College Boy: Hanung And Wati

College Boy: Hanung And Wati
Visits and Bribes



Before I went to college and spent time in Jakarta, when I was sick, I was always willing to take care of me. Starting from the drug nyiapin, nyiapin eating that sometimes I like to be bribed he said let cepet, compress my eel if again fever, my ngerokin, and nyiapin air angel if I have healed. Anyway, when I was sick again, I felt the most meritorious.


But before that, I take the same diomelin Nyokap he said mah, 'DRINK ES TEROOOOOS,' yes that's my nyokap, will not be different from other mothers.


Because now I'm far from nyokap, when I'm sick again that I can take care of myself sometimes bang Yuvin the same cost management other ranging from ngerokin, buyin food, food, take a drink, replace aer compresses with buyin drugs.


Because they know I hurt the first words they say are, 'Lo can be sick too, Nung?' and I replied with a sewot, 'Exit. You think I'm a crackle bag?' wonder I am not concerned about the pain they even mengelekin me mulu.


But even though I am sick again but still my levels of badness are not reduced. For example, if Rian nawarin himself for ngerokin, I say if you want to use coins that rush not the gopean, continue to use oil wind oil instead of cooking oil, and, if you want to read Bismillah first so that the kerokinnya Rian is not faithful.


Bang Bagas I bawelin also, all of you ask me to massage my feet that are pegel-pegel the same to replace aer compresses. When else can try to enslave the oldest members as well as respected kosan children? The one who dared to enslave the Bagas bang is just me doang coy.


I continue to benefit Jeri the son of the sultan, tell him to buy me food while coughing dramatically so that he feels sorry for me and all the children in the boarding also I have to benefit, he said, I'm bawelin, and I'm budakin.


It's like being the king of kosan, Wkwkwk.


Two days I did not go to college and for two days it was also my job just lying on the bed with the game maen to bosen. Seriously for whatever I'm really bored, where at the cost there's only me, bang Wildan, the same Juna. That's why the two of them no longer nemenin me in the room is not like kayak kemaren malem. Actually I want to go out of the room to the living room for example but my body still feels weak.


Wrong I also why can be sick gini, because for five days in a row I fluency mulu. Instead of waiting for the test to subside even directly penetrated where the test coat motoran missed at the cost, complete already my suffering.


"Bosen bat, dah ah." I'm babbling with his perfunctory.


When I look up at the ceiling of the room while thinking about the life of Tom and Jerry if it is peaceful then it will be like how, Juna came and I assume that he brought food. But it turns out that it's not the case that it's still 11 noon yet lunch time.


"There's something you're looking for," he said to make me frown.


"Who?"


Juna shrugged his shoulders as if he did not know who the guests who came to visit my nengokin, "No idea, he said the lecture temen lo."


If I think it's definitely the Ohang or the Radit bang, but it could be both that came.


"Jaudah tell me to come in."


"Really?"


"Yes." Yeah."


Juna instead of directly calling the guest even scratching his head. "But that's a real blanket first, because bokser lo seem a little embarrassed you know."


Whaan? In front of Ohang same bang Radit I have to cover up bokser with a blanket? Actually, in fact, I want to show off if the bokser I used was bought a week ago.


"Even, the same itself does shame," said I who was ready to show off the new bokser.


"Known it? But you'll never be angry with me."


"It's a great rese, who is da–"


"Hanuuuuuuu."


The voice of someone I know very well immediately makes the feathers goosebumps, if from the sound similar to Wati. What time is the Wati coming? Or maybe...


"Astaghfirullah, Watiii! You make a surprise, say hello first cake!"


Si Wati who nongolin his head on the door makes me hang, fortunately my hands are pinched by a blanket to cover the bokser.


"Hehehe maap, I repeat ya." Wati cengengesan keep ngetting the door of the room with his calm, my heart palms pout because amused to squirm the Wati sok kalem like that, not serious pantes dah.


"Assalamualaikum, Hanung."


"Waalaikum salam."


Wati slowly went into the room and I immediately climbed the blanket to the chest so that the blanket did not slump, btw pas Wati entered the room Juna had left but before I left I was looking at him, apparently in a moment the Juna will spread gossip that no doubt.


Bodoamat! Tell me that Wati is my maid.


"Lo's really sick, Nung?"


Wati nanya and the question that makes me rent, wonder I am the same people why they do not believe that I am sick. Proof that my hot kayak behind the fridge is lacking, huh.


"Well, why am I pretending? If you don't believe me, hold my jidat."


He sat on the edge of the mattress and his hands stretched out to touch my eel not long after my eel was even flicked.


"Everything if again big testing, do not open the service of umbrella motorcycle taxi so sick do you."


What the hell does that mean? He's comfortable I have the same umbrella? Yes, the handsome guy like Shawn Mendes is equated with the same umbrella that has the logo of one of the banks in Indonesia, not very suitable oruh.


I'm a manyun but he giggles instead, "Btw. Do you not know me anyway? Intentionally a surprise, right? Or maybe you're just as heavy as me?"


"Didn't be kegeeran lo. Before I came here I was already ngabarin but elo no answer, I came here also because I was forced to know."


Turn he's a manyun and I giggled and I just realized why my phone does not sound if there is a chat or phone in from Wati because my phone is dead, earlier I was efficient when Wati was still a manyun.


"Where do you know if I'm sick?"


"Ohang, who else? Ohang asked me to buy you food, he said if not bought in fear you die," said Wati while giving white plastic to me which must be the contents of the food.


"Eat the porridge do not be absent."


"Yes, thanks. I'll just put it on the study table and I'll eat." Not much to say, Wati naro porridge that he bought for me on the study table.


I frowned as Wati sat down again on the edge of the bed, "Lo didn't come home?"


"Entar ajaan anyways I want to nemenin lo first. Do you need anything this time?"


Her words just made me smile, "Well. I just happen to be thirsty for a drink."


"But I'll take it." Not much to say, Wati directly out of the room to take a drink that I hope is not aer comberan. As long as there is no Wati in the room I rush to generate the position that was lying down so sit nyenderin the body on the head of the mattress and do not forget the actual blanket that covers my bokser.


Not long Wati dateng bring a glass of aer, not aer comberan that I worry about but aer anget.


"Have you taken any medicine?"


"Today's this morning." I replied after I finished drinking and continued to give the glass to Wati.


"Lo actually took the appropriate medication, right? not the abortion pill?"


"That's a hell of a lot of fun by the way."


He laughed and said, "Joking."


After Wati naro glass earlier on the study table he sat himself again on the edge of the mattress, about five minutes we diem each other cause because Wati is busy with the same hapenya while I think he's playing hape, I laper and I need his help.


"Dead?"


"Why?"


"Can you please again?"


"What?"


"Please grab a spoon in the kitchen and I'll laper want to eat."


"Yes, just a moment. I want to bales chat by Vishnu first."


"Who is Vishnu?"


"My friend, he's Sasing's son."


Two minutes I wait for him bales chat Wisnu son of Sasing who I do not know, Wati went to the kitchen again to take a spoon, upon arrival in the room he mirerahin the same spoon of porridge earlier.


"Thank you" said me and he again sat on the edge of the mattress continue to playin hape, like still chattingan with Vishnu the son of Sasing.


I ate while watching him laugh at himself, like he was sick and needed to take the medicine, Wati instead of me. How long am I alone with him? If you know I'm dicuekin kayak gini, mending I throw it away.


"Seru very chatter? Ampe I dicuekin gini." I want to let him realize at once know himself.


The one in the quip even grinned while looking at me, "Sorry, Nung. Vishnu's abisnya make me ngakak mulu."


Bodoamat! I continue to eat.


"Lo eat from earlier has not been stretched too? Long time ago? Just eating porridge."


I rolling eyes while looking at him with a flat expression, thought eating porridge does not need energy? I was still sick so I ate it for a long time.


"My hands are still lemes coy."


"Yaudah, let's get the porridge."


"Make what?"


"You want me to spill it in your face."


"Did you?"


"Here's the porridge."


I still do not understand why Wati wants to take my porridge, still mirenin the porridge and now has moved to his hand, continued Wati shifted his sitting position so closer.


"Let's eat it spit, I'm a bribe," he said while stirring the porridge.


Do you not lo? When I was horrified he wanted to bribe I felt tenacious jackfruit in the stomach began to splash, can not be diem. Moreover, fitting him nyuapin the first pureed jackfruit in the stomach increasingly can not be diem. Why yes? Is it because I miss being at home?


Finished he nyuapin I did not talk at all, still calm down, especially my heart that was stubborn from earlier. Especially when his eyes look at me more and more because of his heart deg-degannya.


"Gue go home yes, I doain hope cepet healed so that your friends are not getting sicker boy bangor kayak lo."


Wati pamit and I do not sembet mengebales his speech, because what?


BECAUSE MY HEART IS STILL DEAF, LET ALONE JUST SHOWING OFF HE HAD A SMILE ON ME.


Btw, did I hear him say that I was bangor? Oh Sorry, I'm not bangor but rather nosy. Speaking of bangor kok suddenly I became keen to eat batagor ya.