DERRIS

20. JUPRI PERJAKA CHICKEN STAMP

***CHICKEN FARM, CHICKEN,

“Yeah, again the egg production is a little. How the hell mbak ayu feed him?” The cage clerk at noon checks the eggs.

“Why Jup?” Tanya Sri Kantil bu who was in the cage took the egg harvest.

“Iniloh ma'am, the egg harvest is declining. Why yes?”

“Ya if you want the eggs remain the number yes you have your own hahahaha !” sarkas bu Sri Kantil.

“Chicken at home baby when laying 12 eggs bu, know that the chicken sir Muji. Can still lay eggs not hahahaha.” Timpal Jupri replied to Sri Kantil.

These chicken eggs are planned to be sold in the village market only. At a cheap price, of course. Conditions are certainly concerning because chicken eggs in Kota are expensive. Back again on the obstacles of transportation that do not accommodate. When sold to the city has not reached its destination. It has broken in the street because of the condition of the road kayak discotheque.

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~~SCENE PAK MUJIONO,

“Ah safe anyway, kepalang responsibility is at the end. Brrrooooooootttttt.” Mr. Muji pulled out his wish at the dam.

Sri Ajeng who saw his father's despicable deeds was angry. How not to wrath, catfish are usually fed a bed and pellets. Dead sprawled contaminated by waste from Mr. Mujiono who mostly sins hahaha.

“BUAPAAAAKKKKKK KEJAAAAAMMMMM!!!!” So shouted loudly Sri Ajeng.

“Waduh ketchuk apes akuuuuu.”

Immediately, Mr. Muji, whose face was saggy from relief. Being tense as if he had a missile attack. So groggy Mr. Muji hastily finished his business. While staggering to walk, because the edge of the catfish padang is slippery. He lost his balance and byuuuuurrrrr. Free fall with catfish that have been sprawled in the water.

“That karma sir, catfish will be harvested in poison. Kapok right now, well now less water down dry hahahaha.” Dewi Ajeng laughed at his father who was splashed in the dam.

In a peaceful and cool room, Derris still enjoys sound sleep. Up to the netes on his chin like the saliva of a bird wallet. Didn't know what happened at the crowded dam. If Derris knew it must be used as content on social media. Mr. Muji's misadventures are lucky no one perpetuates. Sri Ayu who saw her father soaked, entered the house.

“Whataaa!!” Ketus pak Muji who passed by Sri Ayu.

Before his wife returned home, Mr. Muji had to shower immediately and wash his dirty clothes was full of mud. Inside the bathroom, Mr. Muji was smiling to himself. Just got home a lot of funny stuff. During his time in Jakarta only the life of a rigid robot that he lakoni. Now he and Derris are in a remote area on Planet Earth.

Both Princesses of Mr. Muji were cool in the room. They are indeed beautiful and have entered the period of reproduction huahahaha. While dressing her sister in turn. Surely when a girl's mouth meets sure gossip falls.

“Eh deck, I think last night dream dech. Will get a soul mate, so mbak mbak dream dapet white shirt. After breaking up with Mas Prapto, derrisku uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw.” Said the famous Sri Dewi.

“Mbak, know that kuntilanak clothes are also white. But he's still hanging out in the trees. Never been piggybacked with cow kwkwkwkwk.” Timpal Sri Ajeng broke the dream myth of his brother.

“Hih envious say deck, you are really beautiful. But remember to experience about men, mbak nih jagonya naklukinnya.” While patting his chest puffed up.

“Mbak... Mbak dating mas Prapto aja has not been married for a long time too. The ends are broken too right, that's your processed name failed!”

“Mbak mending break up the Prapto, the poor young man with no future. Ogah it's mbak mu this is a saucy courtship in the credit system, has not paid off already down the engine yes. Sharkuuuhhh.”

“Emang mbak ever service mas Prapto what is down the machine all?” Ask Sri Ajeng who is still innocent.

“Uh anu uh uh uh ituloh emmmbb.” Reverse looking for meaning down the machine.

“Owh the machine is downed yes if broken?” Sri Ajeng nebak.

“Aih yayaya it means mbak (for adekku this blo’on).” While continuing the ritual of maintaining beauty in the room.

“The bottom is yes deck, in order yes. If you have the right to go ahead first, deketin mas Derris is mbak, okay. Can't marry during your trial. This is the problem mas Derris prospective seedlings excel if invited to collaborate to continue the offspring.” The Order of the Sri Dewi.

“Iya deh mbak, I just dutifully. But there is a period of time, cook an unspecified time limit. Race in time, be fair. But our youngest sister how are you?”

Hoping that Sri Dewi did not have any feelings of interest to Derris. And the ones who are competing are the two of them. A little rival will easily chance of winning.

“Hahahaha si Sri Ayu, name can be ayu mbak. But a burly body like a man, a burnt skin and a face where his face never separated from the mask.”

“Oh yes he if day angon kebo in the fields and night guard the chicken coop as well. He's where the response is, he's a real boy hahahaha.”