
Depok
The day of releasing singles is only one day left for Betawi man named Dega. The man was too stubborn waiting for his wedding day with Chelsea, the idol of the heart.
Loh, Dega married, thor? Yes, guys, and tomorrow is his H day. Does he speak English? Alhamdulillah. Dega took a two-month crash course. Although his English is still very messy, but the important thing is that he can talk. If the teacher says his tutoring, Dega dapet B value squared, which means 'can' is rather than not. And B which means 'to end' is the soul emotion of the teacher in teaching students who are rancid and very annoying like it.
By the way, by the way about religion, Chelsea have converted. How great the influence of good looks, affection, and cuteness of the Betawi man one, was able to convince a Chelsea to want to follow him. Indeed love can provide comfort and make someone awake in various ways. That's why Chelsea decided to go along with Dega.
After all, any religion must teach good to its followers. Keep worshiping God and always maintain the relationship between fellow beings.
Last night for the umpteenth time Dega couldn't sleep well. His brain kept thinking of the heart. For a week, they were both beaten. You can't just meet each other and communicate. Moreover, they were supervised by a super ferocious policewoman, Nyak Vienna. One of the chili mill stones drifted to Dega's face.
"Heh, Dega! Udeh your dawn prayer?" jutting Vienna when entering the room of the child.
"Eh, iye Nyak, this just wants to wudhu." Dega jumped out of bed and stared at Vienna.
"Astaghfirullohaladzim Degaaaa, do you wish ye?!" namel Vienna later.
"What the hell Nyak, dateng-dateng ngomel aje," protested Dega. The shrill sound of Vienna penetrated the perimeter of the house.
"Noh, look at noh muke lu, like a living corpse. Surely you didn't sleep for days right?!" Vienna pointed at Dega's face.
"Ape the hell it's namanye, which is in the pelems of Caucasians." Vienna seemed to think.
"Zombie," Dega replied as she dragged her way to the long glass near the dresser.
"Cockfighting!" dega Ogat. Surprised to see his own face. A few days of not sleeping created dark circles under his eyes.
"Nyaaak, pegimane ni, Nyak ...," whined Dega in fear.
"Bise failed to win Chelsea. O Allah, this is very naseb aye ... Udeh couldn't meet binic candidates for a week, now the eyes are even sullied by the devil," lamented Dega.
"It's using gallu-style gallue segale. Your scorn! Udeh know tuh Japan will be bini you also ntar, why don't you not sleep think die?!" vienna Omel.
"Udeh donk, Nyak ..., don't say mulu. Help Dega ngapa Nyak .., solution let Dega handsome face again kayak biasanye," whined Dega again while shaking the arm of Vienna.
"Yaudeh, buruan lu sono pray first dawn. Let Nyak in the kitchen make you a cooking mask." Vienna leaves Dega's room for the kitchen.
Finished the prayer Dega then met Vienna in the kitchen. Help his mother for her eyes.
"Nay, Dega udeh finished praying," Dega sauteed on the kitchen door.
"Ntar lu waitin sono near tipi, Nyak hand wash first abis ngulek cabe. Tuh mask grated cucumber udeh Nyak enter the refrigerator, just fine," said Vienna.
Finish washing Vienna hands into the tv room with a bowl of grated cucumber.
"Make ape ne, Ga, ngolesnye?" ask Vienna.
"Make a Nyak brush, right in tipi-tipi kayak so," said Dega.
"Yaudeh you wait for ye, Nyak grab a brush." Vienna rushed back. It wasn't until two minutes that he was back.
"Become small, Ga, this one's a bise, right?" Vienna showed a three-inch paintbrush, a former paintbrush painted on the WC walls a month ago.
"Oh Allah, Nyak, that's Nyak's wall brush. Not a face brush" Dega protested.
"Ah, you protest mulu. Yaudah Nyak looking in Desi's room ah." Vienna rushed away again. Not long after the middle-aged woman returned with a small brush.
"Kate adek you use this aje." This time Vienna showed a small brush commonly used for painting in picture books.
"Oil, make sure when is kellarnye? That's so small, Nyak. Make a mole doank." Again Dega protested.
"Adooh, ribet by ah. Udeh here directly Nyak oles make hand only, hunted!" Vienna told Dega to lean against the pillow and then raise his head. He then rubbed all over Dega's face with a cucumber grater that was in the bowl.
"Well, how'd it be all the polished ones, Nyak?" ask Dega gelagapan.
"Udeh lu diem aja, let muke lu kinclong make a wedding tomorrow," replied Vienna coolly spilling all grated cucumber.
Finished with that, Vienna returned to the kitchen, serving breakfast to their family.
It was only five minutes that Vienna left, from the television room Dega was screaming.
"Hyaaaak, please Nyak, tolooong ..."
Vienna quickly ran to Dega. So did Riva'i who just came out of the bathroom. The middle-aged man ran around wearing only a glove and bare-chested. While Desi, Dega's sister, ran while carrying a camera. Who knows if you can get the material for the youtube video.
"Nape you, Ga?" tanya Vienna and Riva'i.
"Nape you, Bang?" ask Desi.
"Dega Face is so hot, Nyak ... Whoa, gimane? I can't open my eyes." Dega. The man was not poking.
"Cuciii, wash ..., quarry!" yelled Vienna in panic.
"Bantuin Nyaaak, Dega can't squirm this," whined Dega taut.
"Take your brother to the bathroom, Des!" riva'i's orders.
"Somewhat can, Be. Desi again gripped, this exciting moment for chanel youtube, Desi," said Desi refused.
"Oh my God, Des! Your badass!" aspir Riva'i.
Unable to notice the conversation of her husband and daughter, Vienna hurriedly pulled Dega. Take her to the bathroom to wash her face. Vienna immediately doused Dega's face with water until the remaining cucumber grated on his face was clean.
Vienna had hoped that the cucumber grated mask made could eliminate the panda eyes as well as make Dega kinclong face. But what is found now is quite the opposite. Dega's face as a whole turned red. Like getting a great allergy one face. Not to mention his eyes. Adding to the horrible impression of the man's face.
"Oh Allah, Ga" exclaimed Vienna in surprise.
"Dooh, Nyak, so hot, Nyak ... Kenape ye Dega's face? Ape allergic? Time just cucumber scarring doank bise allergy anyway, Nyak?" Dega continued to water the face. He cooled his hot face.
Astaghfirullohaldziim. Kan was the hand of the cave used to grind chilli. Belom again was the cave nyuci iris chili for salted squid numis. Keep the cave does not wash your hands properly before polishing the mask to the face of the Dega. O Allah, it must be because of the mukanye so hot. Kayak tomato paste. Hihihi, kasian very this boy. Maapin Nyak ye, Ga ...
Vienna smiles on its own. He did not dare to admit the mistakes he made to make Dega face so.
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Meanwhile, in the apartment Chelsea relentlessly persuaded her father to be allowed to contact Dega, her future husband.
"Reply, please .., just video call. Come on, Pi ...," whine Chelsea.
"You heard what his fussy mother said. For a week you can't communicate. Papi is lazy if he has to be taken by him again like the other day. I don't know what he said Papi didn't understand, which surely Papi didn't like to hear his shrill voice. Make ear pain" said Mr. Sakamoto. He recalled the incident a month ago during a Chelsea application event at a restaurant in South Jakarta.
Communication was a major barrier between them. Dega's father and mother who also could not speak English did not stop talking. Especially Vienna, he just kept on babbling. From his admiration for the beauty of the future son-in-law to his frustration over the indecent deeds between Dega and Chelsea.
Initially Desi, Dega's sister, translating his mother's speech, but for a long time he was unable to anymore. Because the Vienna sentence is increasingly irregular and unclear direction and purpose. Until the son of Mr. Lurah who graduated Egypt also Vienna told there. Telling her that her son, Dega, is also in demand by many women.
"But, Pi, Chelsea's feeling is not good. There must be nothing with Dega. Papi please ..., help me. Or Papi who was talking to Dega, tanyain reportedly. Chelsea promise not to say a word, just nguping aja." Chelsea raised two fingers to form the letter V, a sign of his promise.
"Huuuummmfft ..." Mr. Sakamoto breathed a long sigh. He could never resist the wishes of his beloved daughter.
"All right,"
Mr. Sakamoto then opened the screen of his phone and contacted Dega's contact. Twice the call, not answered by the man.
"Huh, you see, he just won't pick up the phone from Papi. You brash son-in-law!" as the middle-aged man said.
"Maybe Dega has another Pi job, because he's never been before. Try to call Papi once again, please ...," Chelsea pleaded with hope, his eyes staring softly.
With a heavy heart, Mr. Sakamoto once again suppressed Dega's contact. On the third dial, the phone was finally picked up.
"Hallo" said Mr. Sakamoto.
"Hallo, Pi, how are you?" Dega's voice was heard from the other end of the phone. He immediately practiced his English.
"Hm, I'm fine, thanks," replied Mr. Sakamoto with a nerd face, forced to answer questions from the prospective daughter-in-law who was very undesirable.
"How about you?" Mr. Sakamoto had to ask back.
"Aiyem fun," Dega says quickly.
"Oh my God. What are you talking about? I don't understand" said Mr. Sakamoto in a loud voice. Long-time his emotions are provoked also talk to Dega.
"Selow, Pi, cooling don ngapa, do not mambu mulu ma aye. Aren't miss that?" dega ngasal Saut. He's starting to panic. In English, he mostly forgets.
"Degaaa," jolted Mr. Sakamoto loudly. The middle-aged man was very sick of Dega speaking in Indonesian. He always thought that Dega must be spying on him.
"Eh, oh mam-pus cave. Pegimane's?" ceplos Dega fear.
"Sacr." Once again Mr. Sakamoto jerks his future son-in-law.
Chelsea, who could not bear to hear the debate between her father and future husband, was finally forced to vote.
"Papi, pleaseee .., Dega was scared yelled at like that, Pi. He's not talking about Papi anymore. Chelsea knew what he said. He asked Papi if he didn't miss him, who was angry" Chelsea explained in Japanese.
"Oh my God, Papi can go crazy talking to him. When is he good at speaking?" said Mr. Sakamoto.
"You're the one who talked to him. Papi's emotions!" Mr. Sakamoto handed his phone to Chelsea, then went to cool his head.
"Hallo, Ga." Chelsea's voice was heard on the phone.
"Yaank .., ouh yaank, yank vows, cave no intention to make Papi lu gedek. Only Papi does not understand the talk of the cave yank," explained Dega.
"Yes, no need to explain, I was horrified earlier" said Chelsea.
"Eh, yank, by the way ade ape here, yank? Suddenly call? Kangen ye ...," guess Dega.
"Banget," replied Chelsea briefly.
"Duh, yank cave apelagi. Cave can't sleep a week yaaank," whined Dega.
"Yaudah if we have a video call now," asked Chelsea.
"Eh, jangaaan, don't yank," Dega refused spontaneously.
"Why? You liar! It's not kangen, but it's not!" chelsea is upset.
"Oh Allah .., not that yank, but ..." Dega's sentence is broken.
"But what?" ask Chelsea annoyed.
"Hiks ..., cave face, yank ... Ancur cave face, yaanank, ntar lu ilfeel again writhing cave ..." Dega whines no crap.
"What the hell do you mean? I don't understand." Chelsea are confused.
Dega then explained about the matter of panda eyes and scarred cucumber mask made by his mother who produced tomato face on his face until now.
"Gosh, how could that be? What's that cucumber on the table?" Chelsea was shocked and held back laughter at the thought of her future husband's face.
"Don't know, yaaank. But please, do not ilfeel yes the same cave if like this face can not return to the beginning," whine Dega again.
"Yes, hopefully, see tomorrow," said Chelsea origin, intended to tease Dega.
"Yaaaaaank ..," whine Dega again.
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