OM Don't Be Crazy
Just call me Om
Large height, sharp nose, with the typical good looks of Indonesia that is still original without plastic surgery makes Herman Kalla Dusk look stunning. But who would have thought if this 30-year-old man is still single at his age which is more than an adult.
With a mustache as a characteristic male conqueror woman who stuck above his lips does not make Om able to conquer many hearts Eve. In fact, on the contrary, he was always disappointed by women, and that's what makes him more at home single than having to pursue love at his age who soon stepped old.
That morning as usual Mak Siti with full sacrifice woke Herman who was still curled up hugging the bolster with a picture of Maria Ozawa.
"Wake up Tong in the morning!" she pulled the blanket that covered Herman's body
"Astaoge mak, about dong do not play pull, the danger is if you see the Udin."
"Who is it?" ask Mak Siti curious
"Udin who likes to wake up in the morning, mom,"
"Astagfirullah, you sue lo!" mom threw a blanket at her face.
"Makanya Mak, as my mother's child I also need privacy. After all, the era is sophisticated so do not have to wake up Herman using toa again, can use a mobile phone. What's cool about dong mak, don't be shy about our family's Crazy Rich Image,"
"Yes, let it be fun. Buruan bathe abis breakfast, mak already masakin nasi uduk same jengkol kemenenlo," he added
"Nah sakep mak, the more lope-lope deh same Mak Siti Aminah bint Sulaiman King of Coal from Makassar," replied Herman then hugged him tightly
Finish the shower Herman immediately to the dining table.
"We have breakfast together, Mommy?" herman immediately pulled out his chair
"Third, really," replied Siti scooping the rice onto Herman's plate
"The other one who's Mak??" herman asked his forehead
"Damn,"
"Astoge mak, usually call the devil do not have to see the beautiful face of Herman that, it's horror" said Herman while chuckling
"Makanya lo buruan looking for bini so that our house is not quiet rich heart," replied Mother
"Buset mak, rum kek gini house in said deserted. Where's the cake?"
"Rame tuh if you are facing a bini lo fight, keep your child crying new rame," replied Siti
"O Allah is his prayer. Yaudahlah doain aja may I be able to mate a bohaan girl, beautiful beauty, only child and if possible son of the sultan," said Herman
"Aamiin, btw high very standard lo tong, can not be dropped dikit what?" siti Sahut
"Can't be mak, because the word Bung Karno hang your ideals as high as the sky." said Herman
"Fish Sharks eat bamboo shoots, not connected," said Mak Siti immediately greeted laughter Herman
"Yaudah Mak, Herman left for work first yes" said the man then moved from his seat.
"Yes Neng, do not forget to pray Dhuha, ask God to bring his soul mate closer,"
"Whoever you are, if you don't forget," he replied with a small laugh
"Sue lo,"
Herman then kissed the back of the woman's hand before leaving.
"But be careful at home, if the shopping money is less take it in the safe Herman. Sandy's 616010."
"Astoge 616010???" said Siti turning her eyes
"Why mom, is something wrong??"
"Never mind, just do it if the shadow is 616010,"
"Dih Mak must be the mupeng tuh," pleaded Herman
"Suudzon aja lo,"
"Yaudah Mak, I walk yes, assalamualaikum" said Herman waving his hand
"Waalaikum greetings, Titi Kamal tong." said Siti waving her hand
Herman immediately jumped off his bike leaving the yard of Griya Si Pitung.
The man then stopped his motorbike when he saw a woman fall in the middle of a crowded street.
He immediately got off his bike and helped the woman take her spilled groceries into the street.
"Thank you very much Om" said the woman lowered her head
"Sama-sama," he answered briefly
The woman then immediately rushed away leaving him.
Herman immediately got back on his bike, and darted towards his workplace.
He stopped his motorbike right in front of a skyscraper and immediately descended from his motorbike towards a security guard post.
"Hello Bro how are you" said Herman greeting his best friend
"Well dong, btw tumben you not with the King?" ask Deddy
"I deliberately did not pick him up, but always asked to be picked up by a rich child kindergarten," said Herman immediately release his backpack and change clothes.
"Apparently, my time immediately lost a lot, even though the traders I follow on TP all right Sue," said Herman immediately opened his phone
"Lucky I lom masang, still traumatized me because last night MC. If bini I know I can be reviled because I use savings money to trade," said Deddy
"Patience Ded, you stop first. Tar if I get a good signal from the temperature you just start again" said Herman
"The point is don't masang Gold first bro, because again crazy!" the king approached them
"Pripun kabare His Majesty?" goda Deddy welcomed her best friend
"Good Ded. Uh really sue mustache you don't pick me up I didn't say!"
"Sorry Ja, I want you to be independent so I'm sorry if I'm a little hard on you," replied Herman alibi
"Alesan, say stingy," said the King to his face
"Please bro I doain hope you get longer and cute,"
"What a long time, anyway,"
"Brother's a joke,"
"Hahahaha, kirain dunya!" sahut the King chuckled
"If your anu is less long, just long, cheap ko Ja not up to 100 dollars" said Deddy
"Lo manjangkin the Udin where's Ded?" ask Herman
"Mak Erotlah, everyone also knows only he is good at making the Udin getting bigger and longer. Others are passing by," said Deddy
"Would you like to go ahead too, Her?" ask the King
"No, I prefer ori, I love Ori" he replied confidently
"Hmm, uh,"
"Btw until when you will continue to make my workplace as your base camp. I'm afraid that if I get caught by my boss, you can be deported from here" Deedy said
"Sorry Ded, I forgot to give you a treat," Herman immediately gave me a pack of cigarettes and a pack of cond*m.
"Thank you bro, you know my favorite, why use kond*m all,"
"That's a bonus Ded, earlier mbak-mbak cashier said that spending fifty thousand can redeem cheap cond*m from the price of twenty-five thousand to five thousand. Will be good enough Ded, sell it again to your boss he will," said Herman
"Basic dodol!" sahut Deddy chuckled at Herman's reply
Not long after a beautiful girl entered the room.
"Of!" he sat down next to Herman.
"Who the hell should scream Tar, talk good can Tar," said Herman
"Abis Om nyebelin,"
"Nyebelin why??"
"Not for the Signal Dance today,"
"That's why the capital dong Tari not only ngandelin gratisan. The time of the Sultan's medit,"
"Tar let's spit it out, the meeting's about to start!" a woman approached them
Herman looked at the woman without blinking.
"Tar Mel, I asked for the same signal first Om," said Tari
"Om Gc Om," said Tari shaking the man's body
"Yes, I love Signal the same Lo but on condition you know him the same me," replied Om
"Ok deal," replied Tari immediately shook her hand
The woman immediately took her friend to approach Herman.
"Known this Om Herman me," said Tari introduced him to his best friend
The girl smiled and extended her hand.
"Dark,"
"Fish sharks swim to Papua, hello neng Mela just call me Om," said Herman immediately away from Tari from his presence.
"Sue, Om's habit if there is a beautiful girl Dance likes to be set aside, you crazy Om!!" gerutu Dance
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