STUPID CLASSES

Consultation 3

An old, obsolete and tangled book Woro took out, it was a book that he bought from a flea for 50 thousand rupiah with the title 'stuff on romance success, and business in five steps'.

"What kind of book is this." Sano underestimate.

"do not carelessly loe No, this is a magic book from the warrior love of Mount Gede." Woro is angry for Sano's attitude.

"But rich is suspicious."

"You don't want to." Said Woro who was ready to put the book into a pants pocket.

"Sorry, sorry..." Sano instantly changed his attitude with a face of compassion.

*A man should show his advantages :

"So what are the advantages of loe ." Asking woro to sano and sano began to think seriously,

"Ah there is one, the cave has advantages, the cave can make a pantun." he replied, and a little I admit it is indeed the only advantage he has, the rest is the lack.

So let's just say, if a girlfriend every day gets a pantun from Sano might shake his heart but that's just a few days the rest might say.

"It's enough the cave is tired of listening to the pantun loe, we broke up ". That's the picture in my mind,

Sano began to act with his style while standing in front of the class, neatly combed hair like going to take pictures of a memorable album began to dismiss one of the students who were going to the cafeteria when passing in front of our class,

"hey lady, listen to my pantun, listen,

No need to be a little lazy, though,

even though the mattress feels smooth, it,

Let me look you in the eye and reply,

with soft and gentle words, "

I was really surprised to hear that sano pantun was so good, but the schoolgirl looked strangely with a wry smile at Sano.

"Too lazy it's not good, though,

Be a little diligent even if you are reading, though,

Even though my eyes returned,

At least not before you speak, "

The reply that turned out to make sano look shocked to continue his pantun, quickly the student left in surprise as I looked towards him and the first way failed,

*Show your manhood :

This is a little risky of course, because it risks a courage to directly talk to the target,

"Look at that Sano, this is your chance ." Shouted Woro who showed a schoolgirl outside the gate with some big men in a big man like a flutter teased her, but the girl's face looked annoyed, as well,

"Yes, the cave is ready, "Answer sano courageously approached him,

"Yes, it's been a long time waiting ." Sano said pretentiously approaching the girl in the matter, but the eyes of the big man, like he was threatening, came out,

"Sorry big brother, the cave has business with him so please don't disturb ." Said woro who was standing next to the student,

"Anis, do you have any business with him, " Ask him the man,

"No dad, I don't know him either, who's loe ....? ." The student said and it turned out that he was the son of the big man,

"Ah sorry, gua thinks she's a friend of the cave ." Sano said looking for an excuse and without a second thought immediately hit the gas and run away somewhere, the second way useless, useless,

*Show that you don't count :

Seeing a schoolgirl in the school cafeteria with such confusion as looking for money to pay for what she bought, but did not seem to find what in the way, without being told Sano to come closer,

"What's the mother, "Asking sano to the canteen mother,

"It is already true, if it is missed let me pay it, "sano said confidently, saying,

"But ..."

"It's okay, it's about later, let me take care of it because it looks like there is an important business well ." Sano said that it was so manly that even though I did not know what was going to happen, it was just that I had a little thought of looking at the contents of my wallet,

"Then thank you, big brother who, "said the student,

"Ah just call Sano." said sano with a big smile,

"Later I change "said the one who left immediately,

"So what's right you're going to pay your benefactor" said the canteen's mother looking at sano as if she wanted to kill him,

"What a bu, "ask sano with a wry smile,

"150 thousand," he said, and made sano surprised, including me for a reason,

"15 thousand...."

"150 thousand rupiahs" said the canteen mother seriously, sano looked at me with a clear face, and I had expected this to happen, until in the end even though my money, Sano and Woro collect still it is still lacking, so the third way is better to just eliminate it,

Seeing Sano's face that looked so devastated I was a little pitying with him, because imagine how hard he tried to find a girlfriend still the results as I expected, as expected,

"What cave should give up riz" said sano limply,

"For the moment it seems so, but take it easy, maybe one day there is a girl who will love you wholeheartedly, "I said as I patted her on the shoulder,

"Yes, you're right ."Sano replied with a wry smile,

"So for now we enjoy our youth even without love, "said I made sano smile a little, she said,

*Always be kind to others in a state of like or liking.

And when we both got home together, we saw a girl in our schoolgirl uniform and an electric first-class emblem of 1, jumping like she was about to take something from the top of that tree, but because it was too high he looked so moody,

"What happened" said sano approaching him,

"My shoe is throwing it on top" he said without looking at sano,

"Riz, please help the cave" said Sano to call me,

"Ready to do ."

I lifted up Sano who was standing on my shoulder to grab this girl's shoes, with a little hard to compensate, I fell right after Sano managed to pick them up, she said, dirty clothes with dirt like an amusement for me and sano, we both laughed as usual, because we were currently to help without thinking of any reason, sano gave the next shoe to the girl.

*Smile, even if we don't know love is accepted or rejected.

if this is a cenderella fairy tale then this is a romantic thing, but it doesn't seem so, the girl suddenly arrived after Sano gave her shoes she immediately ran away without saying anything, I patted her on the shoulder, though,

"As usual." with a thumbs up,

"Well, this is what it is." sano smiled and laughed,

But just as we were about to leave, the girl from a distance waved at us,

"Sir Sano thank you very much." he shouted and saw Sano speechless for a while,

"Same." Reply to her by shouting,

"Well riz, do you know it looks like a cave in love ." Sano said,

"Congratulations then, so in what way to make her your girlfriend" I said in a slightly joking manner,

"In the way of the cave itself "he answered with a smile and continued to wave even though the shadow of the girl was not visible in his eyes,