All of my Instagram Friends are Gods

All of my Instagram Friends are Gods
Chapter 36 The God of Sustenance Who Experiences Misadventures



“Quick cut!” Frank kept pressing on the side.


He had already spent 12 billion to buy this stone, obviously very nervous.


"Sweety!" The carpenter who cut the stone spat on his own palm and rubbed firmly.


He was no less nervous than Frank, as this was the first time he had cut a precious stone like this.


Even everyone with the same profession as this domestically combined, it was estimated that there would also be no one.


After placing the stone in place, and the cutting machine on the stone, the artisan's eyes showed excitement.


Once it finished cutting, this was enough to show off to its future generations, regardless of the outcome.


"Yeah!" The man tried his best to cut.


The people watching held their breaths, their eyes opened wide, not even daring to blink, for fear of missing this rare event, which might never be able to see again.


Looking at the cutting machine that began to cut, Frank's heart felt suffocated.


The splash!


The first cut worked!


Everyone stared at the stone that was cut.


"Not green!"


Huddle splash.


Frank only felt gloomy, forced himself to remain standing in balance, and shouted at the crowd.


"Damn it, you guys don't make a noise! Cut again!"


The man was also full of sweat.


This is a stone purchased for 12 billion, if it cannot be cut, it will be very hurtful.


The splash!


Another piece landed!


Not green!


Frank just felt his head buzzing.


"Damn it, cut it again!"


Once it was cut again, the result was still no green mark!


Again, and the results remain nil!


Cut again, but still nothing!


……


The spectators were already numb, they looked at the stone fragments without saying a word.


"What the fuck? Cut, this stone is still very big, cut it again!"


"Cut this, cut it again."


Frank continued to pick up the slightly larger pieces on the ground and hand them over to the handyman.


After a few more pieces, there was still no green.


“Cut, cut again!” Frank's almost crazy scream.


"Sir, this really can't be cut anymore, it's all been splintered." The cutter said helplessly.


“What!” Frank looked at the broken fragment on the ground, then turned his head abruptly.


"How dare you play me!" Frank pointed at Williamson with an angry expression.


“Young Master Frank, why say that? Don't you want to buy yourself?” Williamson spread his hand and said innocently.


"You set me up on purpose!"


"What kind of joke is that? I'm just not aware of this new content, how can I set the situation up for you?"


"You..." Frank's almost out of breath.


Johnson and Daniel watched from behind and were satisfied.


Feel it, dare to hit me, my good friend will play you!


After a long time, Frank finally let out a sigh of relief.


"Good, I'll remember you!” Frank nodded.


"Today I give up, but we'll see!"


With Ethan present, Frank dares to do nothing to Williamson, so he can only leave a cruel warning, and walk away with his men.


“Hahahaha Willi, your trick turned out to be quite cruel as well.” Ethan laughed at the side.


"Who told him to bully my best friend." Williamson pouted and said with disdain.


Listening to that, Johnson and Daniel's hearts were touched.


After a brief chat with Ethan, Williamson, Johnson and Daniel leave the stone gambling establishment.


"Willi, thank you so much for today, but you've offended Frank, so be careful, he's a vindictive person, and has family strength, he said, moreover, just like George who is one of the four young masters in our school..."


Before Johnson finished speaking, Williamson took over.


"Indeed what if one of the four Young Masters? I'm not scared!"


Williamson pouted, the four Young Masters, he had already offended two.


Returning to school, Williamson opens his Instagram and sees a group of cute gods targeting the God of Sustenance.


Kera Sakti: @Dewa Rezeki, hey old man, send us a little red envelope.


God Ne zha: That's right, Grandfather God of Sustenance has long since not split the red envelope.


Thunder God: @God of Sustenance, come out, I know you're here!


Lord Erlang: I will send the sky dog to his house and take him out!


Sky dog barking: Guk guk!


……


God of Sustenance: You are so noisy!


Lightning mother: Appear also you, quickly send.


Dragon King of the East Sea: His red envelopes awaited.


Star God: @God of Sustenance, better to share, than to continue like this.


Dong ding!


Red envelopes!


Williamson hasn't taken it yet.


"Whoah!"


The sound of gold coins entering the bag.


 Ow hell!


Williamson just remembered installing a cheat to snatch the red envelope, he forgot because he was too excited when he saw the red envelope.


He hurriedly opened the bag and looked at it.


Whaaat!


Seriously?!


Williamson's eyes suddenly opened wide.


9999 Merit points!


Hahahaha, since when was this old man so generous, I remember the first day of joining the group, the luckiest only got 1.1 points.


At this moment, the group was in chaos.


Moon Goddess: @God of Sustenance, as stingy as ever, I only got 0.01, stingy bottom.


God Mu Zha (One of the Gods in Chinese mythology, is the Second Brother of God Ne Zha: @God of Sustenance, I also got 0.01, the stingy +1.


Rain God(Rain God in Chinese mythology): @God of Sustenance, I am also 0.01, the stingy +2.


East China Sea Dragon King: @God of Rezeki, stingy +3.


Barefoot Immortal (One of the Taoist gods in Chinese mythology): @God of Sustenance, stingy +4.


……


Targeting appears again.


God of Sustenance: Shut up! I've split 10,000 merit points!


Lord Erlang: I don't care how much you share, the important thing is that I only get 0.01, @God of Rezeki, the stingy +5.


Kera Sakti: @Dewa Rezeki, I am also 0.01, the stingy +6.


Seven Goddesses (Seven Goddesses in Chinese mythology): @God of Sustenance, I can only 0.01, stingy +7.


……


God of Sustenance: Very upset, you stingy people, your whole family is stingy!


Group news: The God of Sustenance vomits blood and is injured, skills are reduced by 10 years!


Pffftt!


Haha……


Williamson laughed out loud, funny, things like yesterday reappear.


Dong ding!


Someone added you as a friend.


Williamson opened the contact book and looked at it.


"Wow, God of Sustenance!"


Thinking of this god, Williamson laughed out loud again, holding his stomach and accepting friendship.


Upon receiving, the God of Sustenance sent a series of angry expression emojis directly.


Confused little god: What's the matter, stingy?


Waduh, Williamson immediately regretted the message sent


Gawat, he actually came to call her like this because of being affected by the chat in the group.


God of Sustenance: Basic...


Notification: The God of Sustenance vomits blood and gets injured, skill diminishes by 10 years!


Confused little gods: ...


Williamson was helpless for a while, I really didn't do it on purpose.


God of Life: No matter what others call me stingy, you who get 9999 points not only do not help explain in the group, but also call me stingy like them, you, you... (😡😡😡).


Confused little god: Sorry, I'm really sorry, so it's a mess because of the group chat.


Sustenance God: (😡😡😡), help me explain in the group.


Confused little god: Well, well, I'll explain.


Williamson opened the High Heaven Trading Circle group and directly @ all members.


The confused little god: Alright, let me state this, I got the merit of the red envelope, so the God of Sustenance is not stingy.


God of Procurement: Right, look, I told you.


As soon as the God of Sustenance sent a message, the group that had started to calm down somewhat became active again.


Cu Pat Kay: @The little confused god, you got how much it has nothing to do with me, the important thing is I only got 0.01, so @God Saucey's sustenance!


Giant Spirit God: Right, others can how much will not be shared with me, I can only 0.01, @Dewa Rezeki, the stingy +1.


Night Guard Gods: Equal, @God of Sustenance, the stingy +2.


Dewa Lan Caihe (One of the eight Taoist gods): I only got 0.01 @Dewa Rezeki, the stingy +3.


Age God (God who is believed to regulate the length of human life in Chinese mythology): @God of Sustenance, the stingy +4.


……


Williamson watched the targeting in the group start again, and his stomach hurt from laughing.


God of Sustenance: Akhhhh...


Group news: The God of Sustenance vomits blood and is injured, skills are reduced by 10 years!


Shit, 10 years of skill is lost again !


Williamson laughed.


Already split the red envelope but still losing three gulps of blood, isn't this God of Sustenance a total pesky?