OM Don't Be Crazy

OM Don't Be Crazy
The Deepened Taste



Herman always looked gloomy after his encounter with the Moon. It is undeniable Om is indeed a dilemma after hearing the request of the woman. Even though he had asked for time to think, the man still could not make a decision.


Although he was getting comfortable with the Moon, on the other hand he could not eliminate the mustache that had become his trademark.


"Why tong, from yesterday lo bengong mulu. What happened, I was curcol same mother," said Siti approached him


"It's hard to explain" replied Herman


"If it's hard to explain, it's not papa, it's safe,"


"Males ticking mak,"


"Yaudah using sign language can also be." replied Siti


"Do you know sign language?" ask Herman to make sure


"Don't use sign language, only language you know" replied Siti laughing


"Eaaaa, cool Mak. Why not open a clinic?"


"What clinic is Tong?" ask Mom


"Mak's maternity clinic," replied Herman to make Mother directly round her eyes


"What a son of a shaman, what a lo!" mother's lips made Herman laugh instantly.


Suddenly the sound of knocking on the door made the two fall silent for a moment.


"Please open Neng's door, see who's coming. If the one who came Kang Pan said that his mother was on vacation to Turkey yes," said Siti then immediately went into her room.


"Ok, ready Mak!"


Herman immediately got up from his seat and opened the door of his house.


"Sorry who are you looking for?" the tananya is friendly


"You meet Ceu Siti" the man replied with a smile


"Sorry if you can know who and what to do with Siti Jamilah?" ask Herman again


"Let's just say the fans are coming" the man replied immediately combing his hair


"Newly know you have Bronchitis fans (Loose moustached thin moustache)?" aspersons Herman


"Sorry Bang, I'm not bronchitis, I'm healthy inside out, physical and spiritual. Even Vaccine three times" the young man replied, leaving Herman only gaping to hear it


"Who the hell is the guest Man, long very feeling open the door, make your mother curious!" siti approached the two


"Astoge Bang Dhiv" said Siti immediately turned her body


"Buy the pot to Cisarua, uh finally Neng Siti appeared too," Dhiv replied laughing


Siti immediately turned her body and smiled wryly at Dhiv.


"Iye Kang, sorry yes yesterday aye busy vacation to Amsterdam eating & forgot to pay installments" replied Siti


"Who is she?" ask Herman


"The Credit Pan" whispered Siti to make Herman flinch


"Buset bye, kang pot cool very yes,"


"Now you know, hahahaha!" sahut Dhiv laughs


"What was her name, Mak?"


"Dhiva Mahesa calls Dhiv" said Dhiv, extending his hand


"Herman" he answered briefly


"Kang Dhiv, sorry yes Siti can only pay half first, the rest wait for liquid BLT funds," Siti gave several pieces of money hundreds of thousands to him


"Oh Allah my mother is shy Herman, pay the debt waiting for BLT funds. How much does your mom owe?"


"Five million more Tong" replied Siti


"Bujug a lot, did you take the same thing Kang Dhiv?"


"The driver took his heart, but unfortunately Dhiv already has, eaaa." replied Siti


"Have it started?" cibir Herman


"Ceu Siti mah likes to joke" said Dhiv


"So what's Mak, don't let Herman get suspicious?"


"Take an anti-stiff pot that costs ten million" Siti replied showing her debt to Herman


"Buseet is very expensive Mak, Is this a pot made of what mak?" ask Herman again


"Pantes, you let Herman pay off his debt,"


"No Man, justin. Tar if it's paid off now Mommy can't curcol anymore."


"Oh that way, yaudah up to you, the important thing is happy mother,"


"The shark rides a comedy swivel, Emang Herman's a smart mom's kid."


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The wall clock shows at half-eightpm, Herman kept staring at his phone waiting for someone to call him.


His smile instantly expanded upon seeing his phone begin to vibrate.


"Hallo Neng Bulan" said Herman


"Hello Om, what's the decision?" answer Not to the point


"Sorry Neng, Om has not been able to wangsit so it has not been able to decide," replied Om riled


"Judah if Om is heavier in the mustache, the moon is better off going alon-alon. Because it's useless if we continue this relationship, if Om weighs more on the moustache than the sweet moon. Then all the Moon pay Om." said the Moon tried strong


"Where are you going?" ask Herman curiously.


"I want to go back to the village Om, Free also in the city if I can not be close to Om," said Moon and then ended the chat.


Hearing that the Moon was going back to his hometown, the man immediately grabbed his car keys and darted towards the airport.


Upon arrival at the airport, Herman immediately ran to find the girl of his heart.


"The moon!" he cried when he saw a girl who was so similar to the Moon.


He immediately pulled the girl's arm into his embrace.


"Sorry om Ya Neng" he whispered as he hugged the oyu woman


"What the hell is playing hugging carelessly!" exclaimed a girl immediately broke free from Herman's embrace


"You!" herman exclaimed in surprise when he saw the girl's face and let go.


"Basic Om crazy!" grumble the girl


"Sorry accidentally, if you're my girl," replied Om


"Alesan, you pervert!" the girl's lips then released a loud snort right about Herman's vital part.


"Awwww," Herman groaned in pain as he held onto his grievous possession.


"Sue, what a sadistic girl. Hopefully my dinosaur eggs do not papa, how the future I try if it breaks before time, can be chaotic world, " complained Herman with a reddened face.


The moon that kept looking at Herman from a distance slowly approached the man.


"Hello Bro, what's the morning?" sapa Deddy approached Herman


"You see the Moon for the last time, Ded." - Herman


"That's it, then let Man pass. Do not be sad, there are still many women out there who want to accept you as you are. No women no cry" comfort Deddy


"Yes, Ded. How did the moon fly?" ask Herman


"Not yet," replied Deddy then giving a bottle of bottled mineral water to Herman


"Thanks Bro,"


"Together,"


Herman smiled wryly, and his pain disappeared as the Moon approached him.


"Fish sharks eat rambutan, Eh meet again with Neng Bulan," he said sumringah


The moon only smiled faintly then extended her hand. Just as Herman was about to grab her, suddenly a handsome young man grabbed her first.


"I'm sorry Tik, I'm late" said the young man with his trademark smile


"No Papa Kok Mas, the schedule is still an hour away" replied the Moon


"Btw who that guy is Ded," whispered Herman


"The future Imam is the Moon" replied Deddy


"Well how the hell he said single, how do you have a candidate?" herman was a little confused


"Well yesterday you were the candidate, but you withdrew because you chose a mustache more than the Moon. Well it just so happens that Dimas managed to shift your position from the heart of the Moon" Deddy explained


There was disappointment in Om's heart after hearing Deddy's reply.


Why is it that when I prefer principle, and try to let go of it, this heart is still unwilling to see it with others. Even though I know he's not the best for me, I still don't think he can accept that fact for now. Heavy indeed when seeing someone close to us and once filled the niche of this heart choose to go with others. It's not the Moon's fault that he had to choose Dimas, but I haven't been able to accept it anyway. Let me keep this wound in my chest until someone comes and heals it.