Anomalies

SCR 6000: World Editor

A bright light illuminated my eyelids. Since when was the underground chamber this bright ? Is there a lampshader there too ??

“Oh, finally. You wake up too.”

I opened my eyes, and there, right in front of my fucking face, was a man with a face I knew all too well watching me. His face was pretty too, hehe. As soon as the man found out I had opened my eyes, he looked back, it seemed like there was someone else there.

“Oi, Robin !! Your girlfriend is awake, it's !!” call a man to someone.

This guy knows who Robin is ?? And he called me his girlfriend !? Who is this, bastard !!? Ask to kick the seeds.

“Basic editor bastard. Move aside lu.” replied someone from the back of the person called 'editor' that. I don't know what that means either.

That was really Robin's voice. The man then immediately stepped out from before me after Robin answered him. Finally, after all this time I parted with Robin, I could see her face back with my own eyes. It was such a relief when I found out Robin was okay during this breakup.

“You seem to be depressed, Eva.”

“Oi, this bastard who is ??” ask me while pointing to that 'editor.

“Backed !!?”

He looked like he was in a deep shock, and would never recover forever from that mental illness. I then stood up, after a long time sitting on the floor to the point that my butt hurt. Robin and I stared at each other for a while. My cheeks were flushed, and that 'editor' bastard, was in the middle of us with his flat face.

“Robin, can you kill this bastard ??”

“What !!?” exclaim the 'editor' with a loud voice right in my fucking left ear.

Robin turned to the 'editor', let out a sigh of regret and then kept him away from me a few steps. Robin patted the 'editor's' shoulder, and then whispered something of some kind of wise word to him. This is what he said :

Quiet, motherfucker.......

Yup, really wise, isn't it ? The life spirit of the 'editor' was instantly destroyed, it could be seen from him who immediately limped right after he heard Robin's words. I want to grieve for him, but it doesn't seem necessary either, does it ?

“By the way, Robin. Napa you called him 'editor' ?”

Robin looked back at me. That face, I could tell that the expression changed instantly when I asked him. What an incredible change.

“Yeah, because he is indeed the 'editor'. The world editor to be precise. She's it........ Anomaly.” replied Robin casually.

“....”

“Hah !!?”

I immediately turned to the bastard who called himself the editor of that world, looking at him in great disbelief. Me, just seen-liatin same anomaly !!?

“Death to the devil !!”

“Aww, what the f*ck !!!?”

A slap instantly landed on his right cheek instantly. Actually, it was my own hand that slapped him. After that, I clasped into Robin's hand.

“Why should I be slapped, ****** !!?”

“Soal lu anomaly, son of a bitch !!”

Another slap landed on his right cheek again. This time it was much louder, even to the point that the editor spit his saliva into the wall. Robin just stared at him with a sliver, while I clenched tightly with Robin's left hand. From the name alone, I already knew that this bastard was an Avenger-level threat.

“Damn it, napa you slap gw twice, son of a bitch !!?”

“Soal lu satan, jerk !! DIE, DIE, DIE !!!”

Robin immediately restrained my shoulders because I was out of control. If only there wasn't Robin here, this one bastard would have disappeared from the face of the earth because of my successive slaps. Hey, you can't blame me for being a rude person, because that's just my survival instinct.

“Eva, it was actually him who saved you from that nightmare, you know.”

I turned to Robin and looked at her. All he said just now, was definitely just a joke, right ??

“Uh, yeah !! You should thank me, motherfucker !!” said the 'editor' with great pride.

Without further ado, I directly pointed my middle finger at him. Keep dreaming, devil 'editor' damn it !!

“Oi, you two. Why don't we continue our journey only ??”

“Wouldn't if there was him, motherfucker !!” I shouted at Robin, hiding behind her.

Robin sighed, staring at the 'editor' in front of him. Seen, he was already very exhausted with all this stupidity. It seems so.

“Good, 6000. You already know what you have to sacrifice, don't you??”

“Huh ? What sacrifice ??”

...****************...

Robin and I walked side by side through the SCR hallways as usual. The scenery around is completely different from the so-called Mekhane fucking house, so much the difference. Meanwhile, the bastard 'editor' walked behind us both, muttering something that I don't know what it really is. Only, only one was certain, which was that he was upset at the moment.

“Oh, by the way, you can call me by the name of Hanz........ Miss, mistress, ****** ?? I don't know what your name is.”

I pointed my middle finger back, soaring high up in the air. It was certain that he could see that sign of peace very clearly, it was impossible not.

“Oh yes, or maybe I can call you with f*cker.”

This scoundrel....... Is in the dictionary of his life that there is no understanding to be silent ?? I stopped stepping for a moment, looking at him with a sharp sword-like gaze. Robin also seems to stop because he is upset with this one bastard.

“As long as there is a mouth, this bastard will never stop talking, Eva. Forget it.” Robin whispered to me.

“(Sigh) It looks like that.”

“Oh, I can also make another mouth if you want, know.”

“Kalo so, I'll sew your other mouth, son of a bitch !!”

Talking to this humanoid creature alone has made my breath gasp. Incredible, actually who is the one who menggahirin weight of the world like him ??

I turned my back on the 'editor', then walked back in with Robin again. He followed us both from behind.

“Omong-by the way, why here it feels so quiet and ??” I asked after looking around this hallway.

“This place is in total chaos. Recitativo in the momento has been created, thanks to a chainsaw-carrying maniac who ran around here and there in this place.”

“Hah ? Rishis...... Restit....... Retribution ?? What is it ??”

Hanz instantly interrupted, making my heart almost dislodged for a while.

“It was a ruined time. In short, we are caught between the past, the present, but also in the present. Everything just disappeared, I don't know where they lost it.”

“Oh, you pinter also turned out.”

“Yeah, you can praise me even more, know.”

“And I'm not kidding, motherfucker !!”

Hanz was silent for a moment, then sighed to return to his serious topic. You bastard, why would a person like him exist in this world ?

“Kalo so, why am I the only one who is saved from there ? What about my friends ?”

“Which friends are you, son of a bitch ??” hanz asked while narrowing his eyes.

“Oh, I haven't told you guys yet. Forgot.”

Me, Robin, and Hanz are still walking through these very empty alleys, so flat with nothing special at all. The automatic doors that should be on every border between the hallways and each other, already look like a rare species to me. From what Hanz said, I'm at the moment........ I don't know where ?? Forget it, I also no longer care about what is really going on in this world.

“Shortly, how do we get out of 'either what is this place' ?”

“It is easy to understand, but it will be difficult to do. We have to kick that maniac's ass.” replied Robin.

“Hah ??”

“She's a little off the mark, but at the very least, she's got the point.” Hanz continued.

For a long time, these two people could make me go crazy. The three of us still continued to walk straight through the hallways that felt like there was no end to it. Really, this is bosenin, you know. There are no turns, no uphill or downhill roads, or even roads that are closed by something. And during that boring fucking trip, I spent my time talking to Robin and Hanz. All that chat time I spent, it felt like a mental torture for me.

In essence, this is the Recitativo event, an anomalous event that occurs because there is someone bastard who is playing around with space and time using their power. There were two situations that happened during this event, and both of them were equally bad in my opinion. The first situation is that we as humans are not trapped in space-time. All the events that happen outside of Recitativo's space-time will continue to happen over and over again, so there's no such thing as dying out there. Just imagine, there is a person who was tortured deliberately outside the hallway at that time, then he will continue to be tortured like a camera recording that was replayed many times, it just happened in real life.

Meanwhile, the second situation is trapped in the space of Recitativo, as I, Robin, and Hanz are experiencing at this time. In accordance with what I've always seen while inside here, there's nothing at all. There is no such thing as a way out, or a way in. It was just that within this space of time, people trapped within it could find a time gap based on their nothingness. That time gap will then direct the hockey guy to the mastermind behind all this mess, and that's what we're hoping to see in our eyes right now. Maybe, the gap of time or whatever it is has passed far back there.

“Robin, I could have fainted from exhaustion if this continues, know.”

“Hey, I'd love to carry you, if you want.” said the fucking Hanz.

“Can't be !! Impure, unclean !!”

“....... Uh, okay.”

Hanz was instantly silent in that instant. Finally, a momentary silence that gave me a chance to breathe a sigh of relief. I waited for Robin's caring answer for a while, but what I got was a lot different than what I wanted. As I glanced at him, Robin squinted both eyes, before finally rushing towards the front for some reason. What I saw in front of there was only a wall, like all the others.

“Hanz, looks like I found something !!” robin said in a somewhat hasty voice.

“What ? You found that the wall is made of walls???”

“Dumb basis, that's the time gap, know !!” robin cried even harder because he had run out of patience. It seemed like he was also bored of being trapped in this place.

“Hah ?? Gap !? Where is it, anjink !!?”

Robin immediately pulled my hand, walked slightly past an automatic door frame, then stopped in front of a wall that seemed to emit a slightly dim blue light. Also great Robin, can know that this wall is the gap of time. Don't-don't, this leads back to Mekhane's house ?

“Oi, world load !! You should be able to check this out right?”

“I've never been a burden, motherfucker.” Hanz lamented to Robin.

I always wondered about what really made this bastard one to be called the editor of the world, until in the end, I saw his power with my own eyes. Hanz approached the blue glowing wall lazily, looking very unattractive to me, at first. But all my disinterest eventually disappeared, after Hanz then sighed and put his left hand on the blue glowing wall. I don't know what really happened, but Hanz's entire body later also so it let out a blue light. Hanz shone brightly like a divine light before my eyes at once, and all my sins seemed to have been baptized by his holiness.

“Robin, what the hell is this divine light !!?”

“SCR 6000, he can change anything in this world according to his wishes. It is amazingly strong, but still he is often overwhelmed when fighting.”

“Oi, who said kayak so, motherfucker !?” hanz suddenly asked, still in his divine light form.

“Lifting you focus only on your divine light, or you will actually be considered a burden on the world after this.” said Robin with a tone that seemed very mocking.

These two guys have a relationship of friends but enemies, huh ? Unique tones are also visible.

A few moments have passed, and in the end, which was originally just a glowing wall, has now been turned into a portal to another world, still looks like part of the house of Mekhane in my opinion.

“I must admit, your instincts are great too, man.”

“Heh, you can praise me even more, the son of an outcast god.” replied Robin with a small grin in her mouth.

The two of them then immediately looked at each other, like a sign that these two people would be fighting soon. Crazy, Robin in her circus mode is really terrible !!

“(Sigh) So, what are we looking for here ? The maniac chainsaw ? Eva's friends ? Or exit ??” hanz asked as he turned his gaze towards the otherworldly portal he had just created.

“We'll find everything, stupid. Pake nanya.” replied Robin.

Damn, it looks like this is going to be my longest adventure in the other world. It sounded so horrible, to the point that I swallowed my own saliva unconsciously. Seeing that, Robin offered me her left hand to hold it tightly, just as I usually would if I was scared.

“We can do this together, Eva.” Robin said.

There are two men with me at the moment. Robin, whose archery skill was great, and then there was Hanz. The bastard anomaly that could change anything to his own liking. Doesn't that mean, their strength is compared very far !!?

“.......”

I'm sorry, Robin, but I have to choose Hanz if the situation is as dire as this !! I hid behind Hanz, holding onto both shoulders as I moved away from Robin's left hand which stretched down slightly, waiting for me to hug him. Hanz grinned back at Robin instantly.

“Sometimes, I call myself an absolute winner. Pffft !!”

“Silent, potter.”

“I'm not a potter.” Hanz replied.

Is it for Robin, this is a karmic instant for him ??