DERRIS
22. SOAP OPERA "TRUE"
Sreettttt o sret osret... No klutak klutak... Srettt. That's how the contents of the meeting yanh exchanged words through writing. Striking each other between the eyes of Mr. Muji and Derris. Jupri as referee holds duct tape. If anyone makes a sound from the mouth immediately closed with duct tape. Both of Mr. Muji's children have been silenced with lakbam repeatedly. While Bu Muji whose eyes glared at his eyes. Seijin Pak Muji of course, he was anxious to see the eyes of his wife who was hungry to see Derris mas. Especially when stiffened open one button shirt. Her chest that field was peeking around. A tease bu Muji and say “hayo bu, want to lihay carving the body of a marble tub, not a soft deck like having a fatty lukewarm is not it?” the dirty mind of Bu Muji can at least be invited to compromise the stocky body chapter of a kind of advertising milk mas-mas muscular fit.
“Hajar aja, over time the actors kok maintained! “
“Heleh in-laws like that, bacain ayat kursi auto kafanan own mbak mbakkk.”
“Nangissss terossss, what onion slicing?”
“Laki doyan play serong, long time I've been aja tuh birdnya.”
“Pity of his son as a victim of divorce, aih. Here to come with me live in the village. Bathe and angel bebel downstairs, you must be happy son. Than to see your parents pinalti continues.”
Such is the phrase pearl ala Sukamager village residents. They have become impromptu commentators who are adept at correcting the role of the artist. The night Mr. Muji's house the more rame, there are sellers of various snacks to heavy. Starting from the free ones bring from home itself. Or the capital of the unseen hand, directly comot fitting tense scenes that are important full mouth stuffed food. When advertising is time they discuss something else. Some discuss childbearing programs without planning. The fathers discuss bohay widows who graduated from a divorced household academy or a deathly segregated pathway. All the citizen chatter was very cool, to make the Mujiono King Dom domestic meeting disturbed.
“Argghhhh,” pak Muji remove the attached duct tape.
“Loh pack dhe meeting on going lo, want odia (where)?” Jupri took off his mouth.
“Kumisku kinky again, freshly rebonded straight eh crooked.” His mustache was no longer straight.
“muaachhh ah piikkk,” Derris tasting his dry lips.
“Mas Derris lips if you can know what taste yes. Red is hehehe.” Sri Dewi mingled her skirt.
“Rasain luh dicuekkin Mas Derris,” bu Muji pinned his son's head.
Derris climbed up and locked his room. He sat in the window looking at the moon peering from the leaves of the guava tree.
“Eh what was it just?” Derris seemed to see a woman's face.
He rubbed his eyes, making sure he didn't sleep again. His neck shuddered in horror, perhaps the night wind was getting more and more bitter.
“Hoammmb,” Derris lying on his stomach in bed.
Within seconds he was asleep. His brain is erasing his bad memory today. Hoping that his wedding plans with Sri Dewi will be canceled. Do not plant seedlings, how to process the word seduce aja blind. Strange enough, cook the smell of handsome man fart can nausea and vomiting?
At most Mentok also close the nose, then go. Usually Lucas if hit by green gas attack Derris avenged fart too. Derris thought this was a trap, let his son do one. His son, Mr. Muji, has two and a half. The two are actually female and the half is outside male but inside is empty. Really make a mager brain and body only.
