
“So..... You can use chakra nature or something like that, huh ?”
“This is not Naruto.”
The wound on my stomach was healed, and it was crazy, like I was just dreaming. Hanz did just that by putting both of his hands on my stomach, and then a bright blue light emerged from both of his palms. That's the story of how I was brought into the world of Naruto.
“I can change everything I hold as I wish, so I can just make a black hole from your stomach.” he explained while pulling his hand from my stomach.
“What !!?”
Hanz then stood up while sighing, and after that walked towards the long table behind him and turned something into...... A pistol ? That's really cool, I swear.
“Udah finished. We're leaving here right now.”
“Uhh........ Oi, I also want a kayak gun like that, you know...”.
Without a word or looking at me, Hanz grabbed into his pants pocket. Immediately, a blue light appeared from within that pocket, and not long after he threw a gun that emerged from the void of the world. And that's exactly what I asked for.
“Oi, this is a gun........ From what ??”
“Upil ku.” he replied as he walked towards the twin doors in the southern part of this dining room.
“........ What !!?”
...****************...
Hanz and I opened the door, exited the damn dining room and welcomed a spacious room that had three doors on different sides, like a typical palace in general. Think of it as four doors, including the one behind me. Hanz and I paused for a moment, observing the surroundings of this room. Nothing unique here. There was only a small drawer of wood at the end of the room, a ceramic flower vase on top of it, and of course, the floor was of ceramic as well.
“Nothing strange, right ? We can go now ??” I asked Hanz while looking at him.
“In short, we are less one person, you know ?”
“She split. I still don't forget the same, stupid.”
“Oh, really too.” murmured Hanz.
I can't wait to get out of this fucking palace, I walked ahead of him first, heading towards the door that was in front based on instinct alone. Should, it would indeed take me out of this cursed bastard's place.
“Keep, why is he here ??”
“Dia ?? 'He' who ??”
Confused, I stopped my steps and turned to Hanz. His face was the same as mine, confused as well. At that moment, the door opened from the right. Robin, was the one who opened the door.
“Maybe it was a coincidence.” I told Hanz to calm him down.
“Hey, Robin !!”
Of course I welcome him with joy. I thoughtlessly went straight to her and was already very close to hugging her. At least, that was before the door on my left opened as well.
“He's not the real Eva, Robin. He doesn't have your anomaly gun.” said Eva the real one.
I who did not accept it immediately turned to look towards the most original 'me. What he said turned out to be true. He's got that fucking anti anomaly gun. Justjust wonderful........ So now, I am the current impostor ??
“Gaes, this can be explained, know !! Okay !? There's a fucking Archon who slit my throat in the library that day, and I woke up in jail, chased by a BOW from Resident Evil, met his own doppelganger, kept going, and, end it - Bah !! Anyway all those damn moments happened to me until I finally met one more damn thing that left me and did not go back and forth when I called !!”
“You are wronging me now !?”
“Yap !! Who else would you not have left me at that time !!?”
“I'm back again, stupid !!”
“You are back, I should have been with you a long time ago, motherfucker !!”
Suddenly, Robin pointed her arrow at Hanz. Don't tell me, he's been holding his arrow to my head since then.
“Robin, you don't like you who usually really do ??”
“There's a threat here, okay ? I'm just in case doang. And don't forget, you can also be a fake Eva at this time !!” he said while pointing his bow back to my face.
“Robin I know is calm, anjir !!”
“He's not the real Robin, Eva.”
And now, this fucking room has two Evas, and also two fucking robins telling each other that they're the real one and the other one's the not one. This is all really shitty. In the midst of the ruckus that was happening in the room, I kept quiet, deciding that whoever Robin was near me right now, I had to get out with him. The room in this palace, completely chaotic and no longer helped like that.
When Robin was caught off guard by all the chaos and commotion, I quickly grabbed one of his explosive arrows, and then immediately pointed it at the fake 'me.
“Pinjem first !!”
“Ay yo, what the f*ck !!?”
The startled cry of Robin made the fake 'me' turn towards me, but it was too late. As soon as I threw the arrow and landed on his right side, an explosion occurred, making him flung out of nowhere, leaving the palace and the world at once. Without a second thought, I immediately grabbed Robin's hand and ran towards the door on the right. He was very confused, that's for sure, but at least I was made sure that the Robin I was running with was the real one, and this is the real one, when the other Robin suddenly shot me and Robin with his explosive arrows.
“So it was you who was fake it turned out !!”
While Robin and I were running away to the right door, Hanz in the background darted and smashed at the doppelganger's fucking ass with his ultimate drop kick. Thanks to her, Robin and I were finally able to safely enter the room behind the right door and then shut the door immediately. Finally, the other room that gave me a chance to breathe was relieved.
“That was like what would be done with the original Eva, know.”
“Well, I guess you're also the real Robin, anyway....”.
Robin and I were sitting on the down stairs in front of the right door, and in a small, dark room as well. Some of the fighting sounds could be faintly heard out there. There was an explosion from Robin's arrow, as well as a hard shot from an anomalous anti-gun got a fucking fake 'me.
“Oi, Eva 2.0 was using her anti anomaly gun you know. You sure he'll gapapa ??”
“He certainly won't get anything. Should......”.
Well, anyway he's a god's son or something, so I choose to believe what Robin said. He certainly won't die. The three of us will definitely get out of this fucking palace, and after that go back to the real world with Ava and Asteri. That's, of course, going to happen, isn't it ?
Meanwhile, out there.
Hanz crashed backwards and hit a wall of pillars as the blast from the 'Robin' arrow exploded near his face.
“Cih, damn !!”
Hanz turned his pistol into a sword, after which he got back up and ran towards 'Robin' once again, even though the current state was not on his side. From his mouth, red blood had been dripping for a long time, and his entire body was also filled with bruises and burns. Not long after, he almost managed to slash 'Robin', but unfortunately, that would never happen. An anomalous bullet had just penetrated his right chest, fired by 'Eva'. He fell to the floor, unable to feel any superpowers flowing in his veins. It was like a deer that fell prey, and the two replicants were its prey.
“Fucking croco.....”.
'Eva' and 'Robin' started walking up to Hanz with their horrible smiles. A female figure then appeared behind them from behind the shadow. The two clones then stopped, giving the black-robed woman a way to grab Hanz's head with her long clawed hands. Just by looking at it once, Hanz already knew who and what the woman in front of him was.
“Archon shadow, huh ?........ I should've known this was all fucking from you...”.
The archon then smiled when he heard his name mentioned by Hanz. He pulled his hand from Hanz's face, and after that blushed in embarrassment for a while, before finally, his consciousness returned to the surface. He stared at Hanz, then brought his hand closer to Hanz's face for the second time. Only this time, he did not use his sharp claws.
Take a deep breath, son of the gods. It will still hurt........
...****************...
“What's up?” ask me while back on guard with his arrow bow.
“Nothing, tuh. Just walk again....
“Cognitohazard they are small, not too annoying.”
“Well, what the fuck else is that ??”
“Free term anomaly effect. Don't think you don't want to be a special agent at SCR.”
“Gak will never.” muttered me while hugging his back even tighter.
After sighing for a moment, Robin finally continued to walk again, with me walking while holding on to her shirt tightly. We both passed through the hallway of the silent sculpture exhibition as if it had been going on forever. This hallway is without end, I guess. The statues on the right and left sides are also getting more strange. They seem to evolve, but retreat backwards.
“What is a human-faced monkey ?? Very strange, jir...”.
“Everything has been weird since, know.”
I also agree with his words. Anyway, why would anyone make a monkey statue but the face of a kayak like that ?? Speaking of monkeys, it's human ancestors, huh ?
“Eva, how long have we been walking in this fucking aisle ?”
“Lu ask me ?? Where do you know, motherfucker....”.
“It looks like I have to do something to get out of here. Eva, step aside first.”
“Hah ? What do you want, anjir ??”
As soon as I retreated back, Robin slowly pointed her bow at a monkey statue with the body of a little girl and her nose from the trunk of an elephant. Really irregular. There is no value to his art at all. At heart, I thought this was the most anti-mainstream idea ever created in human history, wreaking havoc in a place of horror like gini. Robin is not too sure either. But with a leap of faith moment, he finally began to pull his arrow even more, getting further away from his bow.
And at that moment, the anomaly finally appeared suddenly from behind one of the walls on Robin's left. It was really a jumpscare moment for both of us at the time of his appearance.
“Oi, don't sell it, swear.”
“Instead why ?? If there is no road, at least make a hole. That's a quote from my father, who has existed before.”
“What the quote is, anjir !!? Very strange, you know !!”
Hanz did return, but it was complete with one other anomaly. It's really weird for both of us. Robin slowly lowered her arrow while staring at me, full of disbelief.
“Don't ask me, damn it. I don't know either, motherfucker....” I whispered to Robin.
“Cute me. I know the way out.” said Hanz, then turned around and walked forward first.
Robin and I stared at each other for a moment. I already know what questions Robin has in his head right now. How could that damn thing emerge from behind a wall at once ? I also don't know the answer.
“Alright, if that's what he said.....” muttered Robin while walking up to him from behind.
I had no choice but to follow Robin and the editor of the world as well. After walking for a while, Robin gave me a hand gesture to walk with her beside her. It felt like it was a sign that he was really in disbelief of Hanz at the moment. I followed her cue, walking side by side with her. In silence, Robin slowly picks up one of his arrows, puts it in a bow and begins to pull it. Damnit....... Looks like I'll see a murder from Assassin's Creed soon.
And all of a sudden, Hanz stopped his steps. A black shadow began to envelop his entire body, and at a glance, a carambit appeared and disappeared in the grasp of his left hand. He, already realized what Robin was about to do to him just now.
“I know what you're doing, stupid. Basic mortal.”
“Eva, back off right now...” Robin whispered to me.
Of course I immediately retreated, because what I saw from Hanz right now, it was like a sign that he was not the real Hanz. Robin quickly pointed her arrow at Hanz, who not long after, turned towards me while smiling obliquely. This damn anomaly, it's not okay.
“Hanz, you know what it's like to be blown up like my arrow feels like, right ?? Back off, or you'll be a roasted ghost shortly after...”.
Archon........ Never be afraid of your weapons of mortal beings.......
“Archon ??”
Still confused by what he meant by Hanz's words just now, Hanz suddenly disappeared from our sight. Robin instantly panicked, pointing his bow in all directions in search of Hanz's current whereabouts. But I don't, because I already know where the fucker really is.
“Ga need to find him again, Robin. That bastard is already in front of me now.
“What do you mean !?”
No one was in sight, but I started dripping blood from my mouth and left shoulder blade. At first it didn't feel anything, but the longer it took, the pain finally felt more and more real. The carambit that was held the same damn thing earlier, has now been stuck in my left shoulder blade. The one who did so was slowly revealing himself. He, was the first Archon I saw from above the second floor in the library back then. The ****** that, he finally managed to catch me, huh ?
Blood !!
“Fucking bitch !! Take him off, motherfucker !!”
Well, that damn thing really took me off her prick right then and there, making me fall to the floor while enduring all the pain that ran through my body instantly. Stupidly, he actually laughed out loud while watching me who was in pain on the floor there. Thanks to Senku's brain, he also had to fury Robin who I had never seen before, showering his body with explosive arrows repeatedly mercilessly. At least, I can hear the sound of how the *****dead with the bursting of Robin's arrow.
That, feels very satisfying, knows........
“Death, subordinate god bastard !!” exclaim Robin.
The last big explosion was heard in my ear. There was the sound of the wall being destroyed as well, along with the cry of the ***** that seemed to fall into the depths. I can say, that's how the second Archon died at the hands of the creature they call mortal. Rasain tuh, motherfucker.......
Robin observes how the ****** it fell down for a few hours, then takes her time to throw away her saliva as a final insult before finally approaching me. I had lost consciousness for a few seconds before, but I forced myself to stay sober for as long as possible. And because of that, I finally felt something 'rise' from inside my body. Not under my skin, or between my organs. 'That', being in my 'soul.........
“Eva, you gapapa !!? Sneaking something !!?”
“There are......... Lives......... On my body.....”.
“Cih, dammit....”.
Robin walked with me in both hands and my vision began to fade. The blood coming out of my body blackened, and my whole body felt like it had lost its heat. It is possible that I will die soon, as this is the most serious injury I have ever suffered while with people from SCR to date. But at least, I could see Robin once, and for all time.
That's all, that's enough for me.........
Through everything I've ever experienced with those damn anomalies, I was wondering if they went berserk about being held captive by people like Robin and the others.
I had time to think, whether with something that only humans have, the other creatures referred to as anomalies could be more peaceful creatures than the previous ones.
I was wondering because there were some of them who could help others.
A question, can we live side by side with all of them ?
Meeting Hanz, as if giving me a wish that the question could finally be answered.
Indeed, it was ultimately missed in this damn palace.
And the answer is..........
No. gabe.