STUPID CLASSES

Early childhood classes

question number six :

The ability of farmers to process waste into compost from day to day is getting better. On the first day he was able to process 2 m³ garbage, on the second day 5 m³ garbage and on the third day 8 m³ garbage. On day 10, how much farmers can process waste :

Answer: Refani yusina :100m³.

Teacher's comment: it's true, so.....

fariz Anfal commented: sorry sir it seems like something is wrong.

the teacher commented again: it is clear that Refa's answer is correct, there is nothing wrong here, except for the brain you use.

fariz Anfal commented: no no, you are wrong, the hours of study are now history, not mathematics.

The teacher turned to Refa asking for an answer: that's right sir, it's Sofi's mother's lesson time.

teacher's comment: sorry then.

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This afternoon is certainly not as usual, the breeze of the dry season even feels like a big storm will occur, finches perched on the branches of persimmon trees look tangent to defecate, it shows a bad sign that will happen, even though every day things that are considered unusual are always encountered in this class,

Each student just did something useless, like Sano devoted the science of wooing a high level of a book titled 'sniffest move conquered the hearts of women', 50 pieces at the price of five thousand rupiahs, he said, it was also asked for a discount because often buy books from the same store's headquarters or another strange thing is to see a singing with a bucket covering his head, who was then accompanied by his body shivering because he heard his own voice or a class leader who was so excited with his hands clenched high and fiery eyes, for the 10th grade of electrical department 2 it is natural, just like a human who breathes to live, it is natural,

But that was a few minutes ago, because this afternoon looked so tense, Sano's face was pale, Woro was seen holding his stomach due to the mules and stiff expression of Cayo, who was in the middle of the day, cayo's expression is common so it does not need to be discussed, it is all a result of the non-productive Teacher Ibu Sofi this afternoon has started a trial to determine the fate of the inmates by the name of the students, the test for the students to be released from the snare of the law and that determines it is the answer from all of us here.

With a loud tone of voice plus a speaker speaker speakers classroom, woke up all the students who usually just daydreamed because they thought of the TV series overnight and even fell asleep during the lesson, the eyes of Ms. Sofi were like showing that this one teacher's mother was very serious about giving punishment, because this class was already famous for her stupidity, so the headmaster would say,

"From taking care of all of them, it's better that I play chess and lose." the headmaster said in a gloomy and limp tone of voice, such was the despair that was embedded into the heart of the Headmaster.

*First question.

By standing up straight and looking seriously, the question book held by Mother Sofi like will read the text of the proclamation, along with the same expression as President Ir.Soekarno at that time,

"Who invented the incandescent lamp, "

"I'm Mom ." Woro's hand raised quickly, I myself did not expect that Woro who had been holding his stomach could understand the question from Mother Sofi, I don't think,

"Yes good, what woro the answer is, "Said mother sofi with a slight smile,

"I'm mom, "

" The answer is what ."

"I'm mom ."

"Don't make me angry, so who invented the incandescent lamp, Woro ." The expression of Ibu Sofi changed like a Bung Tomo on the pulpit to voice the spirit of fighters, even the style was similar, like the poster of Bung Tomo in this class,

"I'm mom, yesterday I found it under the drawer of the teacher's desk, I myself didn't know that mom was looking for it, so I dumped mom, it's dead anyway ." The answer from Woro with a face that looks innocent, really like a baby who does not know anything, let go of the red streak in the direction of the name Woro and has been ascertained the punishment, Remidi .

"Repent mother asked you, "Said mother sofi patted her forehead, turning the smile of her trust earlier into an evil eye,

*Second question,

The expression of the face of Mother Sofi who was like Bung Tomo or Ir.Soekarno has now changed to R.A Kartini exactly like the poster, which is right next to the poster of Bung Tomo, which is right next to the poster of Bung Tomo,

"Don't play again 'In 1945 when Japan surrendered unconditionally and the young people knew the news, where Ir soekarno was alienated ." Sofi's mother still asked firmly and a little grimly, really similar to the poster of R.A Kartini, which she said,

Everyone fell silent, though,

A few minutes still remained silent,

"Well then, Cayo what's your answer ." Show Mother Sofi towards Cayo who has been daydreaming since with a stiff face that smiles by itself,

"Cayo, don't daydream ." Snapping Mother Sofi by hitting the table, Cayo was surprised by her stiff face and gaped mouth,

"I'm sorry then, so what's your answer ." Sofi's surprised mother also lowered her voice, too,

"The question is that I don't know Mom, I ask for answers, Mom is joking ."

"Eat him listen ." Sofi's mother said by hitting the table until it cracked, really I myself saw how strong the punch was, making me want to get out of this class on the grounds that I was mules,

"In 1945 when the Japanese surrendered without conditional and the young people knew the news, where Ir Soekarno was foreigned, please answer ." Sofi's mother's face looked seriously at Cayo without even blinking her eyes,

"Well, if the teacher asks like that, I don't know, "

"Why don't you know, you don't learn ."Snapped back Sofi's mother who was holding back her emotions to get out of her throat,

"That's not so Mom, I myself was not born at that time ma'am, so how can I know where Ir soekarno was alienated ."

"Forget it, forget it." said Sofi's mother angrily,

*Third question, though,

Mother Sofi's face has changed, now it does not resemble any hero poster, more similar to the poster advertising herbal medicine Nyengir and the meaning of his expression is like saying 'whatever you want, whatever you want, please, just don't joke or I swallow everything ', what a long meaning,

"In what year did the tragedy of the lake of fire occur, Fariz please answer ."

In the end the next victim was me, I gulped repeatedly, thinking of the answer, I said,

"Well, when my brother's house was burning in the ground I don't know Mom, what else is a sea of fire, I don't know Mom," answered me with a potluck of reason in my brain,

"it looks like I got the class wrong, " said Sofi's mother limply,

The fourth question, though,

Mother Sofi's expression increasingly changed, not to be any poster, whether it was an advertisement or a conditional leaflet, now the meaning of her expression is like saying 'I'm hungry ',

"This is a question that even young children can answer, "

We trembled a little to hear the screams of mother Sofi, even though she screamed that the face of mother Sofi seemed to have reached its limit,

"How long have the Japanese colonized Indonesia ."

After Sofi's mother said her question, still no one answered her,

"you are why, you are SMK when the SMP question cannot be, "

"Sorry our mothers have all been stupid since SD, so even SMP questions we can not answer them, "

Lemas Ibu Sofi heard my words and maybe if there is a white flag nearby, , the sophi mother has flown it, a sign of surrender from this battlefield, he said,

In the end with an expression that cannot be meant by its meaning, giving the last question before the lesson is finished, he said,

"Well before you can answer no one can come out, "Say the teacher wrote something on the board,

Who was the first president of Indonesia ? .

Continued on,

"Who can raise his hand, "Ask the sophist and at the same time all the students in this class raised their hands,

"it's good that you understand, so what's the answer, "sofi's mother smiled with relief, how happy Mother Sofi looks after seeing the whole class eagerly wanting to answer her, she said,

"I'M MA'AM ." Simultaneously the whole class answered sofi's mother's question and all the students in the class came out happily,

It made Mother Sofi go silent and come out without saying anything,

After that incident the next day, our class nameplate was changed, from Electric Class 10 2 to 'Interior Childhood Class ' .