I Just Wanted To Read Re: Zero, But Now I'M A Protagonist Of Eroge

Chapter 4: Maybe I like rats?

After walking for a few minutes, we saw a house. It was exactly the same as in anime ...

Waitaminute!

Feeling in the novel changes paths and even drives Subaru in a zig-zag to prevent them from reaching home...

Is it thanks to the system? can't do...

System, showing the relations tab.

[S4 % 7EL!A(Witch of Jealousy):!#%$!(Haunted)]

[Felt (14 years Loli): 16 (looking at your sincerity, he sees you as a good person... Not because you praise it or anything like that, hmnp!)]

I turned my eyes to Felt, even though he had grown to be more mature than he should have been.

"Hey, you see me often, stop, is there something on my face or what?!"

Space turned gray, time stopped, and three choices appeared before me.

[Option A: - I shouldn't have seen a brat like you-]

[Option B:- I just admired your Lolita body-]

[Option C: - Sorry, it's just that you're so pretty, I can't wait to see what you're like in a few years-]

Wow, the choice is, as always, negative.

I started to believe option B wanted me to commit social suicide.

And because option C has that playboy line!

How embarassing...

I think choosing C is the only way not to end up with Felt and see me as a pervert who goes to the park to hand out candy.

The world is back on track.

I put my hand on his head and said this.

I'm sorry, it's just that you're so pretty, I can't wait to see what you're like in a few years

I end with a genius smile and a thumbs up.

[Congratulations, you have received +10 points of affection for heroine Felt]

If this were real life, I'm sure this phrase wouldn't work.

"O-OI, get your hands off my head or I'll bite you!"

Seeing her seriously, I took my hand off her head. It's more boring than it looks. I think I have to thank the FBI for not being here, we got to the entrance.

After a while I knocked on the door, thought for a while and decided that I would use all my IQ to recreate this scene.

- For a giant rat? .? -

- Where can I find Dango filled with boric acid? Now poison.

- To the white pope?.? -

you know, the first person that comes to my mind when I think of the word "captain" is good old Captain Ahab. I am sure it has a hook - (a/n: Captain Ahab is the captain of the pequod whaling ship, in the literary work Moby-****)

“...For our most honorable Great Dragon?……”

because this is a fantasy world, I'm sure they exist, but man, if I meet one of them, I can guarantee that I won't be able to do anything. But you know, they're really cool, so I'd like to see them, but that's a contradiction, isn't it? This mixed feeling could burn in hell!-

After I said this, I immediately retreated while preparing my ears.

"Can't you say something without all that nonsense?! Can you be more annoying?!-

As in the novel, the door opens with such force that it looks like it will detach from its hinges, but I'm ready, even if seeing the legendary Valg Cromwell is a surprise, well, I'm ready, I think he's on his way to rum right now. .

As for my answer ...

- If you get angry again, the blood vessels will rupture. Even if we had 21st century medical equipment, I would still say it would be very bad for you-

Who do you think is to blame!

*sigh*

Get out of here, I shouldn't have let anyone in today

Before he closed the door again, Felt stopped him.

- Excuse me, Grandpa Rom, this guy is my client, can you let him in? -

-*sigh* well, hopefully no more problems today-

Old Rom is painful, old, You will have a candidate for the throne and an assassin in your tavern right now who will happily tear my stomach even if I try to keep the damage to a minimum so you don't have to worry, i promise.

While I was asking for forgiveness from the old Roma in my head, I sat down on a chair and flopped down on the table.

*Kick*

- Sssssss.

Yes, someone had just kicked my shin, even, when I whispered in pain, I saw the culprit at that very instant.

Felt looked at me with a frown, making a gesture that I thought meant he was trying to tell me something calmly.

I approached Felt until I put my ear to his face.

"Hey, stop trying to upset Grandpa Roma."

Which I reply.

"Sorry, Felt, I'm negligent."

as long as you don't understand anything

I don't know what it's like to be able to make such an expression, actually I'm very surprised, I think it adds a lot of charm if the expression says "you're better" and I try to make a serious face, I think it adds a lot of charm, the problem is that he looks very soft.

With this image in mind, I decided to get down to business.

"Excuse me, old man, I want you to appreciate the artifact."

As I said this, I took out Subaru's phone and showed it to her.

- Hmm, that.

what I hold in my hand is called a cell phone, it is the thing that can capture different moments and save them-

While I explained, I entered the cell and directed it to Felt.

"Sorry, Felt, can you smile at me for a second?"

- Hmm, it's okay.-

*flash photo*

After taking the picture, I re-directed the screen towards Old Grandpa.

even for people who have seen everything like me, but this is the first time I've seen this

She carefully held the phone in her hand, watching her from all sides, I looked to Felt and saw the expression on her embarrassed face was very sweet.

I'm interested, but it seems to be something dangerous. It takes a little bit of your life, doesn't it?-

If someone asks you this question in the 21st century, people will see you as a fool, I think in the Middle Ages it was forgivable.

- Wow.

I'm feeling a little bad about lying, even if you don't understand it in the end. I guess a little lie that won't hurt anyone won't hurt.

After Rum thought a little more, I stopped looking at my phone and looked at him.

- This must be something. If I had to take care of it in terms of holy gold coins, maybe fifteen .. no, I could get over twenty coins for it. I think it's worth it.-

After rum said it, I turned to Felt.

- Seeing? I said you wouldn't regret it. Now let's get this over with quickly and maybe I'll stay longer for a drink, what do you think? Old man

Felt just looked at me, about to say something, until he understood something.

Why are you in such a hurry, are you hiding something?

Space has turned gray, time has stopped, there are three options.

[Option A: - do not interfere in the affairs of others-]

[Option B: - I just want a badge for my fetish-]

[Option C:- I will return the badge to its owner-]

Answer's clear.

The world is back on track.

- I will return the badge to its owner.-

- the...What!..-.-

[Reduce - 13 points attachment to Felt heroine]

I don't think he's lying.-

Old Rum tried to stop him...

*Play in advance*

- What are you, idiot? -

Before I can answer...

“Only a fool tries to return an item to its owner by paying the person who stole it?!”

then maybe I'm an idiot.-

[-1, Felt's affection score has been reduced]

He looked at me for a moment before continuing.

"A idiot like you always dies first!"

- Maybe you're right

[-2 attachment points with heroine Felt have been reduced]

"Which idiot would believe a thief like me?!"

maybe I like being an idiot.

“... What kind of fool is so good in a rat... like me.”.

I'm just smiling.

“Imagine, the story of the Great Idiot and the Beautiful Rat sounds romantic, right?”

...

- Stupid.

[Congratulations, you have received +10 points of affection for heroine Felt]

- Stupid

[Congratulations, you have received +10 points of affection for heroine Felt]

[Title "Best Brother" has been activated"]

- Stupid!-

[Congratulations, you got +20 points of affection with heroine Felt]

he approached me...

Three steps...

Two steps...

Stepped over...

"But do you know anything about this ...?"

She smiled at me with her slightly watery nose and her red eyes sparkling with tears.

- What...what do you like idiots?,-

He pressed my head against his chest.

[Congratulations, you have received +60 points of affection with heroine Felt]

[Congratulations, having achieved maximum affection for the heroine you feel:

- Wind Lover (Range A): The wind warns you of various impending dangers.

the Art of Theft (ranked B): All your skills related to theft increase the success rate by 20%.

- CG "love mouse" is available in the gallery.]

The shadow of Felt's face hugged me as I looked down with a loving smile appearing on my head.

Waita minute...

[Joyalty Authority: Ursurpacion

- You have a 15% chance (+20%) of getting the skills of the person you kill, other powers will be 100% stolen and directly used by the master.]

Feel... I protected him with my entire being.

I decided to answer.

maybe I like rats.

*kiss*

Feeling kissed me, hugging my head.

Unknowingly, the old rum was staring at us...

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