DERRIS

DERRIS
17. WELCOME TO SUKAMAGER KINGDOM



Senttttttiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr crrruuuukkkkkk tessss tessss tessss test “ ah leganya, good luck finding big trees.” Derris raised the zipper on his pants.


“Seeettt... Seeeetttttttt ..setaaaannnnnnnn alasssssss.”


Derris ran away pissing, even though he had urinated under the jackfruit tree. It is said that the jackfruit tree is very old, not knowing how old it is. Because the jackfruit tree does not have a ID card or birth certificate that shows when he is birthday.


“Ck,” a white-faced woman who had just emerged from behind the jackfruit tree was upset.


The hangout was peed by a human. I really don't know if Derris is peeing in a restricted area.


At the base where Mr. Muji and Srinthil met earlier. There are coffee shops selling traditional food. Do not ask what meatballs chicken flour yes, here if you ask a variety of fruit ria what tubers are boiled and fried well paradise.


“Paaaakkkk... Pakkk pak Mujiii, hosssshhh hoossshhhhh.” panting.


“Iya mas, my name is still Mujiono has not changed Marco what Hansen really is. Skuy as a selow kayak in pulao.” Talk by chewing boiled cassava.


“Kanda, his employer does not use diapers yes & bedwetting is kikikiki,” Srinthil was grinning to see the wet middle of Derris pants.


“Hasshh... Hasssshhhhhhh no afteraannn pakkk, white face no eyebrows. There it is!” Pointing to the origin of the direction Derris was running.


“Udah, drink first nich es Lemonade (local fruit flavored soda water) udah pesenin nich.”


Slruuupppp ahhh, Derris is no longer thirsty from running.


“Kanda, Adinda take the motor first yes there.”


“Where is Dinda?” Ask Mr. Muji again.


Warung mbok Sriyem in addition to peddling merchandise is also the headquarters of Asmara trappers who had broken connections. As the story goes, Srinthil is his ex-girlfriend, Mr. Muji. Who had to separate because it was not sanctioned by both sides of the family. Mr. Muji who refused to stay in the Village and chose to work in the City. The Srinthil family are landlords in Sukamager Village, so it is only natural to want Mr. Muji to stay in the Village. To manage at once as a free lecture based daughter-in-law. Mr. Muji whose youth is handsome, at first glance like a betel cleaved axe with Derris, uhuuukk. Finally stabbed his own best friend, Sri Kantil. Formerly Sri Kanthil is a mosquito repellent Pak Muji and Srintil when mengapel in a rice field hut. When Mr. Muji was dating in the rice fields running around and throwing mud at each other. Sri Kanthil is busy collecting rice paddies and eels, she thinks anything can be sold and makes gas money. Finally, Sri Kanthil's business is what makes it a successful business actor, as it is today. Managing all branches of business in capital Mr. Muji who works at Derris' house.


“Ah is safe, the motor is lucky not to be taken away.” Srinthil rode his trail bike and returned to Mbok Sriyem's base.


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“Kanda, Adinda go home first yes. Udah nich afternoon, smooth skin Adinda not welcome the same scorching sunlight. Time to stretch, later tonight meet in Surau ya make prayer congregation!” Shouted Srinthil from the top of his motorbike.


“Oki doski Her presence, Kanda!” waving both of his hands towards his lover when young.


“So, that woman is not the wife of Mr Muji?” Derris was surprised, it turns out that Mr. Muji is a Love triangle player.


“Enangya who can open Asmara branch Just mas Lucas hehehehe. The world is too peaceful if not enlivened by the feud day ma Derris, yuk ah we go home. Tuh ojeknya has returned from ngobyek passenger.”


Derris was wide-eyed, all this time he was still pure plain and not contaminated with the female crocodile virus. Really great guy who always around him set the rhythm in scheduling his love story ckckckckc.


“Sabarrr Derr, the horror is not a mystical world. But the world of Asmara is also ckckckc.” Derris massaged his chest and reached his torn bread. His head was twinkling at the behavior of Muji and Lucas's pack with women.


Mbok Sriyem who STNK (Half Old Yet Kinclong) was wiping his saliva yanh ngeces. Her lower lip was bitten in a fit of anxiety at the sight of the handsome young man from the City.


Try me first not to hunt the birth, it is certain from me to have the same opportunity mas this handsome hemmb (mbok Sriyem seeds).