
The holidays have arrived, the holidays have arrived. Hooray, Hooray, Hooray. Happy heartaaaaaaa! Hayoo ngaku who knows the song must follow the singing, right? Acieee who is old by the way his soul mate has met what is still blurry? Wkwkwk. But this time I will not talk about a soul mate, because I myself have not found a woman who will be my life companion who doubles as an employer.
In accordance with the title, this time I will discuss about my vacation after the completion of the exam, previous college holidays I chose to settle in a boarding house that sometimes on the next holiday I use for band-style training, stop by the house aunty– thanks to his son I can place the most comfortable boarding, the most comfortable, hibernation in bed and hangout are the same campus and campus. But this time I want to go home to Bogor because I have been asked when to go home, he said very much with his eldest son.
In the morning around nine I left for Bogor naek si bagong–motor beloved gift of bokap.
Long story short, and arriving home safely. The first living creature to welcome me was Cosmos and his three children who were born three months ago and were named sugar, wheat, flour, same butter–mother and her three children again hanging out in front of the terrace again stalking the male cat to be made a new husband and father and hopefully this time they are not left behind again.
Dodo said the name for his three children cosmos is no longer inspired by the advertising of rice cooker in tipi, but from the ingredients of the cake.
And I as his mainstay brother felt surprised by him, why so the name of his children cosmos should be from the cake? Emang thought three feathers would turn into a sponge cake what? But it is up to Dodo, I as a brother can only support his decision. Because Dodo happiness is my happiness too. Eaaa.
"Eh? Anung's brother is nyampe?"
Dodo next living creature who welcomed my arrival, he did not nyamperin I made the salim but tuh boy instead sat casually on the living room couch watching cartoons in tipi while eating snacks.
"I'm not Abang Anung, but kang service stove," joked me who made Dodo clucked.
"Yes, I'm really joking."
"Well? Dodo is the same, likes to joke."
Dodo adek I am still Junior High who said he already had a bustle, still if again the sprain is funny especially the cheeks are getting more and more stye. Well, I'm so confused about Dodo the dolphin boy.
I sat next to Dodo while naro backpack that I carry under the foot of the sofa continues to nengokin head right and left to pay attention to the atmosphere of the house which is fairly quiet.
"Where are you going, Do?"
"To the market."
I took a moment, observing Dodo whose gaze focused on the tipi screen. Instantly I have a ignorant thought especially if not make Dodo kel.
"Why are you going there?" I know, but pretend to be.
From the looks of it Dodo began to look like sprains, "Gleaning garbage."
"Really?"
"Shop or Abangggg."
Because of Dodo I try to make a laugh.
"Oh, what shopping?"
"Cuisine ingredients."
"What do you want to cook?"
"No, you know."
"Why not know? Dodo is not told to know the same mama?"
Three seconds Dodo does not bales my babbling, he is more likely to re-focus on the screen tipi while playing chiki even though his looks are still looking like sprains.
Hm, yes. Ja. Ja. Ja. Still patient it turns out.
"Do?"
"Why?"
"Re. Mi. The Fa. Soles. La. Si. Dooooooo."
Dodo groaned annoyed, the signs are soon he will rampage and before it happens I want to anticipate first take a sofa cushion for shelter.
Felt Dodo had not groaned anymore, I continued the action to fad him again. I want to see Dodo raging while nyakar wall.
"Dodo?" This time I called his name while pecking his cheeks with my index finger.
"What else? If you call just for the kayak prank, Dodo does not want to yaw!"
Uluh uluh, gentong tape again crank. If I wait, it will be more complicated, right? But I think if I laugh the whole house will be turned all over.
"Now, you don't want to prank anymore but want it."
"What's the?"
"What a lonely house? Same mom dad–"
My question was cut because Dodo hit my shoulder twice using a sofa pillow, "Abang why really?! Brother if still restless, Dodo call the cosmos!"
"Make what?"
"Make my brother's face. Udah ah, mending Abang to the room aja there," throw it while pushing my shoulders, well nih his powerful son is also like a kingkong.
"Will rest if you're tired again." The boy who was in the second grade of Junior High was pouting and made me raise my eyebrows because I was not sure that Dodo already had a bustle. How is abis? His behavior is still like a gini boy but sok-sokan has gebetan.
Alah, I'm sure the food must have been melek.
"If you know your brother is tired instead of telling him to go to the room to rest, massage his body Brother." I said continue to change the sitting position that previously faced Dodo so ngebelakangin him while patting shoulders, the goal? Especially if you don't ask for a massage.
"Entar aja Bang, the cartoon is not yet abis."
"Now it's just the incandescent."
Although my position again ngebelakangin Dodo but I can ngedenger if he sepet grunt, "Abang try to look back, Dodo's hands are busy tau."
Because I kepo same hand Dodo who again say, I also look back with eyes that are fixed towards both hands and immediately I snort annoyed because tuh boy even continued snacking.
"You know, if you're asked, please have the ales." The Dodo even grinned even though his mouth was full of chips.
"Oiya. Brother wants to tell you, if you eat not much."
"Emang why?"
"You will be defecated."
Didn't you react to him when I said that? The Dodo innocently threw a pillow right in my face. The basis of the bad mane, his own brother even in the pillow throw, throw money cake let his brother liken.
I wanted to omelin him but yaudahlah, besides I was satisfied ngisengin him. Mending I fell asleep already in the room, but before going to the room I want to pinch the cheeks.
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After my father and mamah came home from the market, they did not stop asking questions to me ranging from less useful things like his kayak–yah on the campus toilet how many, how many, if the power failure in the boarding school I do what, and on campus there is not a girl whose name is Maemunah.
Mamah also asked about my activities on campus, boarding schools and campus behavior like how, the cost that I placed comfortably what not and much more.
But in all the chatter that happened between me, father, mamah and Dodo who just listened. There was one conversation that kept ringing in my head. Not about nyokap who want to add monthly money, not also about bokap which in fact I already have a boyfriend what not but about father, mama, mamah, the same Dodo wants to play to my boarding house he said all friends to the aunt's house.
I don't like their visits, but there are a few things I'm worried about. First if you see the condition of my room is super messy I do not guarantee that the window will not break because mamah ngomel, I do not guarantee that the window will not break, the second father who will participate in the same people mums who like to huddle in front of the kosan, the, and lastly I fear the Dodo brain in the same powerhouses because it is told things that are not true.
Seriously, it causes a headache.
Still not to mention the same reaction-temen kosan after a visit from my family. But jeez, what else? I can not refuse their visit later at the boarding house and no matter how the result I have to accept with a spacious heart.
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"Nung, here. I'm gonna talk."
I originally wanted to go out of the house to buy koyo stalls, Dad who again sat in the living room while reading the newspaper was cemented by a cup of coffee with biscuits, suddenly called and I immediately saluted Dad.
"Why, Dad?"
Dad cleared his throat then put on a serious face that makes me sure that there are important things to talk about.
"Dad wants to tell Anung, about the tips of dapetin gebetan." Dad said still with a serious look.
Yailah, I think my father will tell you how to protect the world from pest attacks, it turns out that the matter of gebetan dapetin. I can only breathe a long breath because I'm sure it's not all beneficial.
"Anung's still in college, Dad. Later if Anung has worked."
"That's exactly it, Nung. You should know now let your knowledge increase," Intonation when the father talked a bit higher than before, "Udah cepetan sitting, dutuk dong what Dad said. You want me to curse you to be a used can?"
For the second time I exhaled a long breath, yeaudah I recited from the apert in the curse.
"So the first thing Anung should know is, the target. Anung must know who Anung Gebet should be. Inget yes, the target must be a girl."
Yaiyalah must be a girl, the time is a cow barking.
"Secondly if you already know who the girl is, Anung must feel a vibration in the chest, if possible the vibration must be as powerful as old nokia hape."
My head is dizzy immediately. So the point is I have to ngegegebet what kind of a girl is a hape signal?
"The third Anung do not forget to love the girl attention continues to make her comfortable, do not want to lose you the same mattress. The mattress can make your time comfortable?"
Yes, Dad. Ja. Whatever father wants to say.
"Keep the rest, I forgot." Father continued to grin for a while and continued to say, "Udah ah. Mending you go there where the cake is up to Anung, Don't bother Daddy mulu."
Okay, while at home I have to be patient ngadepin dad. Fortunately Mr. Danang Agung Binsetya, the proud father of Anung.
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Nam Dohyon as Dodo