College Boy: Hanung And Wati

College Boy: Hanung And Wati
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Abis makes rujak with the residents of kosan I have other activities, namely lying down while guarding the eyes on the mattress until maghrib. Yes, it is an activity that should not be missed for a minute. And since it's still one o'clock in the afternoon, my fall time is a bit long.


At first, I wanted to lie on the sofa in the living room, but the place was booked first with Yohan. No matter what, if I take a nap in the room, I can be spoiled by Neneng, Ningsih, and Anjeli. The names I give specifically for mattresses, bolsters, same pillows.


And apparently, in the room there was only me doang, there was no bang Upin. You already know another person where, if my guess anyway, at most he is gibahin cat whose style is like a thug with bang Wildan.


So I want to tell a little story, in the area of indekos that I place, there are two village male cats that are quite disturbing female cats, both domestic cats and wild cats.


Why did I mention two male cats are thugs? Because they often make troublemakers, ranging from like to help food in the homes of people, pee carelessly, defecate as they please, and ngajakin fight other cats to make a scene all over.


Btw, I'd like to ask. Cats fight because of what? Sampe was so uproar, and more sprained besides noisy, cats who fight no longer works if doused using laundry aer.


So often for trouble, the two male cats have been given the same name as citizens. His name is Rembo the same Toil, many say that the orange cat is the same gray cat is a mortal enemy but in fact they are even sohib, best friend forever. Help each other especially in terms of helping fish in people's homes. Beuh, very compact, the Rembo who helped the Toil who guarded outside.


Yeah, thankfully anyway. Cosmos and his three children are safe from the reach of Rembo and Toil, I can not imagine if for example they are still one environment, it could be two thug cats that best friend forever not be best friend anymore, he said, gegara called Cosmos the widow of three children.


"Sound. Nungs. Nung!"


I'm the one who's been hugging Ningsih and ready to slide into the dream realm, my eyes opened looking back to look at the Juna who called my name while patting my shoulder three times.


"What?"


"Mabar kuy," he replied with a cry.


I rolled eyes while clucking. "Males ah, I'm sleepy."


Though I want to continue my delayed afternoon bobo, but because the Juna talk mauh, I so can not sleep.


"Yeah, sleep time anyway? Pamali tau abis eat straight to sleep."


I'm not talking about it at all, bodo is very. You could say pamali cake, bumali cake, ommali cake, bimali cake. I do not care what is important I can sleep while hugging Ningsih, sleeping on Anjeli's lap, and Neneng who makes me comfortable.


"Parabarlah, the expanse of doang really."


"Males, Juni." I nodded with my eyes closed and did not look at him anymore.


"Kok lo so, anyway. Same me, Nung? You don't want to know about our memories?"


Juna keeps babbling and I don't care.


"Interest, Nung. We used to deket really like coriander putty." I snorted because I felt that I was the same he was not like a coriander, but a kemiri kempet.


"We've slept in bed, Nung. Eating a plate together, cooking together, washing clothes together, even we also once—"


"Okay, we're mabar!"


"Well, that's dong." Juna.


And I can only grunt because my plan to take a nap is delayed.


*


"Nung, wake up dong! Don't kayak kebo gini dong!"


Though I was just a guarantee eye, after five minutes ago I have finished mabar with Juna. Keep this Jeri dateng-dateng ngatain I kebo.


"What else, anyway?!"


"Help me dong."


"I'm sorry, mending lo ask for help the same as you. I want to sleep."


Suddenly I wanted to curse, I wanted to say a harsh word. Because who does not sprain if the afternoon bobo event becomes disturbed for the second time?


"No way, Jer. I'm sleepy!"


Because it has already been males motion, I took the Anjeli to make a face cover especially my ears.


"Sound. Come on dong, help me. It'll be your food business for a week that I take responsibility."


Not knowing it was a bribe or a windfall, I no longer cover my face with Anjeli and do not know why I do not know the same name males.


"So, what do you want to ask for help?" ask me by sitting on a mattress that I give the name Neneng.


"Hm, it's my football that has his signature Mesut Ozil taken the same village boy who often passed our boarding."


"Continue?"


"Please take it, Nung. You see at this costan whose same body face is serem only lo same bang Bagas doang."


Bangke, I said serem. If it wasn't for Jeri who would have bothered to eat me for a week, I wouldn't have.


"I was going to ask Bagas for help, he said he left first."


I grunt. "Are you trying to take it for yourself?"


"Udah, but I'm instead dyedekin. The boy's on everything."


Okay, if you believe it. I have to intervene.


*


Just now I want to take Jeri's football with his signature Mesut Ozil, there is one bad boy who said that his father was a police officer, he wanted to report me with Jeri to be arrested.


Short, before I'm gonna hack. I'm gonna take a breath first. One, two, three...


HELLOOOO'S? Make you a skinny boy whose legs are a lot of scabs! I said it's the same with you and your friends! I'm the same Jeri what's wrong? The ball also has the Jeri, not the elo boy scrawl! I don't know if his father Jeri is important.


If you want to report to Rembo the same as the Toil because it has already troubled other cats.


And my business is done to take the ball Jeri, I went straight back to the room to bobo noon. And when I just put my ass on the bed, my phone on the nightstand vibrates, it's a sign there's a phone call coming in, and it turns out Wati called me.


"Why?"


"Where is Lo?"


"Bored."


"Can I go to my house now?"


"Well?"


"Temenin me, Nung. I'm alone at home. Want to make lo maen out but mager. You can come here, right?"


I shut up for a moment, think. If for example I say I can't, I'm sure Wati will frown. If I said I could, I would have to give up my nap. But for the sake of any boyfriend I would sell, except jumping from the building is the same drinking poison.


"Hm, could. Ti."


"Okay, I'm waiting."


Yes, my plan really failed to hibernate like a polar bear. And now it's time I have to say goodbye to Neneng, Ningsih, the same Anjeli.