All of my Instagram Friends are Gods

All of my Instagram Friends are Gods
Chapter 29 Two Clowns



“You can measure for yourself how deep." Bella's words became increasingly ambiguous.


"Oh." Williamson replied lightly, "I'm sorry, but I didn't take the public bus."


Jocelyn was stunned for a moment and still did not notice it.


Bella's facial expression changed completely.


"Give face but don't want!” Leaving that sentence, Bella left angrily.


“Why is he so angry when you say you won't ride the bus?” After Bella left, Jocelyn asked innocently.


Emm……


Williamson looked at Jocelyn in surprise, "You don't understand?"


Jocelyn shook her head.


No wonder Jocelyn is known as a plain prima donna.


Williamson approached Jocelyn's ear and whispered something.


Jocelyn's face immediately flushed.


"Basic bawdy!"


This is considered perverted too? Williamson was at a loss for words for a moment.


"Then what kind of vehicle am I?"


Pfft!


Uhuk, uhuk, uhuk...


Jocelyn's words almost strangled Williamson to death.


"You're a private car, a private car that no one but me can drive."


On Jocelyn's face instantly blushed.


After driving Jocelyn home, as soon as Williamson was about to walk into the dormitory, his phone rang.


The one who called turned out to be the bald Giant.


"Giant, how are you doing, it's been so much better?"


"Teacher, I'm fine, but there's a madman who keeps bothering me."


"Crazy people? What crazy person?"


"An old man who claims to be my younger brother, he's like a fly that keeps bothering me and calls me a college brother, is this guy an idiot?"


Pfftts!


"Huhaha……"


Williamson laughed.


Calvin's really gone looking for Giant, it's really funny.


"Wait for me, I'll be there in a minute."


After hanging up the phone, Williamson got into the car and went to the hospital.


As soon as he entered the ward, Williamson laughed out loud again.


The scene inside was so exciting.


"Silver brother, it was actually the teacher who told me to come looking for you!"


"You're Pat Kay (One of Tong's three bodyguards, second brother after the Monkey in Chinese mythology) huh?"


"I'm Calvin."


"Why look for me?"


"I'm looking for you to learn the golden needle."


"I don't know the golden needle, want to learn the magic wand?"


"Unschooler, please don't joke, teacher told me to look for you."


"You're Pat Kay?"


"I'm Calvin."


……


Oh, my God, these two clowns.


Seeing the two of them continue to repeat the above words seriously, Williamson felt that if he really accepted two disciples like this, sooner or later he would definitely die from laughing.


“Teacher finally came.” Seeing that Williamson had arrived, Calvin's eyes immediately sparkled.


He approached Williamson with a small run and grabbed his arm.


"Hurry and tell your brother that I want to learn a gold needle with him, but he insists on teaching me a magic wand, is it because of an injury that hasn't healed so he acts an idiot and claims to be Kera Sakti?"


“Wait, I laughed briefly.” Seeing Calvin's serious face, Williamson pressed his own stomach and burst into laughter.


“Teacher knows this old man?” Giant rubbed his head and asked doubtfully.


"He's the head of this hospital" Williamson explained.


"And also the teacher's student." Calvin hurriedly added.


“Oh yes teacher, by the way what is your name?” Calvin rubbed his hands together while asking timidly.


It's pretty weird.


“Guru's name is Williamson, and I'm the bald Giant.” Before Williamson could answer, the bald Giant hurriedly said.


"The bald Giant? Who cut down that tree?"


Williams: ...


"Okay, let me state earlier that I have not officially agreed to accept you two as students, so don't just call teacher."


Williamson felt that he had to distance himself from these two people.


"What's? Teacher, this person is not your official student?"


Calvin was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly asked, "Then, can he wear a gold needle as well?"


Williamson rolled his eyes.


"He wants to learn the shadowless kick, not the golden needle of the spirit reverberant."


"Gosh, all this time it turned out that he didn't know the way of the gold needles and wasn't an official disciple? Lying to me and making me keep calling him big brother."


Calvin was so upset that his beard was lifted.


"Who is lying? Obviously you called yourself, but you're not wrong either, because I was the first student of the teacher, so the position of an automatic college brother is mine."


"Stop bullshit here, I'm old enough to be your father, but you want to be my older brother? This brother-in-law's position is definitely mine."


"I got in first, so I'm a college brother!"


"I'm older than you, so I'm a college brother."


"I'm a college brother!"


"Me!"


"Two bangka, believe me no, I'll punch you!"


"Come here, you think I'm scared?!"


Williamson covered his face, it was a shame, he couldn't bear to see this.


The bald Giant is still understandable because of his fairly low IQ, but this Calvin ...


Williamson began to think about how this Calvin could become the Head of the Hospital.


"Head of RS ..." A little nurse rushed in, but when she saw this situation, she was immediately stunned.


“Uhuk, what's up?” Calvin asked with a serious face.


When Williamson saw this, his chin almost fell to the floor, wasn't this change in expression too fast?


"Head of the hospital, many family members gathered at the entrance of the hospital upon hearing the news of your return"


"Oh?" Calvin was surprised, "Let's go see."


Williamson unconsciously came out.


"The RS head is out."


In the open space in front of the hospital building, a group of patient family members immediately surrounded Calvin.


"Chief RS, thank you very much, if it wasn't for you, my life would have been over."


"Head of the hospital, my parents asked me to specifically give you a synthetic fabric with words of congratulations as our family's gratitude to you."


"Head of Hospital, thank you for saving my daughter's life, this is the egg I brought from my hometown, please take it home to try later."


"Head RS, thank you for saving my father, our family is poor so can not give anything, I will replace it with prostration."


……


"Thank you, it's every doctor's job to save other people's lives, I just did what I was supposed to do, you really don't have to."


Calvin grabs the hands of the patient's family members, smiles kindly, and instructs them one by one how to care for the patient. His appearance was completely different from before arguing with the bald Giant.


Williamson, who was looking at the scene in front of him, felt a strange feeling hit his heart.


Unexpectedly, Calvin turned out to be quite famous, it seemed like he was a good doctor with outstanding medical skills and noble medical ethics.


After sending the patient's family away, Calvin rushes back to Williamson's side again.


"Teacher, how? All the members of this family came to see me, what a face to face."


Pfftts!


Williamson's impression of Calvin which had been slightly changed back to the original effect again.


Looking at Calvin's smiling face, Williamson was completely helpless.


If you feel given face also does not need to be said directly.


Ck ck ck, this emotional intelligence really has no limits.


Williamson suddenly felt his life was suffering.


Take a good look at these two people who want to become his students?


One is low emotional intelligence, the other is low IQ.


Am I only able to get along between two groups of people like this?


How depressing.