe” take some pregnancy test kits to choose Lucas.


“I take everything yes mbak, how much total?”


“So the total is all 375,000 mas, would you pay cash what debit card?”


With his money, Lucas gave 500,000.


“Udah take only the rest mbak” put all pregnancy test kits into her gym bag quickly.


“Eh there is change kok mas, I briefly get” take money from the drawer.


“This is my business card, just call the number. I had to rush home before my sister got mad” trap Lucas to get acquainted successfully.


“Good mas, later I call this number to hand over the change” the pharmacist replied.


“Don't forget to call my number, be careful if you forget” warns again so that the pharmacist does not escape from the trap.


Tin... Tin.. Tinn... The Derris car's clamp.


“Still also trying to find prey again, really alligator is no longer a swamp crocodile what land crocodile the Lucas” out of his Sport car.


“Do not know anyone else what business” walked to Derris parked car.


“Usaha gundulmu bisulen! “


“Yes knows she's single and needs to be saved on her Sunday night. Rather than not obviously playing the same phone charger plug mending me the prospect hehehee.”


“Ingin kusentil your kidneys” pinch Lucas' waist.


From a distance the apothecary noticed the familiarity of 2 handsome men. Very very sticky.


Is it possible that the mas-mas were gay, how to play pinch-pinch. The mas who came out of the car is very altish. His face was white without any pimples. The skin is smooth like porcelain without pores. And mas-mas buy pregnancy test was very royal. Love a lot of money, even though shopping for pregnancy tests wholesale kuaci. Murmured the pharmacist who became Lucas' new crush.