DERRIS

DERRIS
15. CIHUY BANK DEBKOLECTOR



Early in the morning Derris' house had the arrival of the Debcollector. Mr. Muji who was cool watering the plants stopped his activities. Because they put up a big banner “THIS HOUSE IN SITA BANK CIHUY”.


“Lololo kok origin play sticky, why the origin of play block pak?” mr. Muji tried to pull back the sita banner.


“Bapak know not, the term of debt default?” Answer the debtor sangar.


“Beta mana nganaaa,” suddenly pak Muji using Maluku accent.


“Beta why use ngana language?!” bali answered a large high debtor and shiny skin.


Lepasin, balikin. Lepasiiinnn, baliiikkkiiinnn, woyyy lepasiiin woy. Weeeeyyyy behindinn weeekkkkk. The banner pull race takes place in the morning is inevitable. Se-healthy mining competition Seven Dozens August.


Sreeeeekkkk, Derris cut a banner that read Bank seizure earlier.


“Woy mas, do not origin play scissors.” Can't accept the banner cut Derris ngawur.


“With this I inaugurate the winner is Mr. Muji, horeeee.” Derris gave the title of champion pull banner to pak Muji.


“Horeee congratulations yes sir Muji on his achievements.” Lucas who cheered was present.


“Wah thanks Derris, thank you Lucas for the support. Therefore, I represent the village Suka Asik. That...”


“Heeeeeehhh, the wis wis wis who acted. You think it's the Augustusan race. Read yes right ‘THIS HOUSE IN SITA BANK CIHUY’ understand ngana people tho!” While spelling the sentence on the banner.


“So from earlier you guys did not play pull mine?” Ask Lucas again.


“I am from the Bank representative, heeeemmmm inilohhh the proof sign.” Showing self-identification.


“Eh, this is Derr. Officer of Cihuy Bank. How can ya uh,” poking the forehead of the memory collector.


“What the heck are you Cas, a man doyan. Pantes girls at the end of you modusin if gini rules you.” Derris is upset by the strange behavior of his best friend.


“Sssstttt mas Derris, when viewed from the shape of Lucas. I think he's changed the flow of dech.” Mr. Muji was horrified to see Lucas' strange behavior.


“Hiiii, yes sir. Don't-don't-don't he's started doyannn hwaaaaaaaa.” Derris amused to imagine.


“Woi, even busy yourself sich. I'm a ruthless debtor. Don't play try yes, uh don't try my mainin yes.” Garang face attached.


“Iya sir, if you can't believe my friend is pregnant with four girls. Now so come see you guys watch out. If I am ogah hiii.” Derris shuddered.


“Aiiihh is not a beta deal, ngana has papi owed. Not in the installments even fled abroad. This is the mansion whose assets are confiscated. Within a week, if not moved. Ngeeeeeekkkkkhhh.” Finger crosses around his neck as a threat.


Derris miris with the threat of the debtors. Lucas who pretended to be may not be able to outwit the bank's seizure action.


“How come papa has debt, now home and assets are confiscated Bank.” Sitting limp on the porch.


“Udah, stay at my house Derr. Papa and my mom are busy working, you are quite in the room aja.” Lucas's ready to take Derris.


“Ikut aja mas in the village, there is kebo.” Persuade mr Muji.


“Hah kebo? Tourist attractions yes sir?” Derris doesn't know what a kebo is.


“Kebo it yes maryam bread that has Derr slices of grilled meat. Which if bitten nyam-nyam so.” It's like chewing abstract food.


“Itumah kebab mas Lucas, if kebo is the same guy girl is papap dirapapp uhuy.” Mr. Muji gave another example through the movement of hands and mouth.


“If it's a kebooo gathering, kayak I samaaaaaa (eh keceplosan hahaha)” can not continue his speech.


“Oh so Lucas this brother kebo ya hahaha understand me now.” Derris laughs at the term kumpul kebo.


“Kebo is a mammal derris, iniloh shape.” Mr. Muji looking for kebo through mbah gugel (Google search).