
Wisnu I already consider as my own brother, because for me my brother Wati my brother too, his brother Wati my brother too, his grandparents Wati my grandparents too, I also, and of course his parents Wati my parents too, wkwkwkwk.
And when Vishnu asked for help, I as a prospective good cousin as well as a fellow living creature who breathes through the nose, I have to help him.
Since Vishnu asked for a meeting in the darkit, so yes. Although it's a little lazy way there but I have to go there because I have already promised and that promise must be kept, and I as a real man very challenged to renege on the promise. Aseq.
Arriving at darkit, I think only the Vishnu who awaits me but it turns out there is one girl that I do not know anymore sitting next to Vishnu. Girls who sit next to Vishnu if watched from the side like Syifa Hadju, if from the front do not know who, most like their parents. Thatez.
"Woi. Nu," my greeting was to make Vishnu look at me, "His long awaited?"
Before Vishnu answered my question, his eyes glanced at the watch he wore, and I first pulled the empty chair in front of him to make me sit. Yaiyalah, the time is being turned down.
"No, you came in the third minute I came to Darkit," he replied making me a beard, "Oiya, know this. Her name is Eva temen one prodi same me."
After Vishnu said so, the girl I said looked like Syifa Hadju if from the side a smile full of hospitality, and a few seconds later she stuck out her hand as a sign of shaking hands.
"Eva."
"Snack."
After the event of his acquaintance-knowledge is completed, the Vishnu I continue to be followed by the same speech. "Just get to the point, okay?"
"Whatever the hell, you want to talk first is also okay," I said and it made Vishnu so quiet for a while.
"Here, where?"
"Still in the cage." Wisnu's forehead shriveled, I understand like he did not understand the same word 'cage' I mean, "Class means."
"Oh."
I don't know why, after Vishnu said 'Oh' he even laughed that way, seriously I don't know what he laughed because.
"Would you go straight to the point? How do you talk about him?" I intentionally say that, the goal is to let him stop laughing.
The Vishnu stopped laughing, but now he was snorting while giving a flat look to me. "You said it's okay."
My reaction after he said that was grinning like a baggy person while rubbing his neck. "Hey, get to the point."
Before talking about the purpose he asked for help to me, Vishnu had cleared his throat slowly. "So the one who wanted help wasn't me, it was Eva."
Hearing her name being called, Eva nodded. While I reflexively raise the next eyebrow.
"Solicit what please?"
"Eva, by the way, it's better to talk directly than through an intermediary." Vishnu said, "Please talk."
Eva had to call me and I also met him while waiting for what he would say from his mouth, about his help request to me.
Although I do not understand why he asked me about my singles, but I still answered. "Yes, much. Why?"
"Know one of your friends who single to me."
"Make what?"
"Make a girlfriend pretend."
Maybe, if there is a camera my face will be zoom because it is so shocked. "Huh? Pretended boyfriend? Make what?"
"Make my boyfriend lie."
Seriously, I'm confused. This is the story he wants to be like the main character in the soap opera, right? So anyway, the girl deliberately hired a fake boyfriend to be known to her parents who want to fool her with the same child from her parents, so indirectly the girl does not like being fooled.
And the question I have, of the many single guys in this world, why should my friends be the target?
"Why don't you ask for help just as much as one prodi lo or tenen one faculty lo?"
"Can't do it."
"Why can't it?"
"Gue can be caught lying later."
Tent, bentar. If he wants to know the boyfriend pretending to his parents, why did he say he could be found out? Did Eva's parents know all the same? This is why I got so dizzy.
"Seriously, I don't understand at all."
The Eva diem, because she's breathing again not pulling a mine. "So like this. One of my programs is soon birthday, at his birthday event he ngundang temen-tennis one prodinya. Well, it just so happens that my deket-men already have a hand with all while I have not. Because I sprained because they like to be attached to my status that until now single. Finally without thinking long I told them that I already have a different boyfriend college same me." Super long explanation from Eva, make me a beard.
Oh, so that's the story. It turns out that this has nothing to do with his parents who want to fool him like I thought before.
And to be honest, Eva's request for help was pretty tough. But since I know it feels like being single for years and often married to the same friends I decided to help him. Yeah, who knows what my friend who is the girlfriend pretended Eva to be Eva's real boyfriend, Hahay.
"OK, I get it."
"Please me, huh? And one more thing, if you can temen lo, no one goes to college here."
In response I nodded briefly, and because of my nod, Eva smiled widely.
By the way, among the boarding children who are in singles, about who? Who will I be his partner Eva at his birthday party later?
Hm, is it Jeri? But I don't think he'll want to even if I bribe him with cilor sebaskom. Bang Bagas's? I'm not sure, because he's a typical person who doesn't like to pretend. Bang Yuvin's? If I ask him for help, my head will be pulled using a thermos.
And, yeah. My only target is the twins who claim to be true fans of Red Velvet. Si Juna same Rian. Because in addition to them easily bribed, they will also not be a problem if asked to be a pretend boyfriend, after all, only half a day to pray. So Juna is definitely the same Rian will not mind. Yes, if the objection stay reduced aja scales. Wkwkwk.