OM Don't Be Crazy
Meet Camer
A bright morning as bright as the heart of Herman who was blooming because he was exposed to the arrow of romance God of Love. He continued to hum while lazing on his bed.
"Papay Maria Ozawa, soon we will break up, because Om has got a life roll that will accompany every night with love, full of passion" he said while staring at the face of his idol
Smelling the aroma of cooking made the young man immediately get out of his bed and into the kitchen.
"What kind of cooking is Mak?" tanyanya while sniffing the fragrance of mak Siti's cuisine.
"Macem-macem keg, just look at the dinner table,"
Herman immediately headed to the dining table and counted the number of menus the middle-aged woman had produced.
"Many very Mak menuunya, do you want any event?" tanyanya curious
"There is a special guest today," Mak Siti replied casually
"Who's Mak?"
"There is," replied Siti
"Who the hell is mak, is it going to be kepo?" ask Herman a little pushy
"Shark eat stew cake, uh don't kepo dong,"
"A shark with a cake?"
"Banget, man,"
"Well, since when did the shark become omnivorous?" cibir Herman
"Since my mother became a widow" Siti replied laughing
"Fish Lele eat Mushroom, in the mawur," answered Herman greeted his mother's laughter
Before long the sound of knocking on the door made Siti immediately tidied up her appearance and ran to open the door.
Who's the guest, so kepo right??
Herman rushed to follow Siti silently, the man deliberately peeking from behind his room who came to visit his house.
His face immediately turned grim when he saw the figure of a man with a mustache in typical Betawi clothes.
Njir, why is Cang Mamat here??. There must be shrimp behind the potato balado.
Herman immediately went out and visited the man.
"By Cang, how are you?" then he kissed the back of the man's hand
"Buy walnuts in the morning market" said Cang Mamat
"Smooch...."
"Buy clothes in Thamrin City,"
"Smooch...."
"How can I get chit, if I haven't had a shower in the morning,"
"It's not cute" replied Om melengos
"When you change, Tong."
"In a moment Cang, just wait if the cocoon becomes a butterfly guaranteed Cang will blush,"
"Ngapain is a Butterfly that can only suck honey without getting the Flower. You've been traveling in the world of romance long enough and it's time to end it all,"
"So we mean break up" said Herman with his innocent face
"Now it's about time I'll decide to match you up with my friend's daughter,"
"Nooooooo!!" yelled Herman while pulling his own hair
"Please do not match me with Yati Cang, after all I already have a candidate kok so sans aja, ok. ok.ok dong," he added pulled the man's arm.
"Feed the Mari Bread, if you already have a candidate bring tuh cewe here" replied Mamat
"Otw Cang, it's gonna be late in the afternoon that Herman's coming here,"
"Bawal fish eat shoes" said Mamat
"I don't eat shoes" said Herman
"Hmm, uh,"
Momat glared at Herman, instantly leaving the young man a thousand languages silent.
"Jaudah continue Cang,"
"Bawal fish eat shoes, I laper eat yuk,"
"Astoge kirain what turns out laper, sue!"
"Yaudah let's eat Bang, besides Siti already masakin favorite cuisine Abang," said Siti
Herman then led the man to the dining table.
"Gue forgot to tell you, if this afternoon there was a meeting with shareholders. If you can ask your girl to come now, I'm afraid I can't stay long either. Understandably busy people," said Mamat
"Yaudah tar Herman Cang," replied Herman immediately sitting in his chair
Herman immediately finished his breakfast and then rushed to take a shower.
After being neat he said goodbye to Siti and also Cang Mamat.
"But very cake want the congee keg?" ask Siti
"Yes dong mak, will you pick up the ideal son-in-law so I should be cool, right?"
"Sa ae Lo neng. Shark eat Tomato, yaudah spirit!" siti encouraged him
"The Sharks play in the bushes, Thank you Mak" replied Herman
He then drove his motorbike leaving the courtyard of Griya Si Pitung to the Pondok Indah area.
Half an hour later Herman stopped his motorbike in front of a luxury house in the Pondok Indah area.
He immediately got off his bike and pressed the doorbell.
Not long after a beautiful woman came and approached him.
"Sorry to avoid unwanted things, can you mention the password?" asking the woman made Herman confused
"Password??. What password?" the answer is back to asking
"Pronounce something that can convince me if you are a good person not a forklift or a todonger" the girl replied flatly
"Sue, this handsome gini look said garong kampret lo!" her lips
"Bodo is very, very rules are that," she looked at him cynically
"Astoge good thing you are beautiful if I have not sent to Pluto."
"Based on the crocodile guy, always look at the girl from the looks of her," replied the girl cynically
Astagfirullah, long time make this girl make my mafia soul.
Herman only rubbed his chest when he heard the woman's babble.
Patience, patience, patience people.
"Tell Mela that Om Herman, whose good looks surpass Rio Dewanto and wealth surpass Indra Kenz, came to see her" Herman said
"Ok Om, wait.but Mela who is here there is no Mela Om." replied the girl immediately made Om glare.
"The real lo, you must be a new advocate so that you do not know Mela," said Om
"His name is Melati Jingga," said Herman showed a photo of Melati from his cellphone.
"Sorry not to know, and here there is no Melati or girl Om is looking for, so accept fate," replied the girl then melengos left Herman.
"I feel my semalem anter Mela here deh, yes I am my myopic. Didn't-don't last night that I delivered a ghost, horrified!!" herman then rushed back to his bike.
Just now he was about to turn on his motor suddenly a voice heard someone calling out to him.
"Om Herman!"
The man immediately turned his head and saw who was calling him.
"Mela??"
The girl immediately waved her hand and then rushed up to him.
"Where are you going?" tanyanya sumringah's
"From that moment on, you" he answered briefly
"Geez, why are we here?" asked Mela blushed
"And last night I anter lo here, eat it I come again to ajakin lo hang out,"
"Of Om amnesia, Mela tuh house number 22 Om is not this," replied the girl chuckling
"Well, the feeling of being late I stopped here, yes that's the point I can not play to your house," said Herman scratching his head
"Can dong, btw om want to hang out where?" telisik Mela
"Fish shark ride bike, definitely kepo ya wkwkwk,"
"Banget Om,"
"Not around the world, let alone going to watch a GP motorcycle to Mandalika, but I will introduce you to the prospective in-laws," replied Herman raised his eyebrows
"Uunnchh so sweat the Om, so want to meet the prospective in-laws," Mela replied while lashing the spoiled chest of Herman's field.
"Hadeh Neng, try hitting it in a different place must be happier me,"
"Where does Om want it?" jasmine Goda
"Tabok cheek Om wear lips sexy lo,"
"Dih Om naughty deh," replied Mela pinching him spoiled
"Small of it doesn't matter, after all I'm just naughty with you anyway, sweat."
"Yes, I believe you, too,"
"Alhamdulillah if so, so more fascinated with Neng Mela," replied Om dressing pinching spoiled Meti
"Yaudah Om, mumpung deserted, meng dong so that Neng is not ashamed to kiss him, " said Mela blushed
"Ready man, with pleasure," jawan Herman
He closed his eyes when he saw Mela begin to turn her lips.
*cup!!
"Neng, you're eating what the hell smells like gives Om a headache" said Om squinting his eyes
"Buseeng!" om immediately pushed the man who kissed her cheek
*Bruugghh!!
"Hell's smelly lips were the one who kissed me Jin waiting for the Mango tree," said Herman immediately rubbed his cheek with his handkerchief.
"Amit-amit baby, must take a bath seven times using Cambodian flowers, let's not be unlucky" said Herman
"Sue lo, I mean next to Jin waiting for the Mango tree, young people never eat school,"
"I don't want to be in Cang's school" said Herman made the man more furious and pulled out his machete
"Follow this danger," said Herman immediately retreated
"Patience Beh, patience. Sorry Abang Herman beh, he accidentally," said Melati trying to dampen her father's emotions
"Who is the boy!" ask the man
"He's Herman Beh, Mela's boyfriend," Melati replied immediately in Herman's company
"Sultan's son where you dare macarin my son,"
"Sorry Om I am not the son of the sultan Beh, but his son Pak Hari Rusli" replied Herman making Melati laugh
"Basic dodol, I mean have any banda to dare my virgin son!" ask the man
"Oh that, as soon as Beh, guaranteed Babeh will not be comfortable if you choose Herman to be Babeh's daughter-in-law, sweat!" sahut Herman was confident
Instantly the man immediately glanced at Herman's butut bike.
"If Om doesn't believe it, what if Om goes to Herman's house. It just so happened that I came here to take Mela to Herman's house. I intended to introduce him to my parents, as proof that I was serious with him, how was Beh?" ask Herman
"Fish Sharks eat yogurt, okay who's afraid,"
While waiting for Mela and her father to change clothes, Herman immediately took his cell phone and contacted his mother.
"Halo Mak, soon Herman came to the house with Mela and Babenya. Don't forget the beautiful makeup, and wear all the branded fashion that Herman bought yesterday. If you need to wear all the gold jewelry that you have," said Herman
"Beres keg, look at tar, you must be surprised to see the store running,"
"I mean Mak?" herman was a little confused
"The shark eats candy, see if it's going to look cool!" siti then turned off her phone.
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The Pitung Griya.
Mamat was amazed to see the luxurious house of Herman.
"Please enter Cang" said Herman, opening the door for him
"What do you do, until you have a house like this?" ask the man
"Sekuriti Om, it just so happens that this house belongs to aye's parents. But don't worry about an only child so all of this will definitely belong to Herman,"
"Where is Nyak Babeh lo?" ask Mela's dad
"Well that's Nyak," said Herman immediately pulled Siti towards the living room.
"Mom, know him Mela Herman's dedemenan, and that's Cang Ahmat Mela's babenya" said Herman introduced them to Siti
"Include aye Siti Aminah, the richest widow in the complex" Situ blushed
They chatted to get to know each other more. Suddenly the chat stopped the moment Mamat entered the living room.
"Ehem!" mamat exclaimed making everyone quiet
Melati immediately turned her face away when she looked at the man.
"So he's a bini lo candidate!" exclaims Mamat staring fiercely at Melati
"Yes Cang, how pretty, right, Cang agrees right?" ask Herman glitteringly
"Some, I don't agree that you're dating a girl, just so you know that Mela is the wife of the Encang series!" the thrill made Herman and Siti instantly faint to hear Mamat's speech.
SHARK EAT VEGETABLE
THIS WAS ONCE STILL CONNECTED
