Anomalies

Rabbit Running

“Evaaaaa !!”

“Shut up, damn !!”

I finally found another wooden table as my place to lean on and rest for a while. Crazy, there's a lot of 'me' outside the Archon***** that, and they're all relentlessly chasing me !! From the right and left sides, the other two 'me' emerged from behind the wall, shouting my name with their long strange voice before then falling kissing the ground again like 'me' the others I met while running out of this place.

“Ouch !! Wound on my stomach.....”.

It was a great sight to see a medium-sized hole in his own stomach filled with red blood had its own as well. No, it was just so horrible, stupid. Looking at the other 'me' state of the body at the moment, it made me truly remember the one called death. There's no way I'm gonna be one of them, is there ?

“Cih, dammit....... I still want to eat burgers, know !!”

After resting by leaning against the wooden table for only a few seconds, I immediately continued my journey back by running as fast as I could. Still, it can't be said as fast in my opinion. While running, I held onto my stomach which never stopped to bleed from inside.

Damn it, I need a bandage right now....... Now too !!

“Eva !!”

“Backed !!”

I retreated instantly, as the face of someone who resembled my face appeared out of nowhere calling my name. That one just now...... Kinda different. When the other 'me' called out my name in a desperate voice, that damn face called out to me excitedly. 'This 'Black hole' in my stomach, really made my mind go awry like it was.

“Ugh...... Damn it....”.

To hell with the key, I'd rather go find whatever it is I can use to stop this bleeding. Again, my vision began to blur, indicating that I should have fainted earlier. It was only a matter of time, before I actually fainted in this dungeon complex.

“Evaaaaa !!!”

“Diem lu, bastard !!”

Unknowingly, I immediately turned back and stepped on the head of the other 'me' that was crawling under me. I just missed that time, unintentionally.

“Uhh....... I don't need to ask 'you're okay', do I??”

His head was completely crushed, crushed until a reddish-colored lump remained. Even after seeing that, whether these other 'me-me's' could see or not, they still crawled closer to me. Oh yes, my right foot that I used to step on his poor 'me' head must also feel a kind of lump tucked into my shoe. For a while, I wouldn't take it even if it felt ridiculous. For a while.......

“Oi, you bastards........ I go first, ciao !!”

It does look like a fool to wave my hand to them, but they are the real me. With a flickering step, I immediately ran away leaving them. Moments later, I crossed a torch placed on the surface of the rocky wall, along with other torch companions located every few meters ahead. Without thinking any longer, I immediately took the torch from its place. It's good to be careful if there's another strange dark place in front later, I can also use for wounds if only, there's a part of my hand that was cut. Not in the shadows what it's like to be sifted.

Clipped........ My chin is cut !!

And it feels so much fun !!!

“That's who, woi !!?”

I light up around this hallway. Not a single 'Eva' was visible. Whose voice is that, Anjink ? So horrified. After looking into the corners of the room, still I did not find the existence of a madman who said that out loud. A madman has disappeared from the lane at this time. I then proceeded to run as fast as I could again, only to encounter a black iron door on my right that suddenly opened on its own. The startled me quickly took a step back several times, then illuminated the hidden room with a new torch in my hand.

“There's a goddamn creature here.....”.

After a while no other strange things disturbed my torch, I then started peering into the room slowly. The inside looks like a medieval toilet in my opinion, I remember the history lessons of college. I began to go inside, and with my own eyes I finally saw places where humans would normally throw some brown objects into them. Suddenly, a hand came up from my left, slamming me to the floor like a John Cena. I quickly threatened him with the flame of my torch, and behold, the jerk turned out to be another 'me' as well, but with a face that still looked normal like a human in general.

“Severe injuries, should be treated immediately.”

“And you just made it worse, stupid-, Arrrgh !!!”

“.........”

“Shut up here, I'm looking for help.”

“FYI aja, but I'm more mending to come with you than stay here alone, damn-Arrrgh !!!”

'The 'me' then stopped walking and turned towards me. When I saw him back, he was trying to calm me down by showing me how to take a deep breath. It was a lesson that seemed useless to me, but still I followed his teachings. Stupid me.

“Yeah, thanks for that caring look of yours........ Cepetan go there !!”

Like a loyal dog, he quickly walked to the right side of this toilet and disappeared into the pile of items as well as the wooden wall in front of it. Amazing, now I'm alone in this toilet.

Blood worthy of the Gods !! Blood worthy of the Gods !!

Suddenly the sound was heard from inside this medieval toilet. This is really not a joke, how could those people be inside here all of a sudden ??

The blood that is worthy of

I remember who I am !! I am a rabbit !! No, I am a dog !!

Silence !!

I see the blue sky !! I want to jump on the green grassy ground, and fall into a deep abyss full of despair !!

Then fall down !! I just need d-d-d-blood !!!

Suddenly I found a face - no, a head, which was advancing forward beside my left - wanting to devour something. Fortunately, I immediately tilted my head at that time. I slowly glanced at the disgusting creature beside me. Take it easy, he likely did not even know if there was a person's head in front of him at that time. From head to neck, what is seen is this abomination creature using the skin of others sewn to resemble a cloak to cover the head up to his neck. His posture was severely bent, and his giant stone-like head seemed to always be leaning forward. I no longer need to explain how big the muscles in his body are. It must be enough to step on someone until only his body fluids are left. At least, a creature like him still knows that a bastard like him must wear a body cover while walking and adventuring.

“And I'd like to think that you are 'many people'......” I muttered in a very slow voice, almost can't be heard at all.

Can we get out of this place ? I'm going to go outside looking

Shut up, disgusting bastard !! Blood is everything !!

This creature seems to be a mixture of many people who combine into one, in the worst way. The creature, or so-called cursed people, then began to walk backwards. Looks like 'they' think there's nothing here. At that moment, that 'me' came back, carrying something so useful that I was willing to slap the contents of his empty head. I scolded him with sign language, but he still kept pointing a medium-sized round stone in his hand without paying any attention to me at all. Is that what he meant as 'help' ? A fucking rock !?

“Hey, catch this !!”

“What steps, damn !!?” I still speak sign language.

Turns out, he wasn't talking to me, but it was an abomination he was talking to. I was made grateful to still have a brain that is not as sleek as its own.

The stone was thrown, then hit the big right hand had the creature. Thanks to him, the creature was now facing directly towards him.

“Basic....”.

Bunny !! There's a rabbit in there !!

Bunny !!!

'The other stupid 'I' started to get scared, as the creature quickly ran towards him while jumping up and down like a rabbit. So, who's the rabbit here ?

“DUMB bases !!”

The creature's hands pressed its face directly against the wall, leaving only a splash of blood and its lower body there. Wait, did I just yell at his stupidity ? In my own voice ?

There are two rabbits here........

Two rabbits !!

Yeah, two rabbits........ Today we harvest rabbit meat !!!

Rabbit meat !!

“Oh ****....”.

The creature now turned towards me, then let out its completely deafening roar before finally running while jumping towards me. In a panic, I tried to stand up as quickly as possible and immediately avoided his rabbit-like run, but it was still a plan. And so it was too late before I could turn the whole plan into reality.

“Arrrggh !! Aww...... Damn, wound....... !!”

As expected, I was thrown by the creature so far away that my head hit a long wooden platform that should have been a place where intelligent medievalists sat on it. When I saw the wound on my stomach again, it was getting bigger, not to mention added by the damn creature who was still continuing his attack, running again towards me. Now, I can no longer escape, nor do I have any hope of remaining alive. A loud explosive sound was heard in my ear, and it should have been me. I don't know, maybe nature still wants me to live longer in this fucking world along with the other fucking creatures.

“........ What the.......... ??”

The fact that I'm still doing well right now, surprised me a lot. When I turned to my right, there my eyes finally saw the meaning of true stupidity. The creature actually destroyed the toilet which was a few feet away from me. It's so flat the toilet. As if he had just hit something imaginative, the creature was now spinning in a place of confusion, scratching its head like a baby meatball with his index finger. What exactly am I looking at right now ?

Where is the rabbit ? I'm not harvesting anything.

Maybe it's behind the thick rice fields ? In the deep abyss ? Above the blue sky ?

Rabbits don't fly, fool !! Ugh !!

“Why are you here, damn !?” ask me to 'nya' while muttering and also very upset.

Rabbit ??

I looked back, and as I had guessed, the bastard now knew of my whereabouts again.

BLOOD !!!

“You little ****..... !!”

In short, I was playing a chase along with that bastard monster. His hand continued to swing right and left, destroying the entire viking toilet that was on both sides. After being almost caught many times by her, I finally reached the end of the toilet room, turning right because that was the only way there was, and managed to make the stupid creature hit his own head (again) by hitting the wall at the end of the room. Following the narrow and dark passage, I finally arrived in front of a black iron door, and unfortunately, the door could not open.

“Plis, open plis !!!”

Blood worthy of the Gods !! Blood worthy of the Gods !!

The creature finally came after me. Although I knew that this door could not be opened, I still tried to push it with my whole body. I say this, my whole body was instantly numb from doing so. At the very least, my efforts were not in vain. After slamming my left body into the iron door, it finally opened as well. Just jammed it turned out.

“Sial, you finally open also !!”

Blood ! Blood, blood, blood, blood !!

Without even looking back, I immediately rushed out of the room, and now I ended up in an area like an underground mining hallway. I turned to the left, and at that moment, 'they' the fucker came out too and then started a new second in this mining area with a devastating impact on the wall, made the lights that illuminated in this hallway turn off a few seconds later. After feeling a pain in the head for a while, they finally came up with a brilliant idea like it.

We can frame him ?

We can trap him.

“Oi, good dog, don't sell it, plis.....”.

Do that.

Do that !!

The creature finally did so, crashing into the same wall once again until the entire lamp in this hallway went out completely. I was able to talk to them........ Stupid figure of Eva Rosenthal.

“Your asses........ Arrrgh !!”

Yep, I was thrown again by 'them' for the second time. My body hit the ground, and this wound in the stomach is getting worse. In the darkness of this passageway, I could see nothing, that was for sure. I dragged my body to continue my escape from here, but it was too late. The damn thing had been around me for some time, raising my hands and body until I could finally float above the ground. His mouth was wide open, ready to swallow me at any moment.

“Other times, brush your teeth first if you want to eat people, child ******* !!!”

People say that adrenaline will flow in the body if someone is close to death, and that's what seems to be happening to me right now. Being pushed by the self-defense response 'fight or flight', or something like that, I accidentally kicked the ugly face of the creature so hard, that he just let me go from his grasp. It was very helpful, making me run away from him a few steps before the creature chased me back.

Don't run, little rabbit !!

Insolent, worthy of punishment !!

Cut his hands !! Destroy everything !! Destroy everything !!

“Try that if you already have new eyes, stupid !!”

After running away with my new 'friend' for a while, I then vaguely saw a block of wood leaning against the wall to my right. A favor from another god, it seems. Quickly, I immediately dropped the wooden block when it was nearby, while slightly moving to the left. It was the finish line, and they just crossed it.

Where is the rabbit !?

I don't know, we follow the enlightenment of the Gods only !!

Enlightenment of the Gods !!

“Good congratulations to our stupid friend on this one, guys.” muttered to myself, then observed my savior's wooden beam that had been cut into two for a while.

Engraved on its surface was something very........ It's amazingly entertaining.

Wear this to beat up someone's 'bird.

Very effective, it has been tried three times directly !!

“Oh, the real one....”.

Someone, whoever it is, has used this block of wood three times to beat up someone else's bird. Is that a legendary block of wood ?

Finished by reading the humor brought by the mysterious figure of the legendary woodblock user before, I then threw it on the ground near me, after that look to the right only to be slightly surprised by the appearance of a woman in a black jacket who thrust a key, many keys I mean, to me. Looking around again, he turned out to be just another normal, harmless 'me.

“Help. Get out of here, now.” he said, while giving back dozens of keys to me. It really is a key...... So much for someone.

“Oh, make the door that's upstairs there ? Uhh, definitely....... Thanks....... Tons.”

Not sure if he was really willing to give this many door locks to me just like that. Doesn't that mean he could be locked in a room, whatever it is, for giving me this much.

Hesitatingly, I grabbed the key for a while, but pulled my hand back, looking at it with complete uncertainty. A moment of silence lasted for a moment between us, before he finally forced me to take the dozens of keys, placing them on my chest while pushing me slightly back. I'll take that as a compulsion, like ?

“Oi, where are you going to end this ? One key might help, right?” ask him who is willing to walk away from me, while showing one of the keys randomly from the circle's keychain.

“Do not join, many dangers in prison.”

“Prison ? (Sigh) Whatever, thank you for being heard. Any damn prison I won't be taking again from now on...”.

I took a break with my multiverse variant, before finally remembering that I was still ungrateful for the key, with full confidence. I looked back again, and like a fool, said the same thing for the third time.

“Oi, thanks for making the key once........ Again.....”

My other variant has disappeared from its original place. I don't know when, or how fast.

“Waw, you guys actually turned into Flash time around the dark, huh ? GG.”

“Because so key oath.”

...****************...

“Fucking ladder, fucking underground area, fucking fanatics, fucking multiverse variant too. Everything's fucking down there, huh ?” my lament.

Finally, after all this time, after what felt like an eternal torment in hell to climb back up those 26 steps, I finally arrived at the goddamn door of the cause of all this goddamn terror. Quickly, I immediately plugged the random key into the hole in the iron door, turned it around several times, and finally found that the damn key was the wrong key.

“Uhuh ? You guys really like to torture the weak, huh ? Very good, damn.”

A trial-and-error phenomenon ended up happening dramatically on that doorstep, and after an indeterminate time, finally this goddamn iron door opened as well, just to tell me the other damn thing that's behind it. It was, another staircase, leading towards the divine light that was above it.

“(Sigh) Say aja if you like the name of the ladder of death.....”.

Because there's no other way around here, I'm forced to go through those damn stairs with a wound in my stomach that I haven't even dealt with. Time and those jerks in the neighborhood can really make someone amnesiac, huh ?

The stairs finally passed, and after opening a ceramic door in front of him, the view of the palace was finally visible to my two eyes, and the jerk I know is in the same room. From what it looks like, this new room is a dining room, and in the center is a long wooden table.

“Oi, you gapapa there ?”

“(Sigh) You gapapa too ? You see there is one blind man in front of me right now - Arrrgh !!”

The pain in my stomach returned, making me fall to my knees instantly onto the floor, also making Hanz immediately rush towards me in panic.

“You don't know what it's called, huh ?”

“To the man who almost died !!? Fuck also lu...... !!”

Hanz patted my left shoulder, then sat with me on the floor sighing in relief, whether to say anything to him. Why do I look like I'm going out with this son of a bitch now ?

“Just relax, we're safe here.”

“You mean just now, right ?”

There is no safe place in the SCR, the interviewer said at the beginning I arrived at this place.

And now, I'm starting to realize that what that guy said is true. No exception in this fucking palace.