Not a Widow

Farted

Keenan slept sideways in front of Syafira, he stroked the stomach of the wife who continued to feel nauseous. Keenan could not bear to see the look on Syafira's face that was very limp.

"Sssshhhhhh" Syafira hissed because Keenan's hand rub was so soft that it made him feel amused.

"Geli Mas" said Syafira.

Keenan chuckled and then rubbed Syafira again but now his hand has crept up. The hand that was originally in the belly of Syafira has now moved to the top of Mount Syafira.

Keenan toyed with the tip of the mountain of Syafira, he twisted and twisted it with anxiety. The nausea and pain of Syafira disappeared because of Keenan.

"Not nausea?"

"Not Mas"

Keenan smiled meaningfully. "It seems you like Mas nenenin huh?"

"What the hell, ordinary"

Keenan revealed the clothes that Syafira was carrying up to his chest, the chest of Syafira covered with bras was visible. Keenan felt tempted by the scenery that was in front of him.

Keenan looked at Syafira asking permission to do so. Syafira smiled slightly then nodded. The smile from Syafira made Keenan excited. He immediately devoured the delicious food in front of him.

While Keenan accompanied Syafira in the room, all the members of Lavenzi who had finished eating were now lying in the living room. Everything's satiety. Even they fell asleep like a haystack because of so much.

Mahendra and Tio could only shake their heads at that. The two decide to let Keenan's friend.

"Tio, Vienna, Mela, we'd better go home instead of interrupting our young people's events"

"You're right; then let's go home"

Everyone decided to go home and leave the Keenan Apartment.

A few hours later, the sound of the alarm awakened Keenan's deep sleep. He turned off his alarm and glanced at the numbers.

"Still at 6? Uh just at 6pm?" Keenan jumped out of his sleep, causing Syafira to wake up.

"Why Mas?"

"Mending we wake up yuk, run out of it directly pray magrib"

'It's not morning, is it?'

Keenan chuckled and opened the curtains of his room and showed a dark day. "It's already afternoon baby, let's take a shower first and be ready to pray'

"Yes Mas"

Keenan opened the door of his room, intending to take his towel outside. But the scenery in front of him made him unable to wince.

The living room he used to watch with his wife is now full of bodies that overlap each other. Who else if not Keenan's friend.

Reno wriggled from her sleep and opened her eyes. When he saw Keenan arrived, Reno shouted. "Setaaaaaaaaaaaa"

As Reno shouted everything woke up without exception; they gathered lives and looked towards Keenan as well.

Not only Reno who screamed everything even followed. Makes Keenan sigh upset. "Why are you yelling? Is my handsome face scary until you yell?"

Dito scolds innocent. "Yes anyways you ngagetin us anyway why arrived there"

"Gue wants to take a shower so I'm through here. I thought you guys had come home to know he's sleeping here"

"Gue nginep aja Nan, males I go home"

"Gue is also Nan"

"We also dong Nan, once nginep in lo apartment"

Keenan exhaled, "yes now I'm the same Syafira want to take a shower first. You guys quickly followed that abis we pray together"

"Lo can we go get some help?"

"Hm"

"Yes, thank you Na. I lup yu full deh'

Keenan then took his towel quickly and returned to his room. Keenan Apartment has three bathrooms. One in Keenan's room and two next to the kitchen.

Keenan opened the bathroom door and just walked in. He didn't care if his wife was inside. They both had taken a shower together.

Syafira who saw Keenan come into the bathroom a little bit away. Although they often bathe together but still Syafira feel embarrassed. Especially when Keenan shows his sturdy back and beautiful stomach.

"Why stay away? Here deketan. I want your nyabunin"

Syafira shook her head "I know Mas is just a mode doang end later playin me, right?"

Keenan laughed softly "You know what my habits are"

Syafira continued her show. He rubbed the soap all over his body without caring for Keenan who was watching him from earlier.

Feeling uneasy, Syafira rebukes Keenan. "What's seeing?"

"So much the same as her husband"

"Udah deh Mas, mengantingan a shower. Later magrib time is exhausted because we took a long bath"

"Yes the queen"

They finished their bath in just 20 minutes.

After that they all prayed together with Keenan who became his priest. They prayed in a small mushala in a not-so-wide apartment. As a result they clashed with each other.

Keenan began to read Alfatihah's letter in a slightly hardened voice.

بِسْمِ اللّٰهِ الرَّحْمٰنِ الرَّحِيْمِ - ١

bismillahir - ra - ra im

اَلْحَمْدُ لِلّٰهِ رَبِّ الْعٰلَمِيْنَۙ - ٢

al - Imamdu lillahi rabbil - 'alamin

الرَّحْمٰنِ الرَّحِيْمِۙ - ٣

مٰلِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّيْنِۗ - ٤

marliiki yaumid-din

اِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وَاِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِيْنُۗ - ٥

na'budu wa iyyaka nasta'in

اِهْدِنَا الصِّرَاطَ الْمُسْتَقِيْمَ ۙ - ٦

ihdinaz-riratal-mustaqim

صِرَاطَ الَّذِيْنَ اَنْعَمْتَ عَلَيْهِمْ ەۙ غَيْرِ الْمَغْضُوْبِ عَلَيْهِمْ وَلَا الضَّاۤلِّيْنَ ࣖ - ٧

rectalized an'amta 'alaihim gairil-magbi 'alaihim wawud la-allain

"Aamiiin" they said simultaneously.

When everyone was solemnly performing prayers arrived a voice that was so surprising.

"Tutttttt's brut"

The sound was also accompanied by a pungent smell. Reno, Dito and Kevan hold their breath because they are not strong with the smell.

The owner of the voice immediately canceled his prayer. He retreated silently and then went to take ablution again.

"Why release the fart" Farhan grumbled.

After taking Farhan's ablution immediately following the magrib prayer. Even though he had to miss a few rakaats.

"Assalamualaikum warahmatullah" Keenan turned to Kanan and followed his followers.

"Assalamualaikum warahmatullah" he continued to the left.

Everyone rubbed their hands against their faces and shook hands with each other. Syafira took Keenan's hand and kissed him solemnly. Keenan smiled and kissed Syafira's forehead and prayed.

رَبَّنَا هَبْ لَنَا مِنْ اَزْوَاجِنَا وَذُرِّيَّاتِنَا قُرَّةَ اَعْيُنٍ وَاجْعَلْنَا لِلْمُتَّقِيْنَ اِمَامًا

 ROBBANAA HABLANAA MIN AZWAAJINAA WA DZURRIYYAATINAA QURROTA A'YUNI WAJ - ALNAA LILMUTTAQIINA IMAAMA

Means :

O our Lord, grant us, our wives and our children and grandchildren, and make us priests for those who fear.

Syafira raised her face and smiled at her husband sincerely.

"Btw did you hear a strange sound? There was a smell again" said Reno as usual.

"Yes, the stench is rotten like a cat's tai. I almost sneezed because I smelled it." Kevan.

"Oh, you hear Nan? His voice was so loud" asked Dito

"That's a fart, right? Which one of you farts" Keenan said with his eyes narrowed.

Farhan pura did not know, he just sat quietly in a relaxed manner. Keenan's eyes were directed at him.

"Han, why are you quiet? Or don't don't don't do it. You're the one that farts?"

Everyone looked at Farhan with probing gazes. Makes Farhan feel like a criminal.

"Yes, it's me who farts. But I took ablution again and prayed again"

Syafira shook her head. "Pantesan aja smell like tai cat, it turns out it's fart lo Han"

"What the hell do you eat when the fart smells like that?'

"Yesterday I ate a plate of pete so maybe the smell of it came along with my fart" Farhan scratched his head with a hint of embarrassment.

"Bwuhahahaaaaa" everyone laughed when they heard that.

"Diem woyy, don't make me feel ashamed"

"Ah usually do not be ashamed why now have shame too" said Syafira.

"Bodo ah emang here I am the most hurt, you guys have the same me"

"King Drama" Keenan said.

Farhan just pursed his lips.

After performing the magrib prayer, they chatted and joked in the living room until 9. Keenan prepared a place to sleep for his friend. He even prepared blankets and pillows for them. Don't forget the fans so they don't overheat.

"Sleep well, don't let you guys go straight. Let alone oranges eat oranges."

"Lo don't want to join us Nan sleeping on this floor?"

Keenan chuckled "Gue would love to, but I can't sleep without me. So I'm gonna have my wife in the room. Don't you get jealous, huh? Nye"

"Basic horse warts"

Keenan returned to his room and found his wife reading a pregnancy book. Keenan went into his blanket and stuck his body into Syafira's body.

"Again read what hmm" said Keenan.

"Read a book"

Keenan took his book out of Syafira's hands slowly and placed it on his bedside nightstand.

"Night, bobo aja yuk"

"Yes already"

"Good nights"

"Night too"

Keenan turned off his lights and went to sleep hugging Syafira.