All of my Instagram Friends are Gods
Chapter 1 A Bunch of Jokers is a Real God?
Santapolis University, in front of the girls' dormitory.
"We broke up" Jolin said coldly without leaving a trace of emotion.
In front of him, Williamson was dumbfounded on the spot, it took him a while to force a smile.
"Jolin, please don't joke anymore."
"Who's kidding? Honestly, I am dating you just want to be a free long-term meal ticket. But lo it can't even be a meal ticket, I'm actually blind to be interested in lo!"
“Jolin, this joke is not too funny..”.
"Enough!" Williamson's words were interrupted by Jolin's sharp cry.
"Gue wouldn't waste my youth on a poor country boy!"
“Don't come find me again!!"
Watching Jolin walk away, Williamson's heart breaks.
Back in the dorm, there are several roommates who are focusing on playing their LOL (League Of Legends) respectively.
Williamson lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling.
"Ding dong!"
Voice from instagram.
Williamson picked up his phone and looked at the screen.
The new version of Instagram is available, do you want to update?
Update!
Williamson hesitantly pressed accept.
"Huh?"
When the update was completed, Williamson received an invitation from Prophet Lao Zi to join the High Heaven Trading Circle.
At the same time, there were also those who joined the chat group, among others Star God, Erlang God, Thunder God, Lightning Mother, Eastern Sea Dragon King, Iron Crew God, Strong Spirit God, Lightning God, The Nine Days Goddess, the Moon Goddess, the God of Tota King...
All these names are characters of Ancient Chinese mythology!
Williamson could not help but laugh. These people must be working on it.
Just before Williamson was about to leave, someone made a sound.
Lord Erlang (*Old Chinese Mythological Heaven General who has one extra eye in the middle of the forehead, bringing the total to three eyes) : Who is the leader of the group? Quickly send a gift package, otherwise I take off my dog to bite you! (With evil smile stickers).
Sky dog: Guk guk!
The God of the Night Guards (*The ancient Chinese mythological god who patrolled at night to monitor the evil and good that happened in the human world) : Waiting for the gift package, (With a drooling sticker)
Prophet Lao Zi (*One of the Supreme Gods in ancient Chinese mythology) : I am the leader of the group, but this is a trade group, not a group for gift packages, if you want a gift package, @The God of Sustenance I grant.
God of Sustenance (*God in charge of wealth and sustenance in ancient Chinese mythology): What does this have to do with me?! The group leader should be the one to share! (With the sticker roll the eyes)
Red Boy (*Child of Niu Mo Wang (King of the Ox) in ancient Chinese mythology, who was a powerful little boy god) : Stop wasting our time! Quickly give it or I'll burn your beard!
Star God (*The ancient Chinese mythological god referred to as the Adjutant of the Celestial Emperor Troupe): True. Quickly give @Dewa Rezeki.
The mighty ape (*The strongest warrior god in ancient Chinese mythology): Old man, give it up, I'll teach you later!
Prophet Lao Zi: For those who agree God of Sustenance send gifts, please send 1!
The Lord of Erlang: 1
Mother of Lightning (*Goddess who controlled lightning in ancient Chinese mythology): 1
Thunder God (*God of thunder in ancient Chinese mythology): 1
Moon Goddess (*The prettiest goddess living on the moon in ancient Chinese mythology): 1
…
Group directly splash.
Williamson was speechless, these people lack work times.
God of Sustenance: Don't spam! I'll send it! A bunch of idiots! (With angry stickers)
"Ding dong!"
Suddenly a gift package appeared on Williamson's screen.
Williamson pressed on suspiciously.
"You have received a gift package from the God of Sustenance. ”
1 service point?
Merit points? What kind of shit is this? That left Williamson confused.
When Williamson opened the wallet option, there was an additional category in it called "service points" and the written balance was 1.
Maybe just stuff inside the game, which should be a new feature of Instagram updates.
That was the only reason Williamson could think of.
At this moment, the group chat flooded in once again.
God of Match (*The old god responsible for matchmaking in ancient Chinese mythology): Only 0.1 merit points? Basic cheapskate @Dewa Rezeki.
Goddess of Nine Days: I was a little lucky to get 1.1 points, Basic stingy @God of Rezeki.
Giant Spirit General (*War general in ancient Chinese mythology): @Stingy Sustained God +1
Lord Erlang: @God of Squeaky sustenance +2
Wind God (*The ancient Chinese mythological god who controls the wind): @Stingy Sustenance God +3
…
Birthday God (*The ancient Chinese mythological god in charge of birthdays): @God of Sneaky Rezeki +10086
God of Sustenance: You are stingy! Your whole family is stingy! Oh gosh.
……
Group message: God of emotional sustenance to the point of vomiting blood and sustaining a heavy injury, the skill has been reduced by ten years!
Lord Erlang: Haha! Not only stingy but also weak! @God of Rezeki.
Dragon King of the East Sea (*The ancient Chinese mythological god who inhabits the Eastern sea): Right, vomiting his blood makes the entire East Sea turn red, quickly send out a gift package! Or I'll demand you pollute the environment! (With smiling stickers)
Thunder God: @Fool God of Sustenance, this is what happens when you don't send more! (With insult stickers)
Deity Nezha (*The great warrior god who is still a child in ancient Chinese mythology): @Dumb Sustained God +1
Jade Fox (*Mystic fox in ancient Chinese mythology): @Dumb Sustained God +2
…
“Haha, this is quite interesting. ”
Williamson's initially depressed mood has been significantly reduced just by watching this hilarious group interaction.
Prophet Lao Zi: Well, back to the topic, this group was created to facilitate your trading in various items, skills, and treasures. Everyone can spend anything to sell, let me get started.
The Prophet Lao Zi had stopped the tearing, otherwise the God of Sustenance would definitely vomit blood again.
Prophet Lao Zi: Nine Meridians Golden Elixir, the effect of this herb could add 10 years of Taoist power, please bargain the price.
Lord Erlang: 50 merit points!
Powerful apes: 100 merit points!
Star God: 150!
Kera Sakti: @Dewa Bintang old bangka, dare to mess with me? I'll take you home later!
Star Goddess: Ah, my Ape Sakti does not dare. I'm still busy so go first.
“Haha This Kera Sakti, the imitation of the character is quite good." Williamson watched with excitement on his phone.
Prophet Lao Zi: @Kera Sakti the damn monkey! Don't make trouble!
Lord Erlang: 200!
The Monkey Sakti: 300!
Lord Erlang: 400!
The Monkey Sakti: 500!
Lord Erlang: 600!
…
These two gods began to compete, the rest of the group members did not dare to disturb them.
God of Sustenance: 1000!
Suddenly a big offer appeared,
Lord Erlang: Damn it! @God of Rezeki.
Kera Sakti: Old man! Not enough to vomit blood?! @God of Rezeki
Moon Goddess: @God of Sustenance, woah! Rich man! I'm gonna give you a cute little monkey. (With timid stickers)
Kera Sakti: @Moon Goddess if you want that little monkey should find me, I wait under the peach tree. (With teasing sticker)
Lightning Mother: Rich man, I am a young girl who can warm your bed at night @Dewa Rezeki (With drooling stickers)
Thunder God: @Mother Lightning I'm sad. (With crying sticker)
"Great!" The God of Sustenance ignored the comments and immediately traded with the Prophet Lao Zi and left as soon as possible.
He had to make up for the damage he got from vomiting blood just now.
Furthermore, the people who were literate had started to offer their own goods.
There is food from the Sky Dog, the Queen Mother's personal diary, the history of the love affair of the monk Xuanzang, the story of 7 women and 1 man, various kinds of goods traded by the members of the group.
Especially when Pat Kay the pig demon who unexpectedly put the pants worn by the Goddess of the Moon to auction, but now it is said that he is on the run.
Laughing and angry, after a busy night, the chat group calmed down.
Williamson's mood has improved significantly, he seems happy to be in such a group.
"Ding dong!"
Goddess Rabbit (Pets Rabbit Goddess of the Moon) asks to add you as a friend.
Accept it!
Williamson kind of liked this comedian
“Big God! [Moon Palace Fairy's Song] is selling for 10 points, let's get bought!" After that the message from the Rabbit Goddess came straight in.
“But I only have one point, that's also the result of the seizure.
"Agreed!"
What's?!
The Rabbit Goddess agreed too quickly, and it made Williamson feel like he was being tricked.
Receive [Moon Palace Fairy's Song] X1, please check your bag for confirmation!
Williamson opened his bag and there was a row of small boxes at the interface.
In the interface, in the upper left corner, there is a picture of a book with a light blue cover.
[Moon Palace Fairy's Song]: the Moon Goddess's exclusive singing method\, The Moon Palace Fairy's Song\, was handwritten by the Rabbit Goddess when she was bored.
Do you want to extract it?
Extract!
"Great news, great news!"
The dormitory door slammed open and the fat Daniel rushed in,
"The flower of our school, Jocelyn from the music department, performed at the candy bar!"
"What's? Seriously?!"
"No way! Jocelyn's a plain girl, where could she possibly perform at a bar?"
"Jocelyn's the woman of my dreams, is she wrong?"
Boys always pay attention to the school flowers and pretty girls, so once discussing about Jocelyn, the guys in the dorm instantly put down their League of Legends game and started to discuss vigorously.
Normally, Williamson would join in on the conversation.
But now, Williamson could not say a word.
He was shocked at the moment!
Looking at the [Moon Palace Fairy's Song] that appeared in the air, he was stunned.
Williamson shivered and once again opened the group chat, then read from start to finish and saw the strange names.
Suddenly a ridiculous thought appeared in his mind, a thought that even he himself did not believe.
Don't you think this bunch of jokers really are Gods from the sky?
