College Boy: Hanung And Wati

#S2 Household Threats

The more days life goes on, the longer we the more changes both in attitudes and daily activities that are increasing or vice versa.

As a human being who moves a lot, I slowly feel the change in me, for example like I am no longer a new student but a final level student who again gelut same thesis.

Life should be running bro. Like the word earth aja muter, your time does not go muter anyway? If you are not the road it is a sign that the wheel of life lo tires deflated.

In accordance with what I said earlier, the world has changed a lot. In addition to me who is now a final-level student, currently Cosmos his son has added two and is no longer a widow, Dodo that he said was an adult and now his scuffles scattered everywhere like the word of a nail in the road, the father who tried new business, like a nail in the street, mama who is usually at home is now busy with mothers in the home environment busy making handicrafts.

I want to tell you a little bit about Cosmos. So it was about six months ago. Cosmos has married again the same gray male cat.

Her husband Cosmos this time is more responsible even though sometimes the husband likes to nodusel-ndusel other females, let alone a cat that is still a virgin. Guhhh. It's really a cat cat atu.

At that time, I was coffee on the porch. Not intentionally I mergokin the Cosmos with her husband again fighting, I deliberately did not separate because I want their problems to run out at that time.

And from what I see, Cosmos more talk than her husband who mostly diemnya. If it is translated into human language and if I do not get it wrong, more or less the Cosmos mengomelinya while glaring at kayak gini.

"Daddy, boncel! Look out if you dare to marry again! I'll encourage Dodo's father not to feed you for a year, if I have to drive you out of the house!"

"Inget, Mom. You can eat well because of whom? Because i'm. You can live in a decent place because of who? Because i'm. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be anything!"

"Gue less what the hell?! Beautiful yes, plump yes, bohai yes. What's less than my boncel?!"

And, yeah. The gray cat of Cosmos will be cornered because abis is scolded by its super fierce bin.

By the way, I haven't told you the name of Cosmos, have you?

So guys, if you want to know the name of the Cosmos is Diarrhea. Why is it called Diarrhea? Dodo story to me when he met the same ex for the first time, he staggered got diarrhea for three days and happened to Dodo again drooping on the sofa because of the abis back and forth from the bathroom, and the, Cosmos who wriggled his father again lying on the sofa directly nyamperin, he was not alone there was Diarrhea who ngutin from behind.

And that's where Dodo got the inspiration to name the game Cosmos. When I knew the name of the Cosmos from Dodo, I continued to protest I did not dare to protest anymore because the Dodo immediately said this. "Diare same Tayii still minglingan which? Still mengingan Diarrhea, right?"

Come to think of it, too. If such as the cat again outside the house and time for lunch later call him even to the cry of cringe dong? It can still raise the suspicions of those around you.

"Tayiii. let's eat!"

YES KALI. THE DODO MELIHARA TAYII!

Speaking of Diarrhea and Cosmos, this time I will discuss a little about their children. Their son has two, the first is called Corn while the second is called Carrot.

again the Dodo is the culprit behind naming the cat peliharan at home. He named his son Cosmos because Dodo suspected that the cause of his diarrhea because of the abis eating bakwan topping just corn with carrots, and according to his confession Dodo eating bakwan only seven seeds in two minutes.

I am not sure if Dodo got diarrhea because eating bakwan, but at that time he said he also followed the bakwan meal but I did not why-why tuh. I'm sure it must be the cause because before eating Dodo do not wash your hands first. Habits indeed.

"Woi! Early in the morning should smile instead of dumbass. What the hell do you think?"

I glanced at the face of the sewot to the man who dared disturb my calm this morning.

As long as the person is my nyamperin who is again sitting on the porch of the house, I am again taking a cup of milk coffee on the table that is still a little hot to be shaved a little.

"Gue in the morning would rather have a fistfight than a smile." I replied with a little chatter and of course after the coffee as well.

The man laughed softly. "Baku hantam sono same cat thugs."

"Lo aja sono who fight with thugs cats," I said in response.

The person sitting next to me was grumpy. By the way, the person who disturbs my calm in the morning his name is Abim, my friend from childhood, already considered as his own child with my parents, can be said he is my partner. Partner in every way, like a partner fusing in a dam, climbing trees, disturbing people, chasing kites, and many more. And this Abim house is right on the left side of my house so it's only natural that in the morning he likes maen or hitchhiking to eat at my house.

"No ah, I'm afraid it's new in the plototin directly hit mentally," said Abim who was still whining.

"Well, you suck very mentally." My comment.

"Not bad boss, like the word tuh in plototin cat thugs equivalent to the blink of the eyes mbak former. Make mentally weak while making goosebumps to all the fur."

"What feathers?"

That Abis, she laughed alone. Is it not clear that Abim, in the morning, am I crazy??? I as a human being whose sanity is still normal can only shake his behavior.

"Eh? That's the Diarrhea why the path of mind is like a thief?"

My head immediately turned towards Abim's gaze. And actually there is Diarrhea which is again a way of minding that occasionally looks back and because of the writhing Diare Abim so stop laughing.

Btw, where is Diarrhea going? But bodoamat is none of my business.

"Law. Ask yourself."

"God! Where are you going!?"

As if to be asked Abim, Diare's focus was diverted to Abim as well as me, Diare only meow once the abis ran fast which direction to his kebon Pak Bambang.

"Must want to be flirtatious with a female cat, severe is the Diarrhea. Don't you know what happens to the Cosmos almost every day?" Abim ngomel already like my mom in front of my room who doyan ghibah.

"Let's ajalah. Also called cat. There are nine."

Abim did not say, maybe because he was lazy again yes talking about Diare, tired also talking about housekeeping Cosmos same Diare like there is no abisnya that, no prague, it is very suitable to be a soap opera that aired abis maghrib.

"Meow."

"Nung, put it on nongol."

With the sound of the Cosmos as well as the words of Abim, I looked towards the new Cosmos came. I don't know where that little boy from.

"Why, Mos?"

"Meow."

"Cosmos from Diarrhea?"

"Meow."

"So anyway, Om saw the Diare running towards sono noh, to the kebonnya Pak Bambang."

"Meow."

Abis meong once, Cosmos ndusel daunted at my feet if the word Dodo as a sign of his gratitude. And after that the Cosmos immediately ran towards the direction where Diarrhea went.

"Berrantem again is a man. Cats today are really, really, a lot of drama." Abim clucked while shaking his head.

"Samperin yuk Nung. I want Diarrhea's ledekin."

"Well? They'll be here later."

"Come on. I want to see the face of the Diarrhea melas, I want to record, that's why I share in the sosmed so that my followers add."

Abim rattled while I clucked. Because he took advantage of the household quarrels I made so that the content of the geckos, really yes Abim, the basis of the droplets of toads.

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The supriseeeeeee! 🎉🎉

Shocked isn't it surprising? yes surprise time not. wkwkwk

So guys. after I got imprisoned under the chili tree I decided to make S2 in this story hehehe.

So, that's how it is. later we continue the story of cosmos and her husband in the next part. byeeee 💞

Additional note from me, plis do not expect this story will be up every day 'I will be up if again just a spit.. So much and accept Kim Taehyung 😍