All of my Instagram Friends are Gods
Chapter 8 Basic Level Awakening Pill
Thunder God: Lightning Beads, made from a collection of 18 thunder bolts from the Thunder God, are sold now!
After entering the group chat, Williamson noticed the Thunder God was selling his goods.
God of Tota King: 80 merit points
Lord Nezha: 180 merit points
God of Tota King: @God Nezha, 280 (Agrid Emoji Sticker)
Nezha Gods: 380
God of Tota King: @God Nezha, are you stupid huh? That is equivalent to the annual income price of the entire family! (Rurged emoji stickers)
Thunder God: Hahaha, go ahead, pay up! (Emoji laughs)
Confused little god: Wanted a drug that could treat a patient in a coma.
Williamson sent me a message.
The God of Erlang: Koma? Whatisit?
Goddess of the Moon: Don't know it either, never heard of it.
Pat Kay: About plants, immediately find a professional @Lumbering Deity
The God of Loggers: @The confused little god, tell me which tree should I plant? The payment will be after the work is completed.
Williams: …
The people in the High Heaven Trading Circle really had no idea what a coma was.
Williamson: 'Oh right! I'm friends with Kera Sakti, maybe I can ask him for help?'
"God Kera Sakti, are you there? I need advice on something." Williamson sent a message to the Ape Sakti.
A minute passed but there was no answer.
5 Minutes passed and there was still no reply.
10 mins.
20 mins.
“It looks like Kera Sakti is busy again." Williamson kept his phone.
Feeling a little hungry, Williamson headed to the alley behind the school to eat a bowl of noodles. After eating, he decided to walk around for a while.
As he walked, Williamson looked up and saw the bald head Giant with two little thugs dressed in flowers heading towards him.
"Damn it, it's the bald Giant!" Williamson surprised.
It was too close, there was no time to escape anymore!
'Fuck, I'll bet you.' Thought Williamson.
"Hey! The giant! We meet again! "Williamson jumped to appear in front of the Giant, and it managed to scare him.
"Lo crazy! It turns out that lo. .. "Giant recognized Williamson and grabbed his collar tightly.
“Fucking car! How dare you play me at the bar! I killed you!"
"Start!" Shouted Williamson anxiously,
"played you? Where possible? I admire Brother Giant!"
"Not to say?! The song you sang was about a father's protection for his son right?" Giant asked furiously.
"Yes, why?" Williamson was confused.
"Damn it, you mean that I'm your son?" Shouting Giant.
"I really didn't mean it like that, Giant!" Williamson looked very guilty.
“Everyone knows that you are willing to do anything and sacrifice for your men, like a father protecting his son, that is all I try to express." Williamson explained.
"Wait, that's what you mean?" The Giant looked at Williamson suspiciously.
"Yes, think about it, if I'm really playing you, what will my reaction be once I meet you?”
"Of course you'll run away! Because I'm definitely going to hit you all out!" Answer Giant.
"Well, I didn't run away, did I? If I was really playing you, how could I come to greet you? I'm not stupid." Williamson shrugged.
“Fuck, you're right too." Giant said while rubbing his head.
“This is exactly what happened, Big Brother, we talked about it well, even if you don't believe me though, you should believe in your own intelligence, right? There aren't many people on this planet who can fool smart people like you." Williamson continues to convince Giant.
"Lo's right too!" The Giant nodded in agreement and loosened his grip on Williamson's hand.
Giant directly slapped 2 of his men who were behind.
"Damn it, you guys almost made me suspicious of my own men." Giant scolding.
The two men just curled up in fear, feeling very guilty.
“Untung managed to escape.”
Williamson heaved a sigh of relief and quickly changed the subject.
"By the way Giant's taking his men where?"
"University of Santapolis for someone named Williamson. ”
'Ooh!' Williamson almost choked.
"Oh, the University of Santapolis is at the end of the road, I have business, so first yes.”
"OK, go.”
Giant waved at Williamson and continued walking with his men behind.
'What the fuck? Giant looking for me?' Williamson thought, 'Looks like school isn't safe for me in the meantime.'
'Ding dong!'
The Rabbit Goddess sent a message.
Rabbit Goddess: O great God, I saw you looking for a cure that could cure a comatose patient?
"Yes, you got any?" Williamson felt a wave of happiness.
"If you don't mind me hitching a ride, what's a coma?"
Williamson was involuntarily dumbfounded.
As expected, if the gods alone did not know what a coma was, how could the Rabbit Goddess who was only a pet rabbit know?
“Koma is the condition of someone who is still alive but can not wake up." Williamson explained it simply.
“Oh, if that's likely due to the separation of one's body and soul, I often help the Prophet Lao Zi in the pharmacy, maybe I can ask him about effective medicine." The Rabbit Goddess offers.
"Good, thank you very much!" Williamson was overjoyed, not expecting the Rabbit Goddess to have this wide connection.
It seems that one cannot judge a person by just his appearance.
"Oh yeah, do you have anything that can help someone increase his physical strength in an instant?" Williamson asked anxiously as he recalled the bald Giant searching for his whereabouts.
"Nothing, I'm just a pet, where there might be a treasure like that." Goddess Rabbit sends sad emoji.
Hhhh! Williamson breathed a frustrated sigh.
“Golden Flower Boy gave me his experimental pill, a basic level resurrection pill, but it is useless, since the effect is so weak, it might be more suitable for ordinary humans. ”
"What!" Williamson's jumped.
“I do need pills for ordinary humans. ”
What a coincidence.
“I want the Resurrection pill, send it fast" Williamson said.
"Great god, why would you want trash like that?" Ask the Rabbit Goddess.
“Stop talking nonsense, hurry up.”
"Well," Goddess Rabbit.
Dong ding!
The Rabbit Goddess sent Williamson one basic level Resurrection pill.
"Haha thank you.”
Goddess Rabbit: Great god, it's 10 merit points (Followed by three bashful emoji stickers)
Williams: …
Rabbit Goddess: 5 hours (3 tear-eyed emoji stickers)
Williamson: I'm not even 1.
Rabbit Goddess: Great gods should not bully small rabbits (3 crying emojis)
Williamson was sweating coldly. He saw a vegetable shop next to him selling carrots.
Williamson: What about carrots?
Rabbit Goddess: What is a carrot?
Williams: …
He took out a few thousand rupiahs from his pocket, then bought a carrot and continued to negotiate with the Rabbit Goddess.
Williamson: Didn't the rabbit eat carrots?
Rabbit Goddess: Great God must be joking, right? The inhabitants of heaven will only eat pills and dew, the people above the Golden Heavenly Realm can also eat the peaches of the Queen Mother, I have never heard of carrots.
'It turns out High Heavens don't have carrots, good then!'
Williamson: "The beauty of the carrot can rival the peach, I'm sure you'll definitely fall in love just as much as it tastes, oh yeah, by the way how to send the item?"
Williamson just realized he'd never sent anything.
Rabbit Goddess: Immediately scan aja, the question of the Great God is very strange.
Williamson found a quiet corner and scanned the carrot using his phone.
You sent a carrot to the Rabbit Goddess!
Succeeded
Williamson's carrot suddenly disappeared.
Williamson: Wash first before eating!
Rabbit Goddess: Great God, I can't believe you sent something equivalent to a peach, I'm very touched and will definitely remember your generosity. (Followed by a series of crying emojis)
Williamson creeps.
Williamson: No problem, eat fast.
Williamson felt bad for lying to a rabbit.
Williamson clicked on the look of the icon earlier and checked the basic level Resurrection Pill description.
Basic Level Resurrection Pills: The experiment of the Prophet Lao Zi and the Flower Boy concocter, the effect was very weak, the consuming ordinary humans would reach the initial level of a god…
Take it!
A sweet smelling golden pill appeared in Williamson's hands.
"Williamson, how dare you lie to me! Don't run! ”Someone shouted furiously.
Williamson turned.
"Eh, Giant's back?" Williamson grinned, "Only on time!"
