DERRIS

SICK STUFF, IF DIUSIK SICK

“Derr, I'm very seneeeenggg. Know why?” stuck in Derris' arm.

“Ihhhh... What the hell disgust tau!!” flicking Derris's glove.

“I cuddle, I kicked it out Mr. Muji's son if you refuse.” Derris finally did.

“Nah gini dong real new, I'm really kangen same you Der. The longer you get hotter from Pak Muji's village. Where are you doing, how hard is it to contact?”

“Nyari Scripture.” Answer ketus.

Along the way to the airport, Lucas tells a lot of his adventures to be now. More precisely Lucas can no longer breathe guloni. Frustrated with his weakness. Lucas often goes to beauty salons. In addition to treatment and relaxation. His friends also vary Biodiversity, Haryanto, Hartatik, Halimah and the next Page.

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Sri Ayu's mind was not calm, for days he went on a learning strike. His mind did not focus on learning.

“Ck...” put the pen that from earlier on tap-tap on his head.

“What are you back in Nduk?” It looks like Sri Ayu is heavier thinking about her cattle pen and farmland.

It's been two weeks in Jakarta, it has had a positive impact. Well, besides Sri Ayu know modern household tools. He now has progress, in addition to being able to sleep using AC. When defecating also does not make the WC sit up. It used to be so funny, when defecating the wrong pose. Squat on the stand, as a result ambrollah WC sitting it. And even more interesting, Sri Ayu kangen bathe in the river. Because the river in Jakarta is murky and the sewer got dirty. There is another alternative, namely the Koi fish pond owned by Lucas which is large in size. Equipped with fountains, rocks and special plants add to the natural impression. Sometimes if there is no more work, he fun fishing accompanied by Mr. Muji, his father. The large size of the fish and the thick meat is quite delicious as well when eaten. I don't know if it's an expensive fish. Tunya Sri Ayu is a Mas ajalah fish, which he used to cultivate in the rice fields. It's just that the size is more mini, and usually in the harvest before the rice yellows.

“Pak Satpam, tomorrow I want to return in Sukamager Village again. Sluruupppp ah.” Covering the sweetened thick coffee.

“That's it, every day it's just. Fearful gini Mr. Sat, fitting we look at him misakain himself. My son lives in an outback village. So he is still Tarzan, if you find items that are foreign to him. So gini, besides me masrahkeun mandat Mas Lucas. I said that, if anything happens to my child. Please be informed yes..” tetiba Pak Muji sawan spelling of the era of Independence.

“Wah... Well I can't be born and bathe sir. Mending I was taken care of a puppy aja.” The guard crossed both hands.

“Loh heh, loh hah, loh hih..” kok his son coveted the same puppy by the brash security guard.

Picking Mr. Muji, begins the scene of a coffee flush on the face of the Security Guard.

“Eh Sir, coffee is good for face masks. But not diadonin use hot water, slreeeppp.” Nyesepin melted coffee water that is still attached to the area of his face. By sticking out his tongue.

Mr. Muji who sprayed the coffee water, was considered joking by the security guard. It was only after he thrust himself into the mouth of the security guard that the battle began. This scene is the most awaited.

“Blueeehhh... Pak pait nich.” Spit because the sandal went into his mouth.

“Heeemmm how dare my son be as cuckoo.” Furious mplintti-mplintir moustache rebondingnya.

“Ciaaaaatttttttt feel my vengeance, Mujionoooo”. Stabbing the end of the baton in Mr. Muji's ass.

Blesss... “Wataw ambien-kuw mpluberrrrrrrrr, kampretttt.” Pekik pak Muji is not pleasant.

“Ha...hahahahaha how sir? Sedap-sedap linu yes kwkwkwkwk, how pak brutu already broken, not a virgin anymore?” the triumphant laughter of Satpam.

“Hidihh... Play back,” Mr. Muji breezed and kicked Tsubasa kick right on the cage of Pat Satpam bird that is as blank as Tweety.

“Of my stern cracked shell humph.” After a million years it feels like I want the hahahah.