College Boy: Hanung And Wati

Type Five: Online Seller

When I walk casually to the classroom again because fifteen minutes later there is matkul, my leg movement stops the cause because there is a sister level of female sex blocking my way, the road, I immediately scrunched my forehead. Dalem heart monologue itself about kating in front of me want to say yes? Want to ask for my phone number? Or want to get acquainted? And in accordance with what people often say there is no 'Expetation' that matches the 'Reality', why do I say that? Because the kating that still blocks my path for ten seconds it does not want to ask for my phone number or contact but...

"Come, brother bought. Comedy mask's only ten thousand, cheap brother."

Yes, that's what the kating said while nyodorin some plastic wrap blackhead mask goods sale, why am I so sure if he really cat? So when I ospek I've seen him wear alma mater jacket chat with bang Gaga and bang Radit in front of the campus corridor.

"Sorry brother, my junior sister is not a senior sister," obviously I made a student online type seller diem for a while.

"Oh, the hell time? Sorry I don't know. It's okay if I call you big brother, because it's already the characteristic of a seller, want the buyer any age call it big brother, right?" Kating defended herself.

It's up to him to say what, inget the woman is always real.

"I've never sold, so I don't know."

"It's up to you to say what, but you want to buy a mask of the comedy? It's powerful for saying blackheads."

I shake my head. "No, Brother. Thanks." Thanks."

Si kating directly enter his comedy mask kedalem bag tote. "If masks for eyes want to buy?" bargaining again this time while holding a mask wrap for the eyes, this is why I medadak mind the Arraseo-naega-hamkkeisseoyeo, yes?

"Snob't selling masks for eyes?"

"Yes." Yeah."

"So bad boy who is the same name Arra literature faculty majoring in English must be willing to buy."

"Times, anyway?"

"Yes because his eyes are like pandas," said I then glanced at the watch I wear, I don't think another seven minutes of class will begin.

"Udah used to be a sister instead of me not want to buy but I'm in a hurry because there will soon be a class."

***

My meeting with the online student seller did not end until there alias still continues, it happened five days after the first meeting. When I was again sitting relaxed in the hallway of the same students, Wati suddenly cathed the nawarin I mask blackheads dateng again, but this time not a blackhead mask but...

"Hello Brother, I'm sorry to bother you. I want to buy my product sales once my interest continues to want to buy."

His appearance that seemed suddenly almost made me who again read the package book about the engine element–nyungsep to the back.

With his innocence, the cat that I do not know his name immediately nyodorin bottle to Wati.

"Nih Kak, a beautiful drinking bottle there are gliters so if you have a bottle of this drink must look cool, try Kak diiat first."

"Ih, very funny," Wati's response when squirming the drinking bottle she was holding.

"Dong, Brother."

"How much is it?"

"Just fifty thousand, but as for today I'm still happy I give you a discount so it's only forty thousand, cheap, right?"

Wati wriggled the bottle for a while and said, "I bought it anyway, but I took it for a long time." And the next second Wati masang sad face.

Idih, I am so glad I saw it.

The kating mangosteen. "Not to be sad, Brother asked to buyin with his girlfriend. Isn't that right, brother?" said the Kating while looking at me already so he smiles, where his smile looks like a little bit.

"Don't you? What do you say?"

That was my response when I thought her boyfriend was Wati, while the Wati again scratch his cheek while saying, "This creature is not my girlfriend."

"Oh, isn't it? Duh sorry, Brother. I don't know." The kating even laughed crisply so embarrassed.

"Yes, it's okay" replied Wati, understanding.

Kating grinned I think embarrassed because I mistakenly thought that I was the same Wati was dating, uh it turns out there was a hidden purpose because the kating said gini, "But, Brother. If I'm concerned, you two fit in. Why not just go out? Who knows if it can go all the way to marriage?"

With the compact I saw each other Wati continued two seconds later we both laugh.

"Hahahaha, you can laugh at him."

"It's funny, until it makes me sick to my stomach."

That's how we both respond when said it is suitable if dating, it's often very people who thought I was dating Wati. Starting from students/i various faculties, photocopiers, security guards, lecturers, canteen mothers, and others.

I myself am confused, why am I so often installed with Wati? Why not Emma Watson? Hadid's tooth? Ariana Grande's? Miyawaki Sakura? IU? Or–no need to go all the way to Chelsea Islan the same Yuki Kato is also okay.

"Selena?"

The kating who was still sitting in front of Wati directly nengokin head to the left when someone who might be the minister again called his name.

Oh, it turns out that the type of online female student seller named Selena. Her name is similar to my former name Selena Gomez.

"What's going on here?" The cat that I just knew her name was Selena immediately said the same thing.

"Seno nyariin lo, he said if he saw Selena tell him she–"

"You know what?"

"Say he'll buy you a jacket."

"If you want samperin now go ahead."

"Okay, thank you, Ti."

"Yes, you're welcome."

Kating temennya kak Selena who was called 'Ti' immediately go, but before leaving he took a friendly smile towards me with Wati and of course I as a handsome guy returned his smile.

"So you want to buy a bottle?"

"Hm, I guess not now. Maybe tomorrow or the day after."

Wati's speech again makes the cat mangosteen-mangut.

"That's yeah? Yaudah, later brother said to me later the goods were brought, if you want to see the motive can be seen on my instagram account name (at)lenasell.shop, el who is behind twice yes. Continue if Brother becomes mesen DM only stay yes."

"Okay, I'll DM."

"Thank you, brother."

The kating rose from her seat and continued to leave with a friendly smile, leaving a few minutes ago made me wonder for myself. What kind of bag did he bring? How is it like what goods are brought all, and still about he nawarin goods sales in the form of hair fertilizing drugs to Pak Sogi not yes? His hair is very barren Mr. Sogi.

"What was the name of the online shop account? I forgot to."

Wati's question made my daydreams wither, had a moment I finally replied, "Hmmm, his name (at) lenasell.shop he said el who was behind twice."

Wati mangosteen while typing the name of the online shop account in search of his Instagram Wati, I became kepo the brother was selling what was he selling fake beards?

"Try me to see."

Wati slide location hapenya, so I can see on his instagram account the brother was selling anything.

And it turns out quite complete also yes that is sold there are masks, flash, jackets, hats, slingpang bags, wallets, special accessories for girls, case phones, earphones, glasses, glasses, novels and others that I can not call one-on-one because later the duration of the length.

"Ih, it's funny bangettt."

Si Wati gemes himself when seeing a photo in the form of a key chain in the form of a pink rabbit, but if I think the ordinary course.

"What's so funny? My funny one too."

My spontaneous speech made Wati shudder in disgust.

"I to the yuh, iyuhhh."

***

The third meeting is the same kating that I already know his name is Selena, at that time when I was again in the cafeteria eating chicken noodles alone like singles and again the kating nawarin I sold products in the form of...

"Come on, Kak, bought his anti-radiation style glasses only sixty-five thousand."

"No, brother, my wallet has recurred," I refused subtly, brother, fortunately only when the kating dateng that suddenly I already nelen chicken noodles that I chew.

"But Brother wants to buy, right?"

"Yes, if there's money."

"Okay if you already have the money can DM me on my instagram account (at)lenasell.shop which has two letters behind it yaaaa."

In answer I can only smile while nodding, saying he really wants to buy if there is more money but actually not, mendingan money I use to buy six bowl of chicken noodles.

"Yaampun, Selena's son Agus Musadekkk."

"What the hell?"

Sister Online Shop seller began to rent when the presence of two level brothers whose hair is short as a shoulder and the other in a midget and wear glasses.

The brother who wears glasses with a waistline while eating Selena's feet gems, "Lou money is already a lot of still selling to others."

"Who? Why anyway? I'm selling so reasonable dong if I sell goods to others?" he said still with a quiet tone of voice.

"It's natural, but look at the situation also dong not have to disturb people again eat also times," said the brother of short hair make Selena diem briefly continued he looked at me, he looked at me, more precisely to the bowl of chicken noodles that live half.

"Oh yes, I didn't realize that anyone else was eating" muttered Selena still in my ears.

"I'm sorry, my sister's been disrupting her mealtime."

"Hehehe, I'm fine, you're not relaxed."

"I'm sorry."

Two of his friends Selena immediately left, left his friend who is still apologizing to me. But before the two brothers were to apologize to me also because of the behavior of his friends who like to sell it.

"Young, Gweniiiii. Windiiii, wait for meyeeee. It is a habit of leaving me alone! Look out for both of you I won't be buying anymore!"

The two friends of Selena's sister who was left directly behind the body, nyamperin kak Selena who again pouted while slipping her hands in front of the chest, keep the two friends were directly pulled by Selena's arm and the three of them went hand in hand.

Suddenly I became to my friends who often come with only a button doang.