All of my Instagram Friends are Gods

Chapter 14 Looking Down on Others

Flower Boy: I-it's a little hard to explain (Follow with awkward emojis).

Hard to explain? What kind of things would be difficult to explain?

As if thinking of something, Williamson was immediately shocked.

Wait, don't you want me to sell myself?

Confused little god: I'm sorry, but my sexual orientation is normal.

Flower Boy: What is the great God talking about? What is sexual orientation?

Pfft! Don't understand this?

It's good not to understand, because it indicates the condition is not like this.

Confused Little God: The issue of sexual orientation is too personal, usually I discuss with the Moon Goddess, Nine Days Goddess, the same Seven Goddesses, explained also you will not understand, immediately say the conditions.

Flower Boy: All right then. (Followed emoji cold sweaty expression)

Confused little god: Tell me.

Flower Boy: Okay, can I have a carrot too? (Followed by crying emoji)

Pfft!

"Haha, my gosh, you make me nervous, just for a carrot? You think you're a rabbit, huh?"

As if afraid Williamson was unhappy, Flower Boy hurriedly sent another message.

Flower Boy: Great god, I know carrots are the good stuff on par with peaches, so half is also gapapa.

Hahahaha, it's funny, it must be the Rabbit Goddess who's bragging with this boy.

Confused Little God: Who do you think I am, half love will only embarrass my own identity, don't worry, I will love one!

Flower Boy: Thank you, thank you so much great God!

Flower Boy was grateful for a while.

Confused Little God: Don't thank me first, I won't thank you if it doesn't work, how confident are you with the production of the pills?

Flower Boy: 10%!

Pfft!

What's?! This is no different than high risk betting!

Confused Little God: You are playing me huh?

Flower Boy: How do you explain it? The ordinary human body was fragile, so it was unable to withstand the effects of the elixir, so making a pill for a human it needed meticulous control of the medicinal strength, 10% of it was already not low.

Confused Little God: Is there no other way? Which success rate is higher.

Williamson lowered his head in despair and asked another question in hope.

"There!"

This serious?! Good riddance!

"If a great God can obtain a spirit reverting pill, I can decipher and dilute it until it reaches an acceptable effect of an ordinary human body, as well as being able to increase the chances of its success, but the spirit reverting pill is quite expensive."

Haha, this is good news!

Why worry if you already have a spirit pill.

How coincidental!

"If this is how sure?"

"Fifty percent."

"okay!" Williamson slapped his own thigh, he was willing to bet for a certainty as high as 50%.

"To decipher the spirit reverberation pill it needs thousands of years old ice essence, you can buy the same Eastern Sea Dragon King, it costs 600 merit points."

Williams: ...

Williamson: You are close to the Demon God of War huh?

Flower Boy: Great god don't joke dong, I'm just a boy, where it might be close to such a high god.

'Damn it, otherwise, why does this feel like it has been planned, I can not easily get 600 merit points, now none left.'

"Start." Williamson opened the High Heaven Trading Circle group and directly tagged @The Dragon King of the East Sea.

Confused Little God: @East Sea Dragon King, willing to buy ice essence thousands of years dong.

Eastern Sea Dragon King: 600 merit points.

Confused Little God: Agree!

Dong ding!

The Eastern Sea Dragon King Adds you as a friend.

Accept it!

Upon receipt, the Eastern Sea Dragon King directly sent the ice Essence.

You transferred 600 merit points to the Dragon King of the East Sea.

After the transaction, Williamson transferred the spirit return Pill and Ice Essence to the Flower Boy.

In the end it was empty again, not a single point was left.

Williamson smiled bitterly.

Flower Boy: Don't worry great gods, at most half a month, at the earliest a month, there will be results.

Confused Little God: Good luck, I'll send you a carrot.

Flower Boy: Thank you!

Williamson let out a long sigh, the solution to this problem will depend on the Flower Boy.

Seeing that the people in the dorm had not returned, Williamson took out the painting he had brought from the antique shop.

Williamson looked into the eyes of the girl in the painting meticulously, and at the same time said inwardly: Activate Heavenly Vision!

In an instant, Williamson's eyes shone with a blue light, but ordinary people could not see him.

"Well, when I was at the antique store I saw this girl blink, but now why not blink again?"

After staring for five minutes, Williamson did not find anything strange.

'Did I see wrong?'

After staring for five to six minutes, Williamson felt dizzy for a while.

It seemed like that heavenly vision had its limits as well.

Shaking his head, Williamson put the painting aside first, only to be slowly studied in front of him.

“What is all present? I started sending gift packages yes.” The next morning, Prophet Lao Zi appeared in the group on time.

Williamson has opened Instagram and is waiting.

He is poor now, and hopes to be able to successfully grab a gift package from the Prophet Lao Zi every day.

Although successful but not useful, the goods can still be sold.

Dong ding!

A large gift package appeared on the screen.

Kurebut!

Your hands are slow, the gift pack has been snatched away!

Goddamnit! Nah!

This was the first time he had not managed to grab a reward package in a group chat.

After clicking to see the description it turns out that the 20 gift packages shared by the Prophet Lao Zi have been snatched away in 0.9 seconds.

It seemed that the Gods had also been waiting from the beginning.

Williamson felt depressed for a while, he was just an ordinary human being, it was certain that he would lose to the reaction of the Gods, he said, if the Gods also waited from the beginning for the seizure of the Prophet Lao Zi gift package every day in the future, he would definitely get nothing.

Seeing the group chat for a while, his phone suddenly rang.

"Where time goes, still have not had time to feel the youth but is old ..."

This was a special ringtone when his parents called, so Williamson hurriedly picked it up.

“Ma, what's up?” Williamson's heart stiffened.

Williamson's parents usually don't call except on weekends.

"Son, can you take time off to come back? It's college entrance exams, Alicia doesn't want to go to school anymore, you two were close since childhood, go home and talk to her."

Emily's voice was filled with sadness.

“What's because second aunt got there again?” Williamson's voice was a little cold.

"Hhhh." Emily sighed, even though she didn't say anything, Williamson understood everything.

"Ma, I'll be back tomorrow."

Williamson hung up the phone and made up his mind.

Tomorrow, he will not only go home, but also want his parents who have worked hard so far can live a better life.

At the same time, he also wanted to show certain people that he was capable.

After thinking about it, Williamson sent a message to Jocelyn.

"Jocelyn, you're busy?"

"This morning the art appreciation class, do not want to join the class."

"Come down, take a walk.

Beverly Plaza is the most luxurious shopping center in Santapolis City, the people who come shopping here are the upscale and rich people, the luxurious decoration of this place makes ordinary people not dare to enter.

“Williamson, why bring me here?” As soon as Jocelyn entered, she felt some strange gazes, so she felt uneasy.

"Buy clothes." Williamson breathed a sigh of relief, despite having 20 billion rupiahs, but this was the first time he had entered a high-class place like this.

“Ah, but the shirt here is expensive all.” Jocelyn frowned.

“Don't be afraid, we're rich too!” Williamson took out his bank card and swung it in front of Jocelyn.

“Stop the joke." Jocelyn punched Williamson softly, her mouth slightly raised, and her heart felt sweet.

“Jocelyn, help me choose which style is more suitable for people in their fifties.” Williamson took Jocelyn to the high-end clothing area.

"For the elderly?"

"Yes, for my parents, I don't really understand the style of clothes, so please help."

“Oh.” Jocelyn felt a little disappointed, but recovered quickly and glanced at the clothes in the store one by one.

“The flower style is pretty decent too, it should be suitable for Aunt.” Jocelyn reached out to touch the clothes.

"That shirt is 39.6 million!" An impatient voice sounded from the side.

Williamson turned to the source of the voice, looking at a young woman wearing a white shirt, black pants, and thick makeup who while taking care of her nails was looking here in disdain.

Jocelyn's hand just stretched out half and pulled back again.

Williamson frowned, 'What the hell is this? Why are people looking down on others everywhere.'

"Jocelyn, go get it." Williamson ignored the salesman.

“Ya.” Jocelyn extended her hand again.

"This is why anyway? I told you it was 39.6 million, if you don't want to buy, don't touch it carelessly."

The salesman walked over, looked at Williamson and Jocelyn with a condescending look and reached out to pat the shirt, as if it had been soiled before Jocelyn could touch it.

Williamson's anger went up.