Life, matchmaking and patience

Jamaican Poisoning

The timing was right at 11:00pm and we were still lying in the hall together gathering steam after an unexpected event that was so draining of energy.

"I'm hungry.... Hungry hungry..hehhhh." Richie sat down and shouted and lay down again.

"Hyaa are you guys going to keep lying here??? Lili we're going home now!!!" richie shouted again but none of us tried to get up let alone listen to him.

"Heyyyy Richie can you shut up??? You think you're the only one hungry??? The worms in my stomach also started singing. You didn't hear what??? he said that I don't know what got into you until this hour made them starve ha ha ha ha" Kitty said, making us look at him.

"Well, what if I buy tonight???" said brother Long happy to look at me but immediately avenged gaze kill brother Rey.

"Wouldn't. We're not sure about the food outside. We only eat food that our own people make" Richie replied firmly.

"Well, if that's it. We go back to my Papa's house and Richie's brother can cook for all of us" I said immediately but Rey's sister held my hand tightly. I don't think he wants me to come home soon.

"Whatttt??? I cook??? You've gone crazy Lili" Richie replied upset.

"Who will cook then???" my question is not to understand.

"Of course you're the youngest brother" they shouted together.

"Me???" my question is wonder they seem to compact me.

"really. Alright let's go home!!! I want spaghetti bolognese sauce with a lot of meat sprinkles emmmm.." Richie said without sin.

"I want yasai itame (a Japanese vegetable mustache) with a lot of meat in it. emmmm sluppp wahhh delicious come let's miss home" said Vanya spoiled and impatient.

"Based on you, the talent of the youngest brother if in terms of cooking is no doubt. Alright. My youngest brother entrusted you this time. You can make me fried rice minced meat. Isn't that an honor to you???" said Kitty with her distinctive tone.

"Can't. Cook yourself. Mong mongku is tired" said Rey to me.

"Be quiet, don't interfere. You have no right to do that" Richie said angrily pointing a gun at Rey's head. Reypun just gulped and stared in shock at what Richie was doing all of a sudden.

"This woman is scary when she is hungry he he he he" muttered brother Long directly held a gun by Kitty's brother.

"Ha ha ha Your brother really scared them. All right let's go home!!!" I said just say no fear of anything happening if they get angry.

I got up and followed them all.

"You're not driving!!!" I said give the car keys to Kitty's sister.

"Wouldn't. Richie you" said Kitty.

"Just you drive. I almost fainted from hunger" Richie replied walking on a sledgehammer.

"Miss I can't focus if I'm starving" Vanya replied bowed languidly.

"Me again???" I wonder why today I keep what they do.

"Yes. Hurry up or I'll eat the guy next to you" Richie's brother yelled crazy.

"Mong come home I'll catch up with you soon" said brother Rey gently rubbing my head.

"Thank you to leave one special plate for me. I will come to your place after my report is over!!" shouted Brother Long walking out.

"Yeah... Long you're crazy she's my woman. You can't go to her house. I refused" shouted Rey's brother running towards her and began to quarrel with Long's childish brother.

"Puffttt.... They're all annoying" I yelled annoyed.

20 Minutes later.

I was busy in the kitchen and the three of them were busy bathing and putting on makeup.

"Geez why I'm like their helper hiks hiks hyks" I muttered to myself looking for meat in the refrigerator but empty.

"Aishh... Where is the beef??? All right, just wear this. I'm sorry molly I borrowed yours" I said asking permission.

"Meow.." answered molly, looking angry.

This time I got scolded by my favorite cat.

"Your youngest brother I borrowed your shirt" Richie began to shout.

"I borrowed your cosmetics" Kitty began the concert.

"Yeah... Lili your collection is really wowwww.." cried Richie's sister again.

"Wait... I have no cosmetics or collections. Don't don't???" I thought I'd run to Mama's room.

BRAKKKKKC....

"Sister!!!!" I shouted in disbelief at the behavior of all of them. Bags, cosmetics, Mama's nightgowns all scattered where.

"Death to me if Mama sees this hyx of the hyx" my mind thrashed.

"What???" asked Richie without sin trying mama's lingerie. I don't know who he'll be teasing.

"Why are you yelling???" replied Kitty wearing Mama's Chanel cosmetics.

"I can go crazy and without rest even if I'm her biological child even though a loving Mom would punish me if I saw this mess" my mind cried.

"Can't you guys just go to my room???" I said subtly afraid of making them angry.

"I prefer this room. What about you Kitty??"

"I think this room is the best"

"He he he... Let's eat!!! Aren't you hungry. The food is ready!!!" I said distract them.

"All right, we're eating" the two of them answered, and I locked Mama's room with a secret password so they couldn't mess with her anymore.

We were all at the dinner table. As per their order. Chopped meat fried rice for Kitty's leg, spaghetti bolognese for Richie's sister, Itame yasai for Vanya, fruit salad for me, chicken fried rice for Rey's sister and Long's sister.

"Emmmm...."

"You cooked all this yourself Mong???" ask Rey just came.

"Yes. Sit brother. I'll get you a glass" I said immediately taking out less cutlery.

"Huks huks huks... What is he doing???" ask Rey to see Richie's sister wearing Mama's lingerie.

"Shut your mouth and your eyes!!! If you still want to live. Don't protest too much. I can't control them" I whispered softly.

"Not to be a dreadlocks. Tell me if you see that" I said annoyed.

"Mong Mong jealous... I like seeing Mong jealous... Ahhhhhhhh, cute" said the spoiled Rey brother winking repeatedly at me.

"Wahhh looks good. I can't wait to taste my cooking" Brother Long said directly sitting next to me. Rey stared annoyed at his arrival. Cold war is inevitable.

"Huks hukshirt... What's Richie wearing??? Did he mean to tease me???" said Brother Long choked on seeing the lingerie Richie was wearing.

"Sutttt. Shut the fuck up, brother!!!" I said whisper.

"Not ready. Come quickly!!!" call me.

We ate together. A warm night full of love and surprise.

"The spaghetti's youngest sister is delicious" Richie said, eating it voraciously.

"You're the best" Vanya said, giving me two thumbs up.

"The terendezz fried rice I once ate. What else is this meat emmmmmmm. delicious" said sister Kitty happy.

"The most delicious fried chicken rice I've ever eaten, baby. You are the best Mong" Rey said so moved.

"Well, our taste is the same. I also eat chicken fried rice. Bear turns out you haven't forgotten my favorite food. Kiss away from me muachhh" said brother Long make the atmosphere hotter.

Rey caught the distant kiss and threw it back.

"Return to you. Don't bother my Mong Mong" Rey said angrily and hugged me.

"Ha ha ha look at your behavior. Like a child" I said smiling wryly.

"Hyaaa. very delicious meat. Younger sister can know the meat you were wearing earlier. When will I try to cook myself at home" Richie said curiously.

"Yes, the meat is really delicious. Just this time I ate meat as delicious as this" said Kitty's feet are equally curious.

"What kind of thing did you put in special ingredients. Why does it feel so good???" ask Vanya astonished.

"Ahhhh. But since the meat in the fridge is empty I just borrowed some ration meat from a friend ha ha ha" I explained casually.

"Friends???" ask Richie.

"Yes little friend he he he... Don't think about it" I replied.

"Ahhh I'm full" said Kitty's brother who had run out. So is Vanya, Richie's brother, Long's brother and Rey's brother.

"Meow.. meow..."

"Molly don't go upstairs. Here baby" I said immediately holding the molly licking Richie's plate.

"Meow.. meow..."

"Smart cat, do you want to eat???" ask Rey to stroke molly's fine fur.

"Mong looks hungry molly??? Let me get you some food. Where did you put it??" ask Rey so attentive.

"Ha ha later, sister, molly's food is over. I borrowed it" I said slowly.

"Wait... So you mean that friend he is???" ask Kitty to point at Molly.

"So the good meat we ate was hers??" ask Richie's brother.

"Miss so meat is molly's ration, is it??" ask Vanya in fear. The faces of the three of them started to turn blue and sweat.

"Meow.. meow..."

"Yes, molly's not mad. Take it easy, the meat is in the can unopened so it is still hygienic. Just chill. There's nothing to worry about. The food is guaranteed to be clean and halal. Isn't that molly??" answer me without sin.

"Meow.. meow..."

All eyes looked at me with meaningful eyes.

"Why Richie's sister, Kitty's sister, Vanya??? your faces are pale" I asked in surprise to see the three of them nausea together.

"Sherinnnnnnnnnnnn.." shouted Kitty's leg ran to the bathroom and huekkan huekkan himself. Followed by Vanya the same behavior with Kitty's sister.

"Indeed, Molly wasn't angry, but I was angry." cried Richie's brother, stared intently at me and ran to the bathroom.

"I was first"

"No, I was"

"Shoot you if you don't step aside"

"Kitty hurry up, huek huek..."

"Richie replace.. huek huek..."

" I can't stand huek huek..."

"Vanya... huek huek.." they shouted together in the bathroom.

"meow..meow...."

"Is that wrong, brother??? Isn't that the same as beef???" I was surprised to see the three of them.

"You're great, baby. You are super genius. I am amazed by you ha ha ha" replied Rey smiling and laughing stroking my head.

"Bear you are the best. Ha ha ha" said Brother Long laughing looking at me.

"Darling tonight, you have to flee to my house otherwise you won't survive!!! Long take care of them" said brother Rey I do not understand. He pulled my hand out of the house.

"Fleeved???" many wonder.

"Yes, bring molly too otherwise...."

"Sherinnnnnnnnnnnn.." shouted Kitty's foot from the bathroom.

"Lili I'm gonna kill you and molly.." Richie's brother yelled.

"Sherinnnnnnnnnnnn.... don't run away!!!! huek huek.." cried Richie's brother louder.