College Boy: Hanung And Wati

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Ever thought about it anyway? If all this time one of your friends was a stealth snail? It must never be. Yes, because of your imagination or imaginary world on not as amazing me, wkwkwkwk.

Btw, I want to clear a little. Why would I think that one of my friends is a stealth snail, so here's the story. At that time I was again nongki-nongki handsome in his coffee shop Babe Duloh which happened to be his place behind the beloved campus.

Well, just as I again suck bitter coffee that bittersnya not lose from reality. Si Geo aka one of the friends that I suspect as a stealth snail ngelakuin the thing that makes my forehead shrivel.

So anyway, the Geo who again snacked on meci while babbling the same soulmate who else if not Faris. He spoke in a loud tone if he actually likes to spin betel leaves exactly like grandmothers, and he said he menggelakuinnya from small, he said again betel leaves many benefits one of which can strengthen teeth.

In fact, betel leaves are the same as stealth snails have nothing to do. But about the facts about betel leaves that can strengthen the teeth, the proof is that in this day and age there are already many toothpastes that one of the ingredients of betel leaves.

And in addition Geo also said, if he felt the same snail who was sent off as bokapnya by force, because of that the snail stopped by his father's kebon who happened to have another plant planted. Because the presence of the snail is including pests, so the bokapnya Geo ngusir was snail in an uncivilized way.

Namely, nyiramin all over his body using aer garem. Try you guys banyangin, that snail abis ngebolang continue to eat delicious seger leaves in the weather is cool like a tile mosque, mosque, suddenly there was a rush all over his body using a really salty garem aer. Try if you are the snail that, when again snacking while eating watermelon, someone suddenly sprinkled aer laundry a bucket into your face, kesel no tuh?

Geo who said he had a soft heart as cotton and as clear as glass, he had his own way to ngusir the snail is by moving the snail using his hands with full softness to a better place. And somehow when Geo story proudly, my imagination immediately act immediately Geo face at a glance like a snail.

And from there I had thought that Geo was a stealth snail.

Actually not a stealth snail that suddenly appeared in my mind, there are stealth dolphins as well as rubber bands.

If the dolphin stealth I think to the Dodo—adek pride me who is eager to eat, at first I think that the Dodo is a dolphin stealth because if he again screams his voice shrill, I think, actually-ener like the sound of dolphins even though the boy never telen whistle or hang out with lumping horses.

"Dude? Do you have a non-stick pen?"

I was daydreaming in class because there were no lecturers who taught but left the task, because, all of a sudden my daydreams instantly froze the cause because Yeda was rubbing my shoulders and now he is standing next to me.

"What, Da? Lo nanyain pen to me?" Although I was dreaming, but not entirely my consciousness was washed away in daydreams, so I could hear clearly what Yeda asked, without telling him to repeat the question again.

But the problem is, his question is completely useless, just useless.

"Yes." Yeah." Yeda answered while nodding briefly.

"If you want a pen pinjem, you're wrong, Coi."

After hearing my words, not long later the Yeda nepok teeter while grinning. "Oiya, I just inget elo not capital, huh? Pens can also pinjem."

"Well, that's it."

And if for example someone asked me to choose to buy a pen or buy fried food, I would obviously choose to buy fried food. You see, buying a pen does not make full, different from fried foods, even though the mouth is full of oil but the stomach is happy because it is full.

"Nung, pinjem drag dong, ade no?" Dahlan was sitting behind me, he rubbed my back with the pen he was holding.

I focus on reading the material to do the same task asked by Mr. Dwi, immediately look back.

"Huh? A string of whats?" ask me with a pretty frown.

"You don't know?" Instead of answering my question, the original Betawi boy Dahlan was behind his name.

"Well, I don't know."

Dahlan. "Sebagi nyang bae, I will mgejelasin. So that series is a typex but not a caer, but a paper one."

Now it's my turn to be mangosteen, I just know that it turns out that series is another name of the typex paper. By the way, what language is it? Because the Dahlan is the original Betawi child, so I immediately assume that the series is Betawi language, and if not so, wkwkwkwk.

My hand took the liquid typex Febri had who happened to be on my desk, kept the thing I showed it directly to Dahlan.

"On my desk there is a liquid typex, this also has Febri that I pinjem. Do you want to use it?"

Dahlan direct bales with short skirts. "Well, I'm allergic to that type of sex."

"So, belagu is very weak!" I said, while Dahlan's response was just a whimper.

When I returned to focus on doing the task of Mr. Dwi, again there was a shoulder from the side and when I looked at the culprit Yohan.

"What?"

"Lo has a ruler?" I haven't been able to answer the question, Yohan cut it first, "not so deh, Nung. I'm sure you don't have a ruler."

"If you know, why was it?"

"I didn't think it." At the end of the word Yohan grinned exactly like a horse, and not long after that he rose from his seat like he wanted to pinjem ruler to someone else, and my guess is that Yohan will tipjem ruler to Febri. Yes, once again I insist in this class that has super complete stationery number one Febri.

By the way, today my friends on why? Time pinjem stationery to the person whose capital pinjem like me. What's the reason because my face looks like a copier, huh?