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LeMin - 065

The sound of an alarm from Vedra's phone made the man squirm slowly, flailing at the shelf at the head of his bed.

Still half-circumcised, he took his phone to look at the clock. Vedra was wide-eyed, looking at the clock that had shown seven o'clock past.

"Oh, no!" 

He gasped, jumped out of bed and went straight to the bathroom. Quickly he poured cold water that made his body shiver instantly. 

"Ved," cried Verda.

Vedra opens the bathroom door, popping her head from the door slit.

"You forgot to bring a towel," said Verda commenting on a friendly smile, prodding the towel she took from the clothesline.

"Thank you" replied Vedra.

I don't know why Vedra feels pounding. In his mind at this moment sprung pieces of his intimacy with Verda. I don't know since when, Verda became the object of his wet dream. He often dreams of having an intimate relationship with Verda.

Last night even Vedra felt she had an intimate relationship with Verda. It all feels so real. Verda who sighed and groaned under her cage really ruined her sense.

As soon as he finished bathing, Vedra rushed back to his room to get dressed. He immediately picked up a light gray shirt and black trousers. He pegged himself in front of the mirror, his eyes fixed on the reddish bruise that was around his collarbone. In addition, there were two other bruises around his chest.

"Have I eaten wrong?" ask Vedra astonishment.

"'Oh, no! I could be too late!" Vedra get ready soon.

He turned to a bed that was still a mess. Vedra was stunned to see blood spots on her white sheets. He quickly opened the bedsheet.

"Verda," said Vedra as soon as she walked out of the room.

"What's up, Ved?" ask Verda who is still drying her hair with a hair dryer.

"You're coming to the moon?" ask Vedra.

Verda was silent as she looked at Vedra's face.

"Other times, wear a special night sanitary pad, so it doesn't leak anywhere" Vedra said as she stuffed the sheets into the laundry basket.

Verda's expression was instantly sour.

"Let's go now, we're really going to be late" Vedra asked.

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Verda was still looking at the face of Vedra who seemed serious driving his car.

"What's up, Verda? Is there something on my face?" ask Vedra while stealing glances to the rear view mirror.

Verda still remained silent, putting on an annoyed expression that she could not hide.

"Verda, what do you want for breakfast? Chicken porridge? Yellow rice? Pecel rice? Vegetable meat?" ask Vedra.

Verda gave a huff, he immediately threw his gaze out the window.

As soon as she reached the building's parking area, Verda rushed down from the car without saying a word. 

Vedra rolled her eyeballs, wondering why Verda suddenly had a snack like this.

Is he offended that I told him to wear a special night sanitary pad? Inner Vedra.

"Verda!" greet Ican as soon as Verda enters the workroom. 

"Oh waw, Verda, why are you shrinking today?" tanya Ican follows Verda.

Verda today does not wear high heels and prefers to wear flat shoes. 

"Haha, yes, my leg is hurting" Verda said.

"Why is it sick, Verda? Your leg sprained?" ask Ican.

"It's just a little bittersweet," said Verda immediately withdraw his chair.

Verda was so careful when putting her butt on the chair.

"Morning, Ved!" sapa Nita and Teti as soon as they see Vedra entering the workroom.

"Morning" said Vedra flatly, as usual.

"Oh yeah, Ved, so what are we having for lunch today?" ask Nita.

"Just whatever, which is important in accordance with the budget, make sure before twelve noon the food ordered has come," replied Vedra.

Vedra immediately entered her study.

"So, what do you want for lunch?" tanya Teti threw a question.

"Padow rice? Grilled chicken? Mixed rice?" ask Nita.

"Let's vote fast, so it's ordered immediately" Teti added.

"So, Verda, what do you want to eat?" ask Ican.

"I want to eat people!" verda grumbled while throwing an annoyed look at Vedra's room.

"Well, do you think you're anaconda?" Ican was flabbergasted at Verda's grunts.

"Hehe, what message I have with you, but don't be a hens," Verda said, chuckling.

Verda again threw an annoyed look at Vedra's workroom.

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Verda was still struggling in front of her computer monitor. Examine reconciliation report data submitted by the finance team from the head office.

While Nita and Teti are out of the pantry, the two have just finished lunch.

"Oh yes, a moment, it's still a responsibility" Verda said.

"By the way, where are Ican? He's running around again?" ask Teti.

"Ican Basics!" nita Cibir.

"Verda, it'll be one o'clock soon" Teti reminded.

"OK. okay," said Verda immediately moved out of his chair.

Verda stepped slowly towards the pantry. Nita and Teti throw each other a look at Verda's strange-looking way of walking.

Verda picked up one lunch box that was still left on the pantry table. He sat down in one of the chairs there. Some of the employees who had finished eating, immediately returned to the work room.

Vedra enters the pantry, takes her lunch rations and sits at a different side of the table from Verda.

"Verda!" the Ican exclamation filled the pantry. 

Verda gawked to see Ican carrying two intact durians in both hands.

"Oh, so you're out for durian?" tanya Nita who directly approached Ican.

"Yes, I was informed by the seller, so it immediately glided," said Ican.

"Crazy, the fragrance's been going nowhere like this" Teti chimed in.

"It's super durian! Cook in the tree! Guaranteed steady!" sahut Ican was so enthusiastic while looking for a knife in the storage cabinet.

"Ihiy, Ican's gonna cut duren!" goda Teti's.

"If duren I want the same Verda! How, Verda?" ask Ican.

"Haha," Verda replied with a laugh.

"You want to share duren with me?" ask Ican.

"Hey, Ican, get married first, just take duren!" Nita snaps the head of the Ican.

"Yee, now that his time is broken means buy!" cerocos.

"Ahaha, where's your qibla headed Can?" Nita chuckles.

"How, Ved? You flow broke means buy, or buy first broken?" ask Ican towards Vedra.

Vedra who had been silent while eating his lunch chose to ignore the Ican question. 

"Ahaha, Ican, you can't wonder about people's bed matters! Not polite!" The drops pinch the Ican mouth.

"Yee, ask doang, not answered no problem, no forcing, anyway" said Ican.

Ican finally found the knife he was looking for.

"Wohoo, let's split the durennya!" exciting Ican enthusiast.

Ican exerts all his energy to open the durian skin.

Verda laughed at Ican's exact expression as if he was about to take out such a loud BAB.

He can laugh like that, why is he pouting at me? The Vedra wonders.

"That's crazy, it's so hard this is duren!" lamentable Ican.

"Oh, Ican, just cut the duren this way you're hard, let alone split the wedding night duren!" tease Teti.

"Yee, that duren that knife is another dong, Tet! This is a very strong oath duren!" lamentable Ican. 

"Ved, please help Ican, he can't split duren!" nita pinta.

Vedra who had finished eating his lunch then approached them.

"Find me the knife" said Vedra.

Vedra deftly makes a smooth but deep incision, with one hard beat, the durian fruit was perfectly split.

"Wohoo! Bravo, Vod! Just incredible! Ved, you're a duren whiz!" Nita and Teti cheered while clapping.

"Haha, yes it's that Ved is already a duren! Every day duren's wife is being ripped apart!" Ican Seloroh.

"Uhuk.. uhuk." Verda coughed, the water she drank spurting on Vedra.

"Wooh! Verda, what a slob you are!" exclamation Teti.

"Here, Ved, wipe the tissue!" Nita quickly swept the tissue onto Vedra's clothes.

"Nothing" said Vedra, refusing Nita's help.

Vedra immediately fetch water from the dispenser.

Verda immediately got out of her chair, and her lunch session was over.

"Verda, how do you walk is that weird?" ask Nita.

"Well, his name is also divisive duren, Nit! Haha!" sahut Verda laughs.

"Uhukk.uhukk.," Vedra coughed, choking on the water she drank.

Verda squinted her eyes at Vedra who looked back at her with a question mark.

What's wrong with you, Verda? The Vedra wonders.

What's wrong with you, Ved? Inner Verda asked with all the annoyance that was raging in her chest.

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