All of my Instagram Friends are Gods
Chapter 39 Peach Wood Sword
"Can it be a little cheaper?"
Williamson was very reluctant, 9999 points service is still not hot on his hands.
"Can't nego, man."
Whahuh?
Williamson scolded the God Zhang Tianshi tens of thousands of times in the heart.
The god Zhang Tianshi this old man was extremely cruel.
But what can be done, who told himself was in need of a ghost repellent item.
Forced to agree!
Sooner or later, someday, he would definitely avenge this Zhang Tianshi God!
The confused little god: Alright, where is the item?
Zhang Tianshi's god: Pay first just send stuff, man.
Pfttt!
Goddamnit!
Open bag!
You transferred 9999 merit points to Lord Zhang Tianshi.
The remaining 100 points, even then can receive a request for assistance from Mr. Jones.
The god Zhang Tianshi sent you a peach wood sword.
Whahuh?
What the fuck, peach wood sword?!
It's fraud!
Williamson thought he would be given some kind of treasure, but it turned out to be a peach wooden sword.
How pathetic!
There's no way he's bringing a peach wooden sword out of the house every day, right? You would be considered a fool out there.
Confused little god: Can I return?
Williamson felt a little sorry.
Deity Zhang Tianshi: Goods sold will not be returned or exchanged (😁).
Okay, you won!
Let's see it later!
Williamson secretly angry, the goods have been purchased, so free regret, better to see first the effect of the goods.
After opening the bag, a fine peach wood sword appeared.
Peach wood sword: The ghost-exorcising magic weapon made by the God Zhang Tianshi, can be used by the heavenly god level upwards.
Pfftts!
Goddamnit!
Can the heavenly god level be used upwards?! Why not say?!
Then, isn't he like buying an ordinary piece of wood?! What use?
No, this has to be restored!
Confused little god: Great God, this can only be used by heavenly gods or higher, but what I want is for ordinary humans.
Lord Zhang Tianshi: The lowest level in our group is a Heavenly Deity, why would that be for humans? (😮)
The confused little god: I am in a secret realm and my strength is limited, so my current level is the same as that of an ordinary human.
Lord Zhang Tianshi: Wooh, your life is quite hard as well as it turns out, but no problem, this peach wood sword can also be used by ordinary humans, only its function is limited, but it has no problem, this stuff is enough if your goal is only to chase away ghosts, by using this, ordinary ghosts will not dare to approach.
Confused little god: Seriously? Don't lie to me.
Williamson felt that this Zhang Tianshi God was a good conman, so he was very hesitant.
Lord Zhang Tianshi: Just try, if it doesn't work, I will make one for ordinary humans for free for you.
Good then!
By midnight, everyone in the bedroom was asleep.
Williamson directly extracted the goods!
Hm?
Looking at the peach wood sword on the palm that was only two to three centimeters long, with a small hole in the handle, Williamson almost went berserk.
Fucking shit! This is definitely a locket!
Fraud, this must be a fake product or a failed product.
The confused little god: Zhang Tianshi God, where are you! (😡😡😡).
Zhang Tianshi's God: What's wrong?
Williamson directly photographed the peach wood sword and sent it to the Zhang Tianshi God.
Zhang Tianshi's God: Is there a problem?
Confused little god: Do you think this can drive away ghosts? (😡😡😡).
Lord Zhang Tianshi: Oh, I told you the function will be limited, when the God energy is poured into it, it will be a real peach wood sword, but if it only wants to chase away ghosts, it will be a real peach wood sword, just hang it around your neck as a pendant, don't worry.
Williamson was depressed for a while, as if he felt like he had lost a lot.
After removing the pendant he bought from the roadside stall on the neck and using the red thread from the pendant for the peach wood sword.
He'll wear it first and see the effect.
As soon as the small peach wooden sword touched his chest, Williamson suddenly felt a cool breeze, as if the contents of his head had become much clearer.
Hm? Don't it really work?
And not knowing how long it had been, Williamson ended up falling asleep.
When he woke up the next day, the sun was in the room and Williamson did not go to school at all.
He opened the bag first, wanting to see what his red envelope cheat managed to snatch today.
Magical Beast Pill: magical beast food.
Damn, no use, where are you going to find a magical beast? Stealing one has no place.
Williamson was too lazy to extract it, so keep it in the bag first.
After thinking about it, Williamson sent a message to Jocelyn.
"Jocelyn, what else?"
“In the hospital, I went to pick up my father, said Head of Calvin Hospital my father's condition is stable, so no need to be hospitalized again and can already go home, the rest just need to inject a physiological salt solution every day to maintain its vitality, this way it will save a lot of money."
"Why not call me then?"
"My mom says I've had enough trouble for you."
"For what's the fear of inconveniencing your own son-in-law?"
"This mouth of yours could be, you're not my family's daughter-in-law."
Williamson put on his clothes, took a quick shower, got downstairs, got in the car, and went to the hospital.
As soon as he entered the hospital, he saw several men and women walking out crying and pushing the hospital bed.
There was a man lying on a hospital bed and covered with a white cloth, clearly dead.
Williamson doesn't really care about that, there must be people who die in every hospital, this is inevitable.
As it passed these men, Williamson subconsciously looked towards them.
"Wait? Why did this old man put a chain around his neck?"
As soon as he saw the figure next to the dead old man again!
Damnit damnit!
All the feathers I had Williamson standing for a moment.
A figure of a man wearing a black robe and a black pointed hat with a pale face was holding an iron chain that tied the neck of the dead old man.
Wait, isn't this figure like a soul-seeking officer who often airs on TV?!
Williamson saw a ghost again!
In broad daylight, Williamson felt a cold wind blowing on his spine.
He was so scared that he hurriedly dodged to the side.
But this black soul-searching officer came straight at Williamson as though he wanted to fight Williamson on purpose.
Ow hell! Williamson.
There is no way out and nowhere to hide!
"Weng!"
Just as the black soul-searching officer charged toward Williamson, a light suddenly burst from Williamson's front chest and wrapped his entire body.
The black soul-searching officer and the dead old man's soul seemed frightened by the light, their bodies bouncing to the ground.
After waking up again, the two of them looked confused other than frightened, as if they did not know what was going on.
“Good, this is so cool!” Williamson knew that the small peach wooden sword on his chest was working fine.
"Hahahaha, I can't believe that Lord Zhang Tianshi really isn't lying."
With the protection of this peach wood sword, Williamson's guts became great, he reached out and played his peach wood sword in front of the soul-seeking officer.
"Wait? She can't see me?"
Williamson was shocked for a moment, the ghost of the woman yesterday could clearly see it.
Oh right, it seems like her heavenly vision has not been activated yet, but why would she be able to see ghosts?
Wait, this is weird!
Not understanding, so Williamson was too lazy to think about it again.
She wanted to go upstairs and drive her future father-in-law home first.
Underworld, King of Hell Chu Jiang!
He pulled out a cell phone and sent a message to Lina.
"Lina, the No. 7 soul-searching officer was attacked for no reason, quickly check the situation."
Lina searched for a few days, but there was no clue about the person using the golden needle of the spirit herder, and she wandered around boredly around the hospital road.
After receiving the message from King of Hell Chu Jiang, Lina's eyes suddenly sparkled.
"Hahahaha, finally there's work, won't be bored anymore."
