DERRIS

DON'T BE A CHICKEN

“Hadeeeuhhhhh..” holding his gout.

“Sick yes bu?” tanya Jupri relaxing kayaking on Losari beach.

“Again Jup, it feels like a contract passed the initial view. But not yet in Acc and appeared level. Yes sicklahh... Merconnnnn axis!!!” Bu Lampir Muji sprayed Jupri.

Black box radio of his era suffered little blisters. Only the antennae are bent, like Jupri's brain that does not exist straight hahahaha.

“Fiuhhh... Fortunately you are not damaged.” Rotate channels to check radio station frequency waves.

There was a crackle sound like the contents of the Author-nim wallet at this time.

“Haduhh.... Jup... Help mom stand up napa. Bopong sampe keke house!” while looking for a handle that can be reached.

“Jiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!” Jupri shouted loudly.

Bu Muji did not know that what was touched, pressed and pulled was the future button of Jupri. This kampungpolitan festival is one in circumcision again.

“Upssa... Sorry Jup, mom moaning don't see if there are branches of the tree hihihi.”

Bu Muji is looking for opportunities in loneliness, is it time to be fertilized again. Kok no Pak Muji so as good as his hands origin gaet around.

The peace of the chicken coop was disturbed by the cries of the workers as during the Demo of wage increases. Cigarette.pekokokokokkk... Cackling... The sound of the chicken was one voice voicing her pack keeping it. Chicken with a small brain just know, the behavior of maintaining it is indeed no sane. Sometimes Jupri feeds them noodles, pillowbreads, cockerel bananas and shrimp croup. What a prestigious chicken. It was done by Jupri so that the chickens are happy. Sometimes Jupri tuned the Siraman Rohani Radio channel. It tells of the doom of life. With the maximum so that the chickens understand, if they do not deposit the eggs. The other way is sold in the market, or it ends up being a chicken opor. That's where the beginning of the chickens who are lazy to lay eggs so diligent to deposit their buttocks.

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LONDON, LONDON,

The team is preparing for the tournament. Derris fingers are starting to stiff because in Sukamager Village rarely practice.

“What?” Derris emang plain, as stupid as I hehehe.

“Yawdah yuk, we are again gathered coke, click.” His friend pulled Derris away.

The atmosphere of the competition has been entered by supporters and news seekers. Some big sponsors came looking for quality seeds. If the sponsor has a team that wins the competition. They don't hesitate to pour a lot of gifts and money.

“How Derr, steady right?” ask Derris' friend who taught him finger gymnastics.

“Hemmmbb...” only looks at his finger after playing finger gymnastics.

“Ah this you, ntar also get used to.” Temptation of his suspicious friends.

Throughout the tournament, the team was so rowdy that Derris was too dominant. To the extent that his friend cursed.

“Hehehehe your teachings, hemmm.” Thumbs up, but turned back down.

“Bomber!!” His friend felt it was a waste to take Derris earlier.

A well-known game sponsor saw Derris's nimble capacity. He glanced at Derris and would sign him as a brand ambassador for his gaming products.

“I want him!!!” the game's biggest boss' bodyguard told his bodyguard.

The rumbling sound of the e-sport game stadium began to ripple and convictions scattered. The sound of victory and support echoed. The girls who are enthusiastic are more expressive throwing their insides towards the idol player.

“Puihhh,” the friend who invited Derris, auto get karma.

“Hehehe, so if bad things can get burikkan stuff!!!”

Derris explained that there is no need to brag to get a confession. All things can be achieved because there are quickness and confidence can be. Tim Derris represents the State of China, therefore the salary received in the form of Dollars. And if exchanged in Rupiah exchange rate, auto bissmillah ngajak.