STUPID CLASSES

Transfer student

question 15 :

Translate this sentence to English,

"I came to town to work for the company, "

Refani Yusina: I want to city For working in company,

Teacher commented: Good, you are fluent in English, tomorrow you go straight to Saudi Arabia.

Sano Setio aji Pangestu's answer: "I Am ....work in go to Company ? ."

Teacher comments: you should learn more English first, do not just know 'I love You', 'yes' 'thank You'... and also why do you ask at the end of the sentence ?.

reply Sano Setio aji Pangestu: yes sorry Mom, we are Javanese.

Answer Woro Asmoro :$%--~6&$_'&@ 5;:_--&_;:45@_;sbanm

teacher commented: Before you try to speak English, you better learn to speak human first.

fariz Anfal comments: sir I am not part to answer ?.

Teacher's reply: no need. You're definitely not human.

Reply Fariz Anfal: is that what..?

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A few weeks ago, our class got a transfer student from the city, a very quiet boy, with his face so glum, me and a few of my friends were discussing it,

"He seems to still be unfamiliar in this class." sano said to me, and I saw him from the beginning he got into this class, every day he just fell silent and sat down at his desk,

"Loe spoke to him Riz, "Sano said by shaking his chin towards the transfer student, junaidi,

"What do you think, why should the cave, " Shout I reject the proposal of sano,

"because it's so easy to invite everyone to talk, even one school gives you the nickname of honor, the caper man ." Sano said back to me,

"It's not a compliment or an honor ." I said regretfully,

"What is the difference, the nickname made Loe famous to one school, "Woro said to participate in this discussion,

"Since when have I felt humiliated like this, "Said I patted with my forehead,

"Indeed, to what extent loe, because it earned that nickname, when compared to the cave, I was nicknamed Si the golden voice of the toilet, when they did not understand how merdukannya cave sound, " Woro said with a rub of his tears,

"I'm sorry cave, you don't understand me, buddy ." I said by patting woro's shoulder,

"You are also Riz, then the cave will show the sound of this cave," said Woro suddenly stood up, and everyone who heard the intention of the woro, come out and some cover his mouth, while I do not come out or cover my mouth, I cover my ears and curse under the table,

"Why with all of you, cave disappointed ." Woro ran out with tears in his eyes,

"Yes this way hopefully he realizes the advantages of it ." Sano said as if grateful by rubbing his chest,

Of course, some time after the events of woro, the transfer student junaidi saw all of us, but the view seemed to see disgust with us in his new life at this school, he said,

"Let's hurry there Riz" said Sano looking at me and wiggling his chin towards the transfer student,

While I pointed at myself, like being a victim for my friend this one, I kind of refused but what is okay to do, because I myself like not wanting to see this situation, I like to see this situation,

Of course with my ultimate weapon, a canned drink and a smiling face like a child getting fifty thousand dollars on Eid al-Fitr, I approached him, I approached him,

"yo man, loe looked so moody, what happened, "Said I thrust a canned drink at her, saying,

"What's the problem loe, why do you come to invite the cave to talk ." Answer with sedik judes, though,

"let's not be like that, we're friends, "Said I seduced her a little,

"I don't remember the cave ever being friends with loe." The answer is, even though it irritates me a little I do not give up, maybe like this

'Maybe I need a suro to cheer me up from behind '. I said in my heart,

"There is no ." Shouted me towards the suro who was standing in front of the classroom door,

"What a weird thing, I felt like someone was calling me ." Suro said that came out with his confused face, maybe suro deserves to be a psychic, because it can read my heart, because it is,

"so what do you mean by taking the cave to talk ." Ask junaidi back to me,

"do you not know what good the friend is, the cave says the friend is very valuable ." I said seriously,

"If you just sell your friend, you will definitely profit a lot ." Answer quickly, though,

"Ah maybe you're right ." Agree with Junaidi's words.

"Of course ." Answer him again with judes.

"Not so, because the cave friends could not sell well for sale ." I said with a shout,

"Oi Riz, how dare you want to sell the cave for your own benefit, if indeed the cave is sold for sale, already in the past, the cave has sold itself cave ." Sano answered by shouting back at me.

"Excuse the cave, "Smile me wryly to Sano,

"Geez, are you serious about making friends in a class like this ." The murmur that was heard by me,

"Don't be so friend, do you know what a friend is ." Ask him about me,

"Gua knows why I don't want to be friends because when the cave friends are sad, the cave is also sad, when the cave friends are difficult, the cave will feel difficult and the cave does not want that ." He answered with so sad eyes, though,

"Well, don't you think, loe's view is so great, but isn't it, when your friend is happy, you'll be happy, too, "Say me in a very good situation,

"No, loe is wrong, because if the caveman is happy, the caveman will be envious, spiteful and annoyed to see him, "His reply again changed my gaze to him, he said,

"Gua questions your sense of humanity now." said I who limp after hearing his words,

"But that is what humans are like ." He answered back with a serious look at me,

"No, you're wrong, look my friend sano him ......." Stop saying my heart and think about it a little, think back to everything Sano did and it always pisses me off,

"Yes, you may be right." continued I who got the answer after thinking about what he meant,

"Oi, what you said Riz, you remember when you missed the bus, who accompanied you on foot ." Shouted sano from where he sat,

"Yes, you did accompany the cave, but what makes the cave miss the bus is waiting for the loe boker later ." Reply to Sano's scream with me shouting anyway, too,

"Really, you guys are so silly here "Said without looking at me,

'Perhaps after this, indeed the cave needs a shout of spirit from suro, to heal my fatigue '. I said in my heart,

"Did anyone call me again ." Shouted Suro who instantly entered with his spirit,

"There is no ." Shouted me who was very upset because Suro always came when I needed him, even if it was only in my heart .

"What a weirdo ." Said suro who still looked confused and came out of this class,

With a slight annoyance, I stood up and left, but in my step she said,

"So according to what kind of loe is a friend" said he who stopped my steps,

"But what you know, for a friend's cave will always be there if you need help, remember we are all here are your friends, then don't be shy to ask for our help ." Said I coolly walking away leaving him, with my hands waving without looking and walking back to the table where I was sitting,

"Oi Riz, you forgot about your debt yesterday, when you bought the stationery, "Sano Shouted who ran and shook my body fast,

"Do not destroy the cool style of this cave, even though the cave is very cool earlier, " Shout me by replying to the shock,

"Gua does not care, no matter how cool you say, you will still be the caper man, "sano replied to me, upset me,

"What you said and also the cave has replaced it by paying for loe drinks yesterday when you pickled, "Reply I'm upset,

"that's it, this is it ." His answer was to upset me, though,

What a friendship really is like this, I question our humanity until now.