OM Don't Be Crazy

OM Don't Be Crazy
Kena Razia



Qinara walks gontai away from her workplace. The girl could only let out a long sigh after hearing the mockery from her boss.


"Gini gini gini really live, try me first high school or so an accomplished child at least I can get a better job than SPG," he complained.


Instantly the girl stopped her steps when she saw a young man in the crackle of thugs.


"It just so happens, there is another moment of impingement" said the girl smiled cynically


He immediately rushed to them.


If you are usually Crazy Rich if you again join someone who buys a car at three o'clock in the morning, nyawer gamers one and a half billion, Holidays to Turkey only make photos of cosplay instant noodle wrap, instant noodle wrap, well I if again join the impingement hit people.


The girl took a deep breath and gathered all her inner energy.


"Now is the end of your history, young man!"


O Allah help Herman, O God, send me an angel of help. I promise if he is a man then I will raise as a brother, if a woman is either a virgin or a widow then I will make my wife but on condition of being young, beautiful and rich kid.


Herman still closed his eyes as his mouth went to recite prayers, making the thugs laugh at him.


"I think he's not sane, so just kill him papa, no one will find him. So it's safe!"


When a thug was about to stab him suddenly a hard kick hit him until he fell into a ditch.


"Fish sharks eat Rambutan, Yes Wonderwoman I've come!" exclaim Herman happy


"Oi, have any idea how much you dare to interfere in our affairs!" hardik one of the thugs approached Qinara


"Not many, Om, just one" he replied lightly


"Basin jal*ng shit, kuy hajar!" exclaimed the man with his cruel gaze


All the thugs charged forward to attack Qinara. Like an action actor, the girl seemed agile to avoid all attacks by her opponents. He even managed to take down one by one the thugs.


Seeing Qinara struggling alone made Herman immediately help her.


The two then together drop the thugs as one demo one.


"Thanks yes for his help" said Herman extending his hand


"Together," Qin replied welcoming his hand


"Why did you get to the same building as them?" ask Qinara


"Biasalah mbak, I just came from the village, and did not have a job so find money on the roadside to eat," replied Herman


Qinara, who did not recognize Herman, nodded slowly at the man's reply.


"How much did you get?" ask the girl


"Boro-boro mba, my people are just starting to be arrested directly with them, so yes have not got anything" said Herman


"Oh, how come you've eaten yet?" ask Qinara


"Not yet" replied Herman briefly


"Well, if we come with me, we'll eat before you start work again,"


Herman only fell silent upon hearing the woman's offer. He really did not think that in addition to beautiful looks turned out Qinara is also a kind person.


Really complete package, but dear you belong to the Qin people.


Qinara then stopped his steps in front of Mang Donald's Stall.


"Kuy come in, don't bother!" he cried when he saw Herman just standing in front of the door


"I just wait here, ma'am, it's not good to come in,"


"You wait here, yes, let me take it first" Qinara said patting her shoulder


"Well," replied Herman nodding softly


Not long after Qinara came with a bag of food and gave it to Herman.


"Thank you Mba, but this is mostly" replied Herman


"Eat with your friends, you can't eat well alone!" the girl smiled at her smile


"Wah Mbak very good, once again thank you," said Herman sumringah


"Sama-sama," replied the girl then passed away leaving her.


Herman was instantly astonished when he saw some street vendors on the sidewalk running away from his merchandise.


"What the hell's going on running gini!"


"Quick secure your merchandise, SATPOL PP is coming!" a man gives a warning


"Oh there is POL PP anyway," said Herman without thinking long.


Suddenly he thrashed when a PP satpol caught him.


"What the fuck!" he tried to escape


"Don't fight or I'll handcuff you!"


"Eh Bang, I'm not a beggar or a midfielder, I'm Herman Kalla Dusk Crazy Rich Jagakarsa!" herman tried to explain himself


"Where's the evidence!" challenge The Pol Pp


"Wait," said Herman then reached into the pocket of his pants.


Buseet, I forgot the same phone my wallet put the same King. Damn, how do I get away from them. Not funny when I have to be in the midfielder to Cipayung anyway,


"Don't you give me the phone to call my mom?" said Herman


"Well he said Crazy Rich when the phone just don't have, how do I believe try,"


"Swear Bang I do not lie, the same phone my wallet brought temen, because I again make prank content at red light. Well if I'm a beggar where maybe I can buy lunch at Mang Donald" said Herman


"Well if that's all it can be, the beggar wong is more money than me. Do not talk much, if you want to call your parents in Cipayung only yes," said the Officer then led him to the Patrol car.


Arriving at Cipayung social beach.


"Where to get a KTP. Even though there are only seasonal residents have no time," said the Social Service officer


"And I told you earlier Bang, I'm nyamar. The same wallet my phone tipped the same friend." replied Herman with a high tone


"Ok let's prove, if you have a family and can redeem you. We just got it out,"


"Yaudah give me the phone" said Herman


The officer then invited Herman to call his family.


An hour later Siti came to visit him with her crush Om Bridav.


"Mom!" herman walked right up to him


"Astagfirullah, sorry tong I'm not Mom lo, you're wrong people times," he said then covered leaving Herman


"Mak Siti Jamilah (Millennial widow nan Soleha), I am Herman the only child lo who is handsome beyond Hamish Daud!" exclaiming Herman made Mak Siti immediately look at him.


"The hell you my son, the feeling of my son is very handsome why suddenly turned into a broken gini," said Siti fumbling Herman's face


"Gue will again nyamar Mak, if I am handsome mah where there is a satpol PP who nanggkep Herman. There are aunt-tante girang oada asked to be gebetan eaaaaa!" sahut Herman


"Fine the Satin of the fried tomb, if you really try to prove Herman," challenge Siti


"The Sharks eat Soto Kuali, when you don't believe in your own children" said Herman


"But, if you really are Herman my favorite child, try to mention the Idol artist Herman?" ask Mom


"Miyabi" whispered Herman


"The Shark fish went into the tray, it's not wrong to be lo Herman," said Siti hugging him


"The shark climbed to the top, why just realize now the mother!" sahut Herman


"Well, your mom's picuran is always branched if there's a bang Bri Darling, eaaa!"


"Fish ****** up to the chest, ih Neng make a brother deg-degan aja," said Bridav


"Fish****** get on the bed, brother also always make Neng can not sleep," said Siti


"The shark eats the moci cake, it starts to wash again" said Herman


"Fish Sharks eat sticky rice, sometimes bucin can dong Man," said Siti


"Fish the shark to the well, Idih mother to age!" cibir Herman