Anomalies

The Two of Hypocrisy

While the others were fighting the Null, this guy was in the toilet and washing his gun. He deserves to be hated. Forget it, I'm really peeing right now. I walked through it quickly, and our eyes had a chance to see each other. His blue eyes looked like they were made of real glass. Beautiful, but annoying, there are always people like that.

I quickly opened the door of one of the toilets, and I finally felt a moment of relief for a few moments. I gotta hurry. I can't let Libya wait long out there. When I was done, I came out of the bathroom, and I seemed to have forgotten something. I haven't doused it yet !! Aarrgh, this is really embarrassing. Let alone that blue-fucking hair glancing at me at this moment ! Forgetit. There is no way anyone would go to the toilet during an outbreak like this, except for that blue hair and me now. Let's just say what didn't happen.

Confidently, I walked towards the sink that was right on the left side of the blue hair. Most likely he was indeed that agent called Nova. I feel disturbed at this time. Just keep lyrics, damn it.

“Eva Rosenthal, huh ?” muttered.

“Nova. Looks like that's your name, isn't it?”

Good though. No need for more introductions. My guess was correct, he nodded as I said his name. That means it's true, if this damn thing next to me is Nova.

“Or maybe I should call you with SCR 230 ?”

“Huh ?”

I turned towards him slowly with a sharp look. What kind of shit is he talking about ?

“Of course, you will never be aware.”

This guy has dementia ? Seems like.

“What do you know about me ? Nothing, right ? I've even just met you at this time.”

“Unfortunately, I know all about you, stupid Eva. Your past, your brother named Ivan, even until your relationship with Rigel the SCR.” Nova said as she turned her back to me.

“Did you just call me stupid!?” ask me with a tone full of anger. I walked up to him, but was stopped instantly when Nova turned around quickly and had already pointed her gun at me. He looks even more trained than the other agents.

“This has been my mission to prevent that mad Shan from getting to you, Eva.”

“Shan ? Too bad I never knew that guy. Besides, what does this have to do with me, you idiot ? Neither do you, want to keep me away from that person who looks so crazy.”

“That means I have to kill you, stupid.”

“There's no other way, huh ? Oh, of course, your brain must be filled with clouds because you're the one who never thinks, don't you?” I said with a satirical tone and a sarcastic smile. He really looked mentally disturbed because of my words. Heh, I can do this every day, even every second.

Nova and I looked at each other with sharp eyes. It's been decided, it's going to be an epic fight.

“There's one more thing I want to tell you.”

“.....”

“Fuck you, Nova.”

With a lightning-fast motion, I pulled the gun out of my head, and a second later he pulled the trigger and shot at the floor. He could have shot me in the head just now. But I don't know, he looks like a fool with that gun.

“Your reflex is very slow, huh ?”

“I just let it all go, as you want, stupid.”

I just saw the crap in his words. Forget it, I should attack as often as possible. I intended to elbow his head with my right hand, but he managed to fend it off. He seems to let that happen. Sucks, how dare he underestimate me.

“Taste this, motherfucker !!”

Still with my right hand, I pushed the tank, and managed to lock its head. You think I'm an amateur fighter ? Of course not ! Even though I'm skinny as a shy guy, but I've smack it down to thousands of people many times, you know. At least I've understood the basics of doing this. I managed to get Nova to fall to the floor by tripping her right leg. For God's sake, a professional like him shouldn't fall lying on the floor so easily like this.

“Where have you been training all this time, stupid !?”

Nova is now in my control. He can't do anything but take my hard punches in a row. It's been very good for me, at least before he finally fired a bullet from his gun at me. I managed to avoid the first shot, as well as the second shot. I told you, he wouldn't be able to do anything in a position like this.

“Be quiet, stupid !!”

I quickly held both of her hands holding her gun, then again elbowed her face firmly. My elbow made him bleed out of his mouth. I kept holding him with my elbow. This fight is over, maybe ?

“Do not stop... Back then, fucker.”

A sword blade suddenly scratched my left rib. Shit, I forgot that he's a special agent ! Nova overthrew me with all her might, and now my situation is turned upside down. Nova was on top of me now, and he thrust his blue energy sword towards me many times. I continued to avoid it as much as possible by moving my head to the right and left. I need to stop the attack right now.

“Taste of this, ****** !”

My punch landed on his face. Not only that, I also managed to get rid of him from me by pulling his hair and then throwing it to the right. I got up quickly too.

“We play wrestling, huh ?”

“Fuck you.”

I aimed the punch once more at Nova, but he stumbled on my left leg and made me almost fall, then Nova got up quickly. Nova continued his attack again, but my punch had already landed first on his stomach. Nova groaned in pain and briefly walked back a few steps. I continued my attack again.

The fight went on very fiercely. Until I finally ended up in a giggling.

“You gave up ? This is your last chance.”

“Shut up. I still haven't lost here, ***** !”

The only way to break free from this kind of situation is to use my strength. I stomped my right foot, and instantly a powerful burst of wind blew Nova backwards. It seems like I should start to get used to using this power as often as possible.

“Look, finally the SCR came out too.” muttered Nova who just landed on the floor sharply. Cih, this guy sucks.

“Alright, round two. This time you'll be battered, Eva.”

“Really ? I don't think that's going to happen.”

Nova snorted in annoyance, and a few moments later he arrived just near me and was preparing to thrust his energy sword. Can he teleport ? What the fuck is that ? I quickly locked his right hand back while he was still in the air, then stared at him sharply.

“You don't think you're an anomaly either, Nova !?”

“Hmph, this is really 100% pure thanks to technology, stupid.”

Nova moved behind me for a moment, then launched an attack. I managed to dodge his attack, and a fierce fight ensued. I continued to pull the gun from his gun, and after a few brutal blows, Nova managed to make me stop instantly by pointing the gun at my head once again. I'm just surprised. That gun won't be a threat to me anymore.

“Your eggs are up, tahu.”

His gun began to emit a bright blue light around him, and suddenly an energy sword blade appeared and almost pierced my face. Fortunately my reflexes were very fast, as fast as a creature called Alan. I only received a small scratch, and it made me angry. Bastard, my white man hasn't been rude in years, you know !

“That hurts, ****** !!”

I pulled out my flamethrower, then hit her stomach using the flamethrower. It's time to burn this man to dust. After Nova retreated a few steps back, I pointed my flamethrower at him and started burning everything inside this toilet. It's wild, like Larry. Even when I'm crazy, Nova still dodges my attacks easily. So I see, it turns out this guy is hard to provoke, huh ? Then, I just need to go crazy more. AHAHAHAHA, he looks like a useless little rat stuck in a rat trap ! Look, he can only run, keep running until there's nowhere else he can go because everything's been burned by fire ! This weapon is really FUN !!

“Aakh !”

Damn, since when has he been behind me !? I need to burn it right now ! If not, I can kick it again.

Braaakk !

And it all happened. I was hit by a swirling kick by this fucking guy until it crashed through the door of one of the toilets. I should have avoided it better than to strike back. Bah, forget it ! It's all over. This time he did win a landslide, but next, this won't happen again !

“I've guessed. You should be killed as soon as possible. Before the craze like that.” said Nova while pointing his gun that he had filled back at me.

“Sweetie, it's not time for me to die yet, stupid.”

“Nova !!” shouted someone from the outside while followed by a shot that almost hit Nova's head. That voice is Libya, I know it very well. Hehe, I am still very lucky, even to this day. Libya is the best person I have ever met.

“Damn it, I never expected there was an admin at a time like. You're pregnant, but you're still willing to break through a fire like this. What happened, Libya admin ? This anomaly washes your brain?”

“Eva never did that, motherfucker !!”

Omahaadd, I finally heard Libya swearing ! This is the first time I've heard Aunt Libya speak so loudly. Truly a rare moment !

“Forget it. Things like this will not happen in the next.” said Nova while disappearing somewhere. Even though I didn't really burn it, it turned to dust at the end of time. Now what is in front of me is not Nova, but Libya.... With his scary face. Well, it looks like I'm going to get lectured again by him.

“What mess did you make this time, Eva ?”

“Uh, sorry keun. Hehe.”

I can only smile awkwardly. That's how I am at the moment.

“Urrgh !”

“Eh you are still contracting until now, Libya !?”

“My contraction became worse because of you, you know.” replied Libya while enduring the pain in his stomach.

“Ah.... Again sorry.”

...****************...

Moments later, I rested Libya in a safe place. Now he is in a staff room, while I, still around the hallway this unclear. I got a bad feeling about another shitty meeting. Ozma ? Suzaku ? Must be one of them. The adventure across this aisle won't be long, so I'll have to do it quickly, or Libya will be in danger without my guard.

As usual, I walked through this passageway filled with silence, loneliness, misery, and also boredom. Always feeling miserable when bored, that's my biggest weakness. By the way, the entire hallway that I had passed before was filled with red light due to the alarm of danger, except for one, the hallway in front of me. ‘Sigh’ is really strange, but I will still go there. Because I (would) always live like Larry.

Finally, after doing some pretty exhausting steps (actually not), I reached the hallway with that bright white light, as bright as divine light. And sure enough, my bad feeling really happened. I met someone who sucks, which is Suzaku. And now he is facing forward with me with his gaze full of surprise, just like me too. Looks like, didn't 9 chapters ago I want to grab her shitty red hair ? Maybe I'll do it now.

“So, what are you doing here, mbak Eva ?”

“I have the same question as you. What are you doing here, red boy ?”

“Road way, as usual.”

“Sucks. But do we have the same thoughts ? You see I'm also on the road now.”

Incredibly, this boy just said ‘Jalan jalan’ without the slightest guilt. Pake ‘as usual’ again.

“Cih, the similarity makes me get a fever, know ?”

“Heh, and I was also irritated by that, son of a bitch.”

Wait, do I and this red boy really have a common mindset ? Sucks.

“Sigh, I have one more question for you. As an agent, can you really walk this free way ?”

“Gw is not just a street doang, Eva is stupid. I also killed some people, you know.”

“Kill.... Some people ? Aren't you all agents to protect others !? Basic hypocrite !!” I cried while pulling his red hair. Finally, I did this too.

“Aarrrgh ! Anyway, I never said I want to protect a laen, son of a bitch !!” muttering Suzaku while pulling my hair as well. Plowing back ? How dare this boy.

“Pantes aja you hated se this foundation, stupid !!” I continued while hitting her head with my head. Suzaku groaned in pain and was made to retreat backwards for a moment. Heh, my head is really hard, you know. As hard as Tanjiro's. Now, he looks at me full of hatred. It's a shitty kid. Never know where it is wrong.

“That was sick, motherfucker !!”

Oh no, he started to develop that pair of red wings. A while later, he darted towards me and pushed me continuously, making me fly along with him for quite some time. Never thought that finally humans can really fly using the wings. Perhaps, this person was the first person in history to fly using a pair of wings. Do I have to be amazed by his record ? Seems not.

Suzaku pushed me to finally hit the iron wall. All right, that really hurts. Whatever this person did seemed to be able to ignite emotions easily, huh !? She, so annoying !

“Aakh ! Nice punch, bastard !”

Suzaku clenched her hands, and then, a small sharp thorn spiked out of her fist. He hit me hard, but I avoided him at the right time. A couple of punches happened while I was still cornered near this goddamn iron wall, making the adrenaline rise drastically instantly.

Still in a state of thrilling combat, I was forced to hold back his left hand as something unsightly passed through both of my eyes. I was made to stop attacking because I saw the goddamn creature passing just a few meters behind Suzaku, and was now looking towards us both. Well, Suzaku was still unaware of his presence indeed.

“Why stop, motherfucker !? I'm happy, huh !?”

“See behind you, stupid boy !!”

Suzaku immediately stopped the punch of her right hand that almost hit my face, then looked back as I shouted. If only there had been no anomaly, this fellow would have been easy to trick. So naive of him.

His eyes instantly widened when he saw an anomaly already standing several meters behind him. It turned out that a person like him could be scared as well, even fearing him as badly as I was. Not only is it annoying, but it is also sad.

Null, this fucking nigger always shows up at the right time. Herman is so, anyway.