DERRIS

DERRIS
BOI DILAWAN SIR



THE LUCAS RESIDENCE,


The living room is filled with bouquets and a variety of food from the Middle East. It turned out from Prapto to Luciana.


“Aduh, so bamper lemper ampe mplingker-langker iiihhh.” Lucas attached Love letters from Prapto to poems from famous writers.


“Cih just seduced just like that kok proud not play, example tuh the Derris.” Madam threw a red news box.


“Woaaahhh diamond watch.” The sparkle of luxurious diamond grains radiated from the trim of the periphery of the watch.


“It hasn't been as bright as it was from the recently arrived.”


“Apaan Mah?” asked Lucas curiously.


Tin... Tin... Tin... The security guard is busy arranging the direction of the container car parking.


“Apaan Mah?” Lucas was curious.


“See later, hemmm.” They waltzed out by holding each other together without any worries anymore.


It turns out that a super car owned by Derris was seized by Cihuy Bank. Now it has been redeemed for keel, the only item that can return for now.


“Cie, who wants to be a Aunt. Said a classy guy, cih turned out to be doyan too!” hina Lucas humbles Derris.


“Ckckckckckckck your mouth bucket broke, amby spilling.” Celtuk Madam Deposit.


“Well in fact only Mah, Derris can be purchased with Umi!”


Not only Derris' favorite car came. Except for the other expensive gifts, it seemed like Derris heard bad rumors about him.


“I made up for it with my own money, if you think myself selling my price it's a big mistake. It's true, Umi rewarded me with a car. But a car that doesn't suit my taste, so you can use.” Throw the key to Lucas.


“Ih really Derr? Okay I want!”


“Eits eits eits, Mas Lucas can not arbitrarily makai goods that are not rations. If Umi knows this car is used and there is a trace of Lucas's butt. Can be bothered, already mas Lucas far there.” Remove the security itself.


“Hiwwwww basic Security guards traitor!” ketus Lucas's.


“Hahahaha yes it is exactly what the security guard said. If you want the car, you have to be Umi's girlfriend. Cook you makeup gini chicks, yes obviously Umi will sharpen you there.” Madam's ticklish laughter.


“Hahaha let alone aunty, Lucas likes to taste new sensations. But aunty should be ready to have a daughter-in-law of the same age hahaha.”


“Hih no want ya, aunty like this is not cheap and odd yes.” Madam flicked the fan in her hand.


So long Derris' favorite car was confiscated by the Bank. Now I can go back into his arms again.


The activity of sending gifts from Umi and Prapto continues to be done every day. But the two people who were forced to remain unconcerned. Enjoyed those gifts.


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SRI AYU, - SCENE,


Some employees get a lightning promotion. But you have to follow some conditions of course. Increases in rank and position must also rise in salary and benefits. Just like Agus who is addicted to money, Sri Ayu also does not want to miss this competition. Both were called to the office of the head of the Office. The two stood up uneasily, as their fate would be placed in a remote area for a long time.


“Hot storage, no AC.” Agus and Sri Ayu nodded.


“There is no Cafe or Restaurant!” nod again.


“If the same Agus is still a game Sir!” sri Ayu.


“Pfffffttttt,” Her boss laughed wryly.


“But, there you will become frugal humans. Your salary and allowances are not wasteful hahaha.”


“He is Sir, irit bin pecirit. Lah wong was placed in the wilderness. Not all of them are placed on the planet Pluto. Let us go home at discount ticket?” chirping Agus is upset with his boss.


“Hai Agus is polite if you talk to superiors. I'm your boss, don't fire you!” Threaten top.


“Heleh, superiors have been used to threaten subordinates with the reason to fire. Let us subordinates be afraid and obey, right? Please excuse me, sir, now if the boss plays by himself. I can report my father to his wife. Hehehehehe.” Agus turned out to save the disgrace of his superiors who turned out to have a stash of college children.


“Eh... You are this if you talk do not just carelessly yes. I am a good boss and diligently saving. Do not just talk to you, especially in front of the Deck Ayu.”


Their superiors are classified as senior land crocodiles. Let's say bantet and balding, but the charisma is extraordinary. Especially if you play hands, well his hands to play swipe ATM machine. Automatic girls will be tacky like solasi. At the end of the month emptying the wallet. The superior agreement is the most anticipated thing for the subordinates. They do not hesitate to lick with false compliments. As if they were praising a handsome artist, it was handsome that their wish was granted. But it is basically a senior-class crocodile, still if there are subordinates who stand out and kinclong. Must be the target of Asmara 3 weeks. This time their boss named Pak Boi has special sympathy for Sri Ayu who is now well-maintained.


“Heleh, Mr. If not intention to go up the post say yes sir. I work yes dedicated, not to be done!!!” Agus slammed the door and exited the room.


Agus' temperament attitude is in addition to being triggered by an agonizing old date. Also chase credit cards used for shopping assortment. Getting a well-established job and monthly salary makes Agus life feel comfortable doing anything. Because Agus was a poor young man and was ostracized by his friends. Now he's turned into a very anti-difficult person. The point is he is revenge with difficult circumstances and all pinched. Now thanks to the help of a magical credit card. From the vehicle and the house he can realize. Only, Agus did not dare to date. Sri Ayulah is an interesting girl. From the beginning meet the ugly and seedy. Now a feminine and beautiful girl. His skin had become smooth yellow. Her hair was straight on stage, her eyes were cute with plump eyelashes. And high level. Makes it delicious if shadowed by the rain while hugged from the latter hahahaha. Agus as a normal man is well aware of the change in the form of ugly duckling into a charming lake goose. But the minus is, the bag from the sheath that is so delicate. Not in accordance with Sri Ayu's beautiful stature of Indonesia.


“This is Gus struggle bag, I will not replace it before broken.” Sri Ayu boasts a heritage bag from the Jupri sheath.


Can not interrupt or force, because Agus once hid the holster, and met again by Sri Ayu. Once said when there was a picnic together, Agus deliberately threw away the burikan bag, uh back again because of the person who saw the bag was discarded Agus. Until finally Agus gave up too, maybe the bag of sarongs had been fused in the soul and body of Sri Ayu.


“Mbak Ayu, go home from work want me to deliver the car?”


“Oh no need sir, I have used to go home ride the King that AC natural hehehe.” His superior was rejected.


“Later Mbak Ayu can open the window glass.” While leaving his bald head and growing how much hair grass only.


“Bapak already has a wife, you should go home from work straight away. Helping housework, so that the father's wife does not nag her husband likes to stop by heheh.” His superior face turned sour and gluttonous.


“Sok really nolak me, emang you do not know what. If there are many women who want to be the same I am hah!” tetiba talks nyindir.


“Woi Sir! If you want to odd, do not be the same subordinates themselves. Ngaca dong ngaca, situ Tops not sales products. If you have a family, do not feel single. Temptation girl, sisain is for me too. Not all girls want to be embossed dong. There only has a department. Feel like God, huh? Don't be pretentious in the sky, if the feet are still grounded on Earth!” Cut off the hot and jealous Agus.


As if humiliated in public, Mr. Boi made calculations with both of them.


“We see, who will lose!” pointing at Agus' nose that was being whipped.


“Shouldn't hold my boils too, Sir!” Agus.


The two men who were complaining about their manhood were now staring intently. Both of them seemed to want to duel in the boxing ring, sticky fur class. Because they were ridiculed and insulted each other, finally the office guard was present and became the referee.


“And we appear from the class of land crocodile Pak Boi. Challenged by the new player of the romance world Agus Sejagat.”


The struggle between prestige and self-esteem begins. Their fingers clashed against each other and deftly caved the fingers of his opponent. This finger wrestling game became a betting event. Employees who are hobby of riots also place money bets. If you win, you can eat well.


“Pak Boi!”


“Mas Agus!”


“Pak Boi! “


“Mas Agus! “


“From the office courtyard field, I reported Pak Boi's match against mas Agus. Enough of this incident report. I am Sri Ayu who was not ayu because the economy was difficult. Report, finger gelut greeting. Tarikk... Semongkooo (spirit)” Sri Ayu did not forget to call the traveling orchestra to enliven the match.