I Just Wanted To Read Re: Zero, But Now I'M A Protagonist Of Eroge

Chapter 20: Irlam Village

From my point of view, this was my first time visiting the village.

It was a village called Irlam, practically next to the mansion, part of the territory owned by Roswaal in his role as Marquis. It was a small village with about two hundred inhabitants. In my real world, this will not be enough to fill up elementary school. And now I'm walking around the village with two girls, "flowers in each hand."

- I must say that the work was completed quite quickly

“Yes, Subaru-san cooks dinner, which saves us time to clean faster.”

Hearing Rem thank me, I could only scratch my head as we continued walking. As I was about to answer, Ram said...

- Subaru-san's food is so good that it's disgusting

It's not my fault you eat too much. Maybe Ram will be fat, I want to be there to see him

- Oh no, poor Ram oppresses the evil butler who has a fetish for fat girls

"Damn it," I replied mockingly. I don't seem to be practicing. Seeing me left without an answer, Ram looked at me triumphantly.

"Don't worry, Rem knows Subaru-san doesn't have such a fetish..."

I What, I saw an angel....??

As if Rem knew my thoughts, he simply smiled before continuing.

"...The only fetish that Rem thinks Subaru-san can have is food."

No, now Rem-sama is also bullying me. I could only be more distressed at the prospect of oppressing my evil sister and waifu my future.

I was proud of the fact that my food was so good that they thought I had an amulet for it. But it still hurt my self-esteem.

In her testing session with Beatrice the night before, she thought I was ready to face the monsters. Although I cannot imitate Hredting, I managed to make a sword that was more effective against beasts... I call it "Monster Eating", you ask yourself why, well, the reason is simple.

Every time a beast kills a beast, it becomes stronger. There was a slight disadvantage, and that disadvantage was that every time I dematerialized and called him back, he went back to his basic state.

Thinking of the dark fate that followed me, I made a grim voice. I leaned back a little, waiting for the twins, before I could close my eyes I heard a series of sounds coming from behind.

"What's up, Subaru?"

are you hungry?-

does your stomach hurt?

I twisted my neck to see some silhouettes rising onto my back.

They were village children who, as in the novel, ran towards me before I even entered the village. There were seven of them all, not only behind me, but also behind my legs and hips.

Not finding the extra burden for my body, I just smiled and shook my head.

“I was just thinking about how to be a hero without dying.”

- What are you talking about?-

- Did you hit your head?

does your stomach hurt?

please stop talking about the pain in your stomach, damn it. You make it sound like I'm diarrhea or something

As he spoke, the children laughed. That's, of course, less about my jokes than the word diarrhea, which is already funny, you know, by itself.

Like the original Subaru, I tried to be the coolest thing I could do with the kids. Well, knowing that my sister is in love with me, I guess I have some experience.

Although I wasn't worried about being with the kids, no, it was more fun. When we arrived at the village, the Twins walked as fast as they could to shop. I swear I heard Ram say it...

Let's leave all the heavy items for Subaru-san

Even if I thought I would use his own bait, without solid evidence, I would not be able to mobilize Rem to help in the forest. Although I don't hate Meili, but I'm a little afraid of the people behind him, I mean not Elsa, but the Emerad Chapel of Luguniq. Archbishop of the cult of witches, representing lust.

You may not know, but this woman, she's a very disturbing authority. I mean the general change and change in power that made him almost immortal and allowed him to change the shape of a dragon, even turning people into giant flies and stuff like that.

“Subaru, your face looks bad!”

- Scary face! -

- Strange face! -

damn, that sounds terrible. And that third comment hurt me a little!-

He continued to roam the village, dragging the children, bearing the burden of their jokes. Not that I could shake them up, they could also guide me to Meili so they helped me and I comforted them - this was a mutually beneficial relationship.

"What's up, Subaru?"

- What is it?-

did you lose consciousness?

- There is no.-

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Ram rubbed his pink hair, sighing in annoyance.

- The free time was finally up, so we came to watch and this is what we saw.

Rem looked at me as I continued to sing, raising my hands in the air and watching the children dance.

Subaru sings at the top of his voice

After 1 second, I said.

that's it!-

- WAAAA!-!

Everyone was happy with the atmosphere as Subaru sang and the children danced and ran around him.

Looking at Rem, I walked towards him with a smile, which he responded with a neutral expression.

What are these attractions?

he's not big enough to call it attraction. I thought I was going to spend time with the kids, and then the adults saw and jumped under my feet, that's all.

After I said that, Ram sighed in annoyance again, which I just watched while shrugging.

- Do you like my appearance, Ram-Dono? -

- I wouldn't know.-

- Shit, this makes my heart cold

I gave Ram an answer of overreaction. Seeing this, the children imitated me.

"Cold, Ram-sama!"

"That's terrible, Ram-sama!"

you are scary, Ram-sama! -

Ram, seeing everyone say that, just blushed a little.

"W-You, you taught those kids those words?"

- Not much, I just taught them how to treat you. I mean, if you keep your distance from everyone, they can't see how beautiful you really are. It was a strange thing for a lonely and angry woman ... I think so -

Ram, who heard what I said, blushed a little on his cheek.

HAHAAHA

Ram: 1 Subaru: 1.

This is war.

After several fights with Ram, the children immediately disbanded. The man I was looking for appeared, with a blue weave to the side and a puppy with a bald head on his arm. Mailey Portrut's.

She just stretched out her hand, as if she wanted me to caress the puppy. He smiled strangely before I touched the puppy's head. Preparing for whatever came to the dog's mind, he grabbed my hand with his paws and bit him.

- Ahhhh!

Okay, now we have to go to the mansion as fast as possible and see little Beako so she can take the curse off me.

I swear that afterwards I'll put your beast where the sun doesn't shine for this dog.

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