OM Don't Be Crazy

Grey Week

Pasar Minggu Regional General Hospital South Jakarta.

"How is he doing?" ask Mamat to Herman

"It's not yet known, Cang" replied Herman

Suddenly Siti opened her eyes making the two men instantly approach her.

"Alhamdulillah finally after seven full moon mak aware as well" said Herman sumringah

"How long has Tong's mother fainted?" tanya Siti held her head slightly dizzy

"About three hours and thirty minutes and three seconds" said Herman

"Well beautiful numbers Ti, " said Mamat

"Yes Bang, but no prettier than me right," replied Siti raising her eyebrows

"Iye Neng, how are you doing now?" ask Mamat

"Narcissistic by nature" said Herman

"It's still the same as yesterday Bang," replied Siti trying to get out of bed

Suddenly the woman fell down and went back unconscious.

"Mom, wake up, mama!" herman patted his cheek

"Where is Cang, Mom fainted again. His face was very sharp and his feet were also cold" he added

"You should quickly call a doctor, let's Encang take care of your mother here," said Mamat

"Ok Cang," Herman immediately ran away from the room to call the doctor.

Soon a doctor and two nurses ran to the Orchid Pavilion where Siti was being treated.

The doctor immediately examined the woman's condition, and soon Siti slowly opened her eyes.

"What do you feel mom?" ask the doctor

"Deg-degan doc," replied Siti holding her chest as she looked at the doctor

"Just deg-degan??" ask the doctor to make sure

"Yes, doc, the longer the beat the faster the dock, like a drum will war," replied Siti again holding her chest

"Style-rich Mak song" said Herman turned to him

"Yes Tong,"

"Well, I'll check the tension again soon" said the doctor

He then took his stethoscope and checked Siti's pulse.

"A little high anyway tensinya. It could be hunger, or stress. Well, we'll have another test after dinner and take some medicine, ma'am" said the doctor

"Yes, doc, come here often to reduce my heart beat," replied Siti resigned

"Astagfirullah, it looks like mom is tight. Mom's time is so weird Cang," whispered Herman

"Not the attachment Tong, but the heredity," Javan Mamat made Herman round his eyes

"Astoge, I deserve to also always say hello if you see a little clear girl, it turns out this is a hereditary factor" said Herman

"Wkwkwk, you're the same kid, you know" said Mamat laughing at Herman's innocence

"In addition to the deg-degan what else do you feel?" ask the doctor again

"It felt so hard doc, especially if you see the doctor smiling, it felt like it made me melt immediately," he replied smilingly looking at the doctor

"Es time melted, Asoge mother remember the age of the mother," said Herman patted his forehead

"Once in a while, the oleng does not papa keg, the name is also eaaa business," replied Siti laughing

"Astagfirullah called Mak,"

"Btw call who, let's not say wrong can be dangerous,"

"It's up to you, the important thing is to be happy" replied Herman

"Alhamdulillah," replied Siti made Herman momentarily glare at her

"Astagfirullah mak, it seems like mother should be in this rukiyah," said Herman rubbed Siti's forehead

"Let's see, how much is this?" herman asked with three fingers.

"Three" replied Siti

"Good, man,"

"If this one," added Herman

"Sue, Just know if I give you the thumb sign for money," Herman grumbled to make Siti chuckle

"I'm sorry Doc, my mother if the lager again likes to rest, but she's good Doc. Until so good all the stray cats that come to our house are always fed and maintained" said Herman

"Yet your heart begins once Aunt" said the doctor

"Not really, after all the cats were treated for sale again," replied Herman made Isti glare at him

"Peace!!" herman hurried away from Siti

"Oh that, Yaudah if so I say goodbye because there are still many other patients waiting. If there's anything press the red button, I'll be there soon" said the doctor

"Ready dock, btw if I miss it can dong push the red button too," siti teased

"Starting," replied Herman glancing at Siti

"It's up to aunty, as long as I'm happy, I'm willing," replied the doctor making Siti blush.

"Tante-tante asked for an iPhone donk," led by Herman

"Anj*r, not really!" siti laughed a little

"Hahahaha, the shark riding the Horse, sir the doctor made me love more," said Siti staring at him sharply

"Eaaaa" said Herman

"The Shark Fish play ball in Pasaraya, the happy mother but the doctor's office must suffer" said Herman

"Fish Sharks eat pilus garuda, dih lo sirik aja," said Siti

"The Shark eat glutinous rice, not sirik mak Herman just don't want Mak to go wrong,"

"Uunnchh so sweat, really mother's child, here hug mother's child," said Siti

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Warkop Mang Dadang's.

"Hello bro, I'm sorry for the calamity that befell you yes," said Deddy approached Herman who was enjoying a cup of coffee in his hand

"Thanks bro,"

"Geez kasian lo Man, have you been deceived by the women" continued the King who then sat beside him

"Hundreds," replied Herman lightly

"Dong's rivals are with Wafer Tonggo," replied the King chuckling

"Not a rival anymore, but eleven twelve, satisfied lo," sneered Herman made the King more chuckle made him

"Selow bro, how about this afternoon we take a walk to the bridge Cinta Buaran,"

"Ngapain Ja?" ask Herman

"Look at the sunset all you look for a girl also sometimes there is a snag. He said that malming a lot of girls kece there." said the King

"When going all the way to Buaran, mending to Kemang, already caught the sultan's girls wandering there," said Deddy

"Emang in Kemang can watch live GP motorbike" said Raja

"May use the big screen again,"

"Whither there is,"

"Keep on the Bridge of Love did watch live via teleportation that?" ask Deddy

"Well, just look at the motor flyover on the speeding, let alone the clock home work wkwkwkwkwk,"

"Sue lo I'm real kirain," said Deddy to make the King laugh

"Dah do not follow the King's proposal, most there tar known as the Widow. We know the taste is in droves" said Deddy

"Make no mistake Ded, the widow is getting ahead" replied the King

"Yes, but virgins make guts," said Deddy sticking out his tongue

"Dah gini aja mending us to kemang tar I know my niece. It just so happens that he just graduated from college and is looking for work in Jakarta again" he added

"He's not good enough Ded?" ask Herman

"On the face do not ask Man, besides being beautiful he is also a son of righteousness and is still a descendant of that blue blood,"

"Do you have a photo?" ask Herman curiously

"There's a donk" replied Herman then showing a photo of a woman from his cell phone.

Herman immediately gaped to see the beautiful face of his best friend's nephew.

"Don't be tempted by female beauty, remember you've been tricked several times Jelita's face. Mending the Widow is clear and can be tried eaaaaaa,"