Getting Married Due to a Trap

Family dinner

Seeing that Khaira was standing at the kitchen table, while Khaira's hand was peeling garlic, making Kevin have a plan, Kevin himself was holding a moustache shaving device.

"By!" call Kevin to his wife.

Khaira turned her head to look at Kevin who was standing in the bulkhead in the kitchen, "What's wrong?"

Kevin looked at the whistle Khaira was throwing around his neck, he pointed at the whistle and said, "Why do you have to put the whistle on? Do you want to be a parking guy?"

Khaira looked at the whistle in front of her chest, not expecting her fad to buy the whistle at the hawker yesterday afternoon was any good as well, "Force the whistle?"

Kevin flicked his lips, "It's good shit, it's noisy. My ears hurt until now,"

"It's called a self-security whistle" said Khaira grimacing, then continued her activity in peeling garlic, to cook her morning menu before leaving for work.

"What security?" reply Kevin, he saw Khaira carefully, from toe to head, the girl who currently wears black toad pants and long-sleeved blue warrants does not miss the black hijab.

"There's been some behavior in my bini, life time whistle! The referee's cake." Kevin's monologue is inside.

Kevin leaned his head against Khaira who was busy peeling onions.

"Ra?" kevin called Khaira.

Khaira let out a long sigh, the next second looking at Kevin. He looked at Kevin with a lazy look, "Actually this Kevin Mas what does he want? Please don't bother me first, I want to cook it up to go to work. Sana to le cah nice sleep again just there, do the eyes also seem sleepy, already sleeping again,"

Kevin did feel sleepy, but this time he did not want to fall asleep as usual, missed the opportunity to drive Khaira to work. Just counting the days again, Khaira moved. Very unfortunate.

"Nih shavingin' me?" kevin said while showing Khaira a mustache shaving device.

Looking at the blue mustache shaving device that Kevin was holding, Khaira scrunched her forehead in surprise, "Kan Mas Kevin usually shaves the same barn moustache himself,"

"And usually," Kevin replied, he approached and took a knife from Khaira's hand and placed a knife on the kitchen table, "Lo did not want, what conditions I asked yesterday before you left. You're free to leave this house, right? But you have to follow my terms, not hard?" he continued saying, handing over the moustache shaving device to Khaira's hand.

Khaira snorted anxiously at Kevin's coercive attitude, "Basar Kang maksa!" gerutu.

Not wanting to think long, Kevin grasped his wife's arm to follow her to go to the front of the bathroom. More precisely next to the sink.

Inevitably Khaira according to even follow Kevin to get to the front of the bathroom, he saw Kevin who pulled a plastic bench in blue.

"But Kevin, I want to cook for breakfast. It's also afternoon, I want to go to work, yesterday I was allowed to go home in the afternoon, embarrassed Mas Kevin, today I am late to work. I could be fired for a long time by Boss Rezki," whined Khaira walking after Kevin who led her to the front of the bathroom.

"Yes you are my wife, I have the right to ask for help with my own wife, right the word ustadz help the husband can get a reward," said Kevin. He sat on a plastic bench.

"Mas Kevin heard the lecture was still in High School, right?" reply Khaira.

"No, who said. After you worked yesterday I saw the lecture," replied Kevin, refuting Khaira's suggestion.

Khaira was surprised to hear Kevin's reply, "Well what time is the assembly ta'lim where Mas Kevin is hearing the lecture, kept the theme of his proselytizing what?"

"Gue was horrified on YouTube, and I forgot what the theme was. If not wrong, the theme'nya not far from household problems,"

Khaira screeched, "Cih, I guess in the ta'lim assembly. But okelah, I hear scolding wherever we are, can still get a reward, even half."

"Yes over time mending straight shaving," replied Kevin, while taking a gel to smear his chin so as not to cause irritation.

"Later to help," replied Kevin without seeing Khaira's face, as Kevin looked straight ahead, his gaze fixed on Khaira's chest, he gave a smile. Although covered in clothes and hijab that cover the area of the twin mountains, but it has made him happy, "Anjir.

Seeing Kevin not responding to his words, Khaira continued to look at Kevin. He only realized, then took two steps back while crossing his hands in front of his chest, then blew his whistle.

Priiiittt Priiiittt!!!

Reflexively Kevin covered his ears, seeing Khaira who was blowing a long whistle, "Hey Ra, noisily know! What kind of warning is that, whistle lifetime?"

Khaira let out a whistle from her lips, she looked at Kevin intently, "Once Kevin is always pissed off!"

Kevin shuddered his shoulders as he raised his two open arms, "Lho's upset why? I'm secretly bae,"

"So what? Kevin's in them but his eyes are wild! Don't always be so perverted Kevin!" sergeant Khaira is furious.

"Lha is very stingy, just look at the little doang earlier. It's still covered with your hijab, too" Kevin replied, pointing to the hijab Khaira was wearing.

"Then go on, shave yourself!" khaira said while propping a mustache shaving device.

This time there is no other way but surrender, Kevin does not want to force Khaira more, "Yes, yes no longer," he softened.

"Close your eyes!" pinta Khaira pointed at Kevin's eyes briefly.

"Where's the shaving I keep my eyes closed?" kevin refuses to obey Khaira's wishes.

"Some, just close your eyes, if I still want to help you shave your moustache and shave," said Khaira, insisting that Kevin would close his eyes.

Kevin sighed harshly, "Alright, I close my eyes. Pleased!"

"Totally satisfied!" seeing that Kevin had already closed his eyes, Khaira again approached Kevin.

~~

The results are pretty clean, although not as clean as shaving yourself. Kevin looked at his own face in the mirror reflection, "Okay too."

Khaira looked at Kevin lazily, "Nih" he said while giving the whisker shave to the owner.

"Thank you." replied Kevin smiling sumringah.

Khaira saw the wall clock already showing at 07:55 wib. "It was noon" he said immediately rushed to the kitchen, but Kevin's call stopped his steps that had just gone three steps.

"No cooking, we eat porridge outside" Kevin said, looking at Khaira's back.

Khaira immediately turned her back to face Kevin who was still sitting on the blue bench, "Porridge?" for a moment Khaira thought, "it was also a good idea. It just so long ago I didn't eat porridge."

Kevin got up from his seat, he nodded briefly, "Prepare all I anterin lo go to work," he walked past Khaira, then he turned around, "but lo who treat the porridge."

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