Life, matchmaking and patience
Ala Chef Rey's
Almost half an hour to get home and almost half an hour I had to endure hunger. It's not that you can't stop by one of the restaurants or roadside food stalls but it's all because of him. Right because my husband-to-be who heartlessly wants to cook a special meal for me. The ritual before the wedding cooks food made from his own hands.
"Srrrupppp.... Sis can you stop the car at the resto???" I said staring at the fast food restaurant from behind the window with unbearable saliva.
"Sister.why do you keep going. Hyaa...my chickens...come back....come back the chickens.." I whine. Rey just stared and smiled triumphantly.
"Sister... is there a meatball stall in front can you pull over??? Oh, my God, how delicious.... Sis... Brother why don't you stop too. You want me to starve to death??? Jeez, my strength is running out." I said annoyed that I could not scream and get angry again this time.
"Mong Mong. Cup cup don't be angry again yeah later you get hungry. Calm down and wait. Let's just say you're practicing self-control" she replied calmly. This is his plan for revenge. Ohhh.. Self-control exercises, really??? the timing is too right. Even when I couldn't make a revolt even to look at him there was no strength at all.
"Haha haaa.... How much longer do I have to be sis??? grukk.. kukukkkk. "manyu still with worms berdrumband ria in my stomach.
"Please, I promise your suffering this time will pay off with a delicious meal Made by chef Rey, okay. Wait, I won't let you down" he replied smiling confidently.
"Had driven the car properly, the intersection turned left of the house at the end" I said lethargic.
"Yes, I know"
"How did you know??? Didn't I never tell my grandmother's address and you haven't been there yet" I said in surprise.
"Are you sure I never went there??? Stupid jerk. You are indeed forgetful" he replied smiling as if there had been a memory that happened between me and him at the grandmother's house first.
"Heeehhh.." You're surprised.
"Don't honk no one's home. Mbok Darmi and aunty are out. Pip... open the fence!!!" prevent me from pressing a safety device connected to a sensor embedded in my car.
"Wait, stay in the car" he asked me, amazed this time what Rey would do.
BLAMM... The car door closed and Rey immediately ran to open the door of my car not even reluctant to carry me inside.
"Sister.you are crazy. I'm just a lappiness not being able to walk. Lower me!!!" I shouted really this time really astonished.
"Mr Princess shut up and obey" he replied unexpectedly Rey could do this.
"Sister, are you sure that you are now Reynan Gunanto???" I asked several times to raise an eyebrow really can't believe the change in his attitude.
"Why??? Do you like it??" the question was very calm sitting me on the dining table seat gently. I stared at him for a long time. Investigating if he's someone with an eye in disguise.
"Come Sherinn. Is it because you're hungry so hallucinating. ohhhh Gosh... Look. round your eyes. she is Rey's sister.." My mind is reassuring.
"Sit here. And look I'll show you my ability to fight in the kitchen" he said confidently.
"Review if it doesn't live up to my expectations. Then be prepared I'll beat you up" I threatened fiercely.
"OK beat myself up on the bed" whispered Kak Rey gently stroking the tip of my head.
"Sister you're a nudge, you son of a bitch" I'm upset.
TAKK'S...... Again Rey's brother touched my forehead.
"Ahhh... awww...why???" my protest.
"Speak more gently to your husband. What is your hobby of cursing???" soft door.
"Miss..."
"Hnn what sayank??" the whispering tan makes my hair goosebumps.
"Yes, I'll try if it's legal" I replied in a whisper.
"Are you bargaining with your husband???" whispered again.
"Of course"
"Can't. Offer rejected. From today speak softly, politely and there should be no more cursing" replied Rey to surprise me. Very firm and fierce. This is the true nature of the army.
"Aaahhhh. Sherin you tricked raw raw.... He used to pretend to be gentle and kind to conquer you but now you're in his grasp he he he he feels.... Sherin Sherin how unfortunate your fate is.." My inner self this time really cried.
"Aaahhhhhh.." lamented with a deadly stare. For a moment, I put my head on the dinner table.
"So not yet, laper can't do it anymore" I said listlessly.
"Let's wait 30 minutes" he replied casually.
"What.." I shouted loudly in reply to his murderous gaze.
"Aaaahhhh... All right I'll shut up" I said softly. Tonight's lessons from self-control include stomach and mouth.
"Sherin you lost... You've game over. Eat crackers in front of you. Wake off your frustration on him" I said annoyedly directly taking the jar filled with crackers.
KRAUKKIS... KRAUKKKIS... KRAUUKK... Sometimes I stare at him as if I could tear him apart with my mouth.
KRAUKKIS... THE KREZZZ... THE KREZZZ... My eyes seemed to be glaring at him full of anger.
"Are you mad at me??? The way you vent it is so unique. Starting tomorrow I'll put more crackers in the house. How's it???" her question returned to whisper softly in my ear. I looked sharply at him in exchange.
KRAZZZ KRAZZZ... KRAUKK....
"Ha ha ha you're really cute and funny" he sneered.
Deep down, what he said was right, not wrong. But all too suddenly. My personal character was formed over a dozen years. Will change in a matter of days. It is impossible and too naive.
KRAUKK KRAZZZ... KRAUKK... KRAUKK... KRAUKK.... KRAZZZ.... Intentionally eating crackers makes it rhythmic so as not to get bored.
KRAUKK... KRAUKK....
"Sherin be patient... Ahhh. See him cook??? stomach can you be patient.... God, this time I saw his heart. Will I die of poisoning??? Foolish with all that but why should my stomach thrash. I haven't eaten anything since morning. My hull was torn to shreds." I muttered occasionally looking at him in disbelief and looked at him lethargic, weak and unsure.
"Sayank....."
"Miss-un..."
"What do you want???"
"So are you really going to fight in my kitchen??? Watch out if you tear the whole kitchen apart" I threatened from the dining table. This time he smiled instead of looking at me sharply.
"I told you. Sit down quietly. If your crackers run out I can prepare them again he he he.... Wait This time I will serve you well Princess" she replied with a fluffy smile.
KRAZZZ....
Can't speak anymore. Can only look at him. Between annoyance and gasps at Rey's brother who was so gallant like a soldier walking towards the refrigerator. But a moment later it all turned cute and adorable when Rey wore an apron with a picture of Hello Kitty owned by mbok Darmi.
"Why are you laughing???" ask brother Rey is still hooking her hello Kitty apron strap.
"No ha ha ha ha... You're so funny brother ha ha ha.." I replied laughing loosely.
"really??? Do I look handsome" he asked with sparkling eyes.
"Very good-looking ha ha ha" I replied sure.
"Look sayank... I'm going to cut this potato and carrot with one slash" he said practicing his knife-holding skills. I smiled unsure of seeing it.
In the style of a professional chef he began to cut and concoct every material.
No no no... Sratt srattt.... The Sling Sling Slingg...
"Sayank, do you have a helmet??" her question made me widen my eyes.
"Helm??? Make what???" many wonder.
"Take a raincoat out of the skin" he asked, It was strange.
Immediately I went to the warehouse to get Adira's long-unused helmet and raincoat. After I clean enough I immediately give it to the chef so-then.
"It... Are you sure you can cook" I doubt.
"It's quiet. Sssuttt.... You better enjoy the hot chocolate I made. Drink up!!!" the door turns out Rey was really very attentive.
"thank you. This sruppp. Brother wants??" my many.
"You'd if you'd bribe him with a cup"." he replied really impolitely pointing to my lips.
"Sherin you're digging your own grave again" I said annoyed.
"Forget it. Don't tease me. Quickly cook it" I shouted annoyed myself.
"Okay, my daughter" he answered, wearing a helmet on his head.
"Does he want to race in the kitchen???" not until my brain thinks straight.
"Wait... Brother why are you wearing a helmet and raincoat in my kitchen??? Are you out of your mind???" I screamed in wonder.
"Herghhhh.... You cursed again" he said fiercely.
"Oopss..sorry.." I replied immediately shut my mouth.
"Helm and this raincoat to protect me from hot oil splashes. You know that cooking fish and chicken oil is competing to fly everywhere. And one more thing, I don't want my handsome face stained with hot oil. Do you understand sayank??" obviously it makes me not even sure I'm handing over my kitchen to him.
"He he he... My brother can cook for you. You better sit down okay." I said walking closer to him.
"Sit this command. If you don't obey, I'll punish you. Go back to your place!!!" the words that are spoken are getting more and more fierce. I don't want to go back to the dinner table. Staring at him while eating the crackers again to ease my emotions.
KRAUKK KRAZZ.....
ROASTING... STOOP.... PYARRRRR....
"Lost up.... Mbok Darmi forgive me.." I said, closing my eyes, not wanting to see the ridiculous war scene.
"Where's the salt??" ask brother Rey increasingly unsure of what he cooked.
"Fishery little blue jar corner" I stammered.
BRAKKKKKC... VUSHHH.... STOOP.... SRONG....
"Where's the micin???" tanyanya busy turning back the food somehow it was on the frying pan with a power rangers style costume today.
"Aa. I don't use micin kak but broth beside your left green jar. He he he... Brother are you sure about this??? What if I'm the only one cooking" I said a little afraid he'd blow up my kitchen.
"Be quiet. You want to go against my orders" he said staring cruelly. I just shook my head as I continued to observe him.
WOSHHHHHH SWOSSSHHHH. I thought Rey was intentionally impersonating a professional chef but failed.
"Sherin grab the extinguisher" he shouted startling me. Immediately I ran to fetch APAR.
"Turn off the stove!!!" yells annoyed. I sprayed the fire with APAR immediately.
"Hahhh..my heart.." I said sitting on the floor stroking my chest with trembling legs.
"Mong are you okay???" he asked her somehow her expression from behind the helmet after my kitchen almost exploded.
"I told you to let me do the cooking" I shouted furiously.
"Sayank. Be calm.... This time I'll be serious okay... You sit there and eat your crackers again. Let me help you stand up" he said without sin to help me stand still in his strange costume.
"Trust your prince okay. Look at your kitchen okay, right???" he said he could reason. Sharp scabby with deadly eyes.
Rey started to clean up the mess. From the dinner table I can see his heart, but when it comes to cooking I'm 99% sure he doesn't stand a chance.
"Eat the crackers sayank... Shortly after 10 minutes, wait for my daughter" he said he could still smile and tease me.
PRANGGG.....
"Opps was just a technical mistake ha ha ha ha.." apparently but it almost made my heart collapse.
TLABBB... SRENGGGS..... TAKK TAKK TIKK TAKKK TOKK TOKK SRANGGG....
"Did he deliberately play music with a frying pan, this god is beyond my madness. Mbok Darmi hurry home, otherwise our kitchen will not survive hyks hyks.." I muttered crying laughing.
WOSSHHH SRASHHH CESSSS..... PRANGGG....
"Sayank get me some water fast the fuel's charred" cried Rey's brother as I thought. He was just playing music.
"Diminish the fire, I'll take it for a second" I said languidly.
"It's.." I thrust out a big glass of mineral water and tried to see what Rey's sister was cooking.
"God an onion that was once white can magically turn black. Chili onions onions Bombay all turn jet black. Oh won't I get poisoned when I eat it???" my tears in my heart.
HANGGGG SUSHHHH...
"Pick up the chicken, the soy sauce, the broth and the salt" he kept busy cooking while giving directions that were arguably very strange and crazy.
"This, this, this, what else do you need, brother??" I still see how to cook.
"Wait usually how many spoons of salt are included??" tanyakanya.
"If the water is one teaspoon" I replied.
"Ohhh so yes. But because I'm kind and generous then I'll give you my chicken soy sauce as much as three tablespoons of salt okay" he said to make me round my eyes wide.
"Good God, I'm gonna have to eat this. High blood.... poisoning.... Is it worth my sacrifice???" my tears in my heart.
"Sister, you put too much soy sauce in" prevented me from nearly half a big bottle of free-falling soy sauce in the frying pan.
"According to the recipe the more soy sauce the sweeter. Won't we???" he said so sure and stupid.
"Hahhhhh hahhh hiks hyks... This cuisine is the most woooowww cuisine of his madness. I really don't want to eat it.... Anyone help me.." I screamed in a mad heart.
"Sayank look at the chicken soy sauce is ripe. It looks good" he said, not in accordance with reality. The hunger in my stomach just vanished. Even the worms that were once ria berdrumband at hiding somewhere.
"Ha ha ha.. It's so delicious it can even make people faint instantly ha ha ha ha" I muttered either sounding or not.
"Come here, you have to try it" said brother Rey immediately pulled my hand closer.
Mullarammm... Rey's sister accidentally took out a few pieces of meat with chopsticks and tried to bribe me.
"So I can take it myself." my dear. I really don't want to eat it. My stomach feels nauseous.
"Hem Hem. This cuisine is special to you, my daughter. Haaaaa.. come haaaaaa. How delicious???" he said very sure.
"He he he. very good. Really delicious. I'd rather be a sleeping princess than continue eating this. Mbokk when you guys come home" I muttered very slowly to concoct my own fake smile.
"If so, you have to spend it sayank." he said it really took me by surprise.
"Sister.I can't afford to spend it. It's too much. My sheep are so small. One piece is full Lagian from earlier I have eaten crackers he he he" my elak looking for various reasons.
"Can't. You really don't appreciate my hard work. Anyway you have to spend it. Let me get you some rice. Sit here" said brother Rey immediately to the kitchen to take a bowl of rice and some vegetable stir-fry made earlier. More broken can not even be called a vegetable.
"Here, sauteed vegetable chef Rey's style, try it" he said thrusting a plate of vegetables at me still complete with his costume.
"He he's... Brother don't you want to take off your costume" I said distracting.
"Oh yes I forgot. Wait here. Don't forget to eat a lot, be careful if you mess around!!!" he said he knew my way of mind.
"He he he... Relax I ate.. It's gone off your costume" I said waving.
"Well, watch out if you don't!!!" he said he turned to look at me for a long time.
"Heeehhhh yes look at this, I ate it" I said putting a few pieces of vegetables in my mouth.
"Ohhh wahhh wohhhh... water water water... Oh Lord this is the deadliest poison I have ever eaten.... Glek glek glek.." I said annoyed myself.
Not long after I heard I say I had someone coming. Without a second thought I immediately left this sacred dining table.
"Sherin, are you home???? Why park the car so badly??" aunt Fang's voice is like my savior angel.
"Auntie. I miss you" I hugged her as if saved from suicide.
"This child... Is there something wrong with your brain???" ask aunt I immediately shook my head.
"Non, mbok buy martabak eggs favorite non. This.." said mbok Darmi immediately I took the martabak package earlier.
"Mbok, if Rey asks you to tell me to buy a drink at the supermarket okay" I said running to hide in the back room not expecting to be saved from the deadly poison.
"Reynan???" aunt Fang said in astonishment.
"Sherinn... Your dad want to talk???" aunt Fang's shout sounded faint.
"Papa??? Ahhh it is important that my stomach is filled first" I said immediately sitting in a corner in the back garden with a slightly dim light.
"Hahhh. It was as though the breath of my life was full. Ahhhhh..nyam nyam nyam.." new also want to enjoy one bite comfortably suddenly from far away the sound was heard. The voice of the one I didn't expect this time.
"Sherinnn where are you???? Mong Mong.." he shouted once more.
"Huks huks huks.. dug dug dug dug..can I enjoy eating quietly hix hiks" I said almost choking martabak.
"Sure you're here??? Come along finish your food" brother Rey asked to drag me inside.
"Sister.. slowly." I said trying to stall for as much oxygen as possible and mentally prepare.
"Come, Om and auntie also mbok Darmi has also been waiting" he said pulling me forcibly once again.
"What???? They're right" I can't believe they're caught in this situation either.
"Sit down!!!" said Rey a little pushy.
"He he he, yes brother" I replied smiling wryly.
"Sherin, did you run away because of this???" aunt Fang asked whispering as if she had a bad feeling.
"Yes bi. Don't reject. Today Rey's rather sensitive sister could she blow us up in this room" I whispered.
"Om, auntie mbok please eat. It's me cooking. Sherin likes it so much, I hope you like it too. Please go ahead" said Rey politely. There was a mutual encounter between us.
"Ha ha ha... Well Rey, since you've been trying so hard then we'll eat it. Thank you ha ha.." Aunt Fang said too far-fetched.
"Since when has Aunt been better with Papa. And why did Papa come here with them???" my thoughts were back on that night in London.
There's still a cold war between me and Papa. But to appreciate it maybe I can be more polite with him. I cannot forgive him myself.
"All right let's eat my son-in-law's cooking" said the confident papa.
"Mong eat...."
"Auntie is fast to eat" I said deliberately making them eat a very nutritious meal.
"Ahhhhh haha haaa Sherin of course we will eat" Fang's aunt said hesitantly feeding her mouth food.
"How about bi, what's up???" my tease.
"Huks huks... tasty.." said the aunt with a deathly pale.
"Drink first bi. No one took it. Eat a lot of vegetables and chicken do not forget to eat" I said put a lot of vegetables and some chicken soy sauce into the plate. The look on my aunt's face changed immediately.
"Damn you Sherin.." he whispered.
"Sayank is not only an aunt who has to eat a lot but you also have to eat a lot" said brother Rey took vegetables and some chicken meat more on my side. Gun eat sir.
"Sherin, you're done ha ha ha ha" whispered aunt Fang delighted.
"Ha ha ha. Yes, my sister must have spent"
"Om.add again" said Kaka rey thrust a plate of vegetables and soy sauce chicken.
"Ehhh... Just chill. Your cooking is so good. When do you cook like this again!!!" papa's word is crazier than I thought.
"Auntie.." I almost cried.
"Be calm..be patient.." replied Aunt Fang mockingly.
I soon finished everything on my side. Taste and other problems can only imagine eating other good foods. Even the mouth and stomach cannot accept this food.
"Non Sherin's sick???" ask mbok Darmi to see my green face.
"Sayank you why... I'll take you to the room" Rey said attentively.
"Rey let auntie take Sherin, Om Angga want to talk to you" said aunt tried to get me out of this situation by winking her eyes at Papa. finally can be separated also from Rey's sister.
"Let's know my mind is empty. No connect anymore and no want on. It's up to Papa to tell me what's important about Rey tonight that I'm safe" my aunt murmured just smiling as if she understood my suffering.
"Auntie lock the door!!!" I said run to the bathroom.
"Hoek hoek Hoek... Hoek hoek.... Hoek...."
"Sherin are you pregnant???" aunt's question shocked me half to death.
"Auntie can you not joke. Look at me poisoned... Hoek hoek Hoek." I'm obviously getting nauseous.
"Ohhh... You're not married yet been poisoned how if you're married to him you can be shot in the ha ha ha place" said the aunt very sharply.
"Toy... Hoek... shut up you bi.. I have not made any calculations with you Hoek.." I cried annoyed.
"I think tonight you should sleep in the bathroom... How many months it's been, baby. Can auntie see your belly ha ha ha.." taunted auntie don't know sikon.
"Auntie.... Hoek.... MYRRRR..."
"Dear dear, aunt's granddaughter cup cup cup cup.." taunted aunt once again.
"Aunt Fang...."
"Dear, pregnant women should not be angry, loh ha ha ha...."
"Auntie......"
