College Boy: Hanung And Wati

Screaming

Mumpung red date and mumpung all residents of the boarding house have nothing to do but fall, mabar ML, watch tivi, wash clothes, sit in front of the terrace while, so stone, so, so uler in front of the cat, and cook instant noodles.

I plan to make sure they do it, the reason is quite simple. It is a fraternal relationship. Why ngerujak? Because I want it again, especially if the new mango is picked from a tree. Beuhhh, really steady it mah.

Back about me who penggen ngerijak, I also walked looking for the existence of the figure of elders and the most feared person in the index, who else if not bang Bagas.

And look for the existence of bang Bagas in kosan is not as difficult when I again find nail clippers in the room. Bang Bagas is again in the kitchen again cooking instant noodles.

"Bang, cook it again, huh?" ask me just a pleasantries.

Without looking, bang Bagas also voiced out my question earlier which was not weighty. "Well, you think I'm cooking an indomie stove?"

I just laugh at her laugh, how about it, huh? Fitting the beginning I spend here, seriously for whatever bang Bagas it's a stiff guy really perfect blend between the collar of a new shirt with a dry kanebo. Rarely smile let alone laugh like that.

But the longer, bang Bagas so easy to smile and often joking even though sometimes the laugh likes crisp. But nothing, I can understand.

And by the way why bang Bagas so like to joke it because he often maen same boy so-genesis macem Rian same Juna. Maybe, if there is a Rian tuh boy will be funny 'lo clown' while hitting the floor that has no fault at all. Seriously, the Rian does not fear the same Bagas.

"Hehehe, can the brother laugh at him."

"To the point, what do you need me to do?" tanya bang Bagas as she was busy stirring boiled noodles.

Suddenly I grinned wide because of his words that did not use pleasantries. "Well, gini here. What I like most about lo, sensitive and to the point, hehehe."

Bang Bagas responded with just a short nod, and after that I also said my goal was to bang Bagas. "Ngerujak yuk Bang. Wouldn't you?"

Bang bagas directly look, with eyebrows raised next to. "Well? Tumbenan very you want to do?"

"Yes, I don't know why. Again kangen same rujak," I did not forget to use a wide grin.

"Jude, sana. Ajakin the laen," he said while matiin the stove, because the noodles were dead.

I diem a moment, while scratching my head that is not gatel. "Well, that's the problem."

For the second time bang Bagas looked at me with his eyebrows raised next door. "The problem? Meanin?"

"If I'm the one who's convinced, they're afraid they don't want to. Kan if Bang Bagas who ngajakin sure everything will be tuh, Brother is the longest resident in this index continues also Brother the most respected occupant," explanation I make bang Bagas diem for a while and not long after that he's mangosteen.

"That's it, huh?"

"Yes, Bang. I see."

"Yaudah, I'll say. But you bought the fruit."

"Siapppppp," I said while giving two thumbs up.

"Yaudah, there go I want to eat mi first."

"Siaaaapppp," said me again, still with two thumbs up, finally sampean also raced on a sunny day kayak gini.

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Because everyone wants to talk thanks to the persuasion of Bang Bagas, even though there was a drama like the Jeri, which he said was not his favorite food. Thanks to my threat and bang Yuvin in the form of his favorite pillow will be placed on the tile, finally the boy wants even a little forced, ekekekeke.

I, Yohan, same bang Wildan who is in charge of buying fruit. And because the fruit is deket so there is no need to bring a motor to get there, just walk so that it gets healthier.

Finished buying fruit, the other boarding residents have been gathering in the living room and there in the middle of them is already available spices that are still in the cobek and have not been moved.

"Now, cut it into pieces. Who's duty?" ask bang Wildan.

"Juna same Jeri tuh," said Rian, and automatically bang Wildan nyerahin it fruit to Juna same Jeri.

Juna who dapet the task of chopping fruit he looks ordinary, different from the son of the sultan macem Jeri who looks ogah-ogahan. Bang Wildan who realized that the way to cut the fruit ala Jeri is not real, maybe because of his job Jeri even he who ngerjain. And maybe let cepet bang Bagas also help cutongin fruit.

"Gue guess pineapple can not be used to rujak. It could also be yes," jeri chirped in amazement. His name was also the son of the sultan.

"Yes, it can be used wine just as watermelon can," said bang Wildan origin.

And with his bloon look, Jeri even brought the truth to me. "Can you really, Nung?"

I'm nagging. "It can be, if you do not do it, it doesn't matter."

After I ngomomg kayak that, Jeri diem aja because the boy again focus on fruits that have been cut the same spice rujak alternately. Maybe after this, Jeri will actually make new innovations in the form of wine and watermelon mixed with spices. Maybe bananas can be made in addition to the times, right?

"Han, change dong. My hands are pegel." Juna who said that, successfully for Yohan who again grinned himself while maen hp, immediately looked towards Juna.

"Why, Jun? What did you say?" her tanyanya makes Juna grunt.

"Replace cut fruit, my hands pegel," replied Juna while giving the knife he held to Yohan.

Because Yohan replaced the cutongin fruit, automatic Yohan same Juna moved position. Suddenly when they moved position, my eyes widened because now Juna same Rian sitting next door and if they have been fused like gini ready, the souls of his fanboys out.

Yes, I only realized about three months ago. Juna has contracted the kpop virus from Rian, and I know they like the same group, if not the wrong name Red Velvet. Si Rian nagged me as his girlfriend Irene if Juna nagged me as his wife Joy and father Yeri.

By the way, why would I know? That's because they both talk to me almost every day.

Nah kan. Well, I also just said they have been busy talking about imaginary girlfriends and wives while watching the music video of Red Velvet in Rian's phone.

"Anjirrr, my girlfriend's a pretty bangeeeet." Rian said with a cry.

"Liat tuh, Yan. My wife is no less beautiful. My son also noh, look noh." Juna is also not much different from Rian, both of them are equally whiny.

Bodo ah, than I sawan squirming their behavior mending I just go from here, want to go to the kitchen to take the same plate spoon.

"Eh, Nung. Where are you going?" The question of Rian's success led me towards him.

"To the kitchen."

"Are you ready for this?" The second question from Rian, successfully made my forehead shrivel, he means what? Ready for what? Ngabisin?

"Who did anything?"

Instead of immediately manifesting, the Rian even looked at him while grinning with Juna and not long after that they stood up.

"Zimzalabimmmm... Zimzalabim.. Zim-zimzalabim.. Zimzalabim..."

Well, the trance of the dah tuyul two, because joget-joget is not clear.

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