MY WIFE MAFIA

CHAPTER 9

It was late afternoon, I had to go home, I saw my frangipani stomach was also a big sign that my goats were full and sak was full of grass, arriving at home I brought up my frat as usual I kept putting the results of my sabitan in front of the goat cage.I saw my wife and mother again cooking in the kitchen next door with a goat cage.

"Why are you doing mas?" asked my wife when she saw me go to bed with a sickle.

"Honest let me be sharp" I said as I glanced at him a little.

"Prass?"

"yes, Mom, what's wrong?" I said when called mother.

"The big bucket next to you will be filled with water to the brim, make your father's bath !" mom and I told her what she said.

I continued sharpening the sickle as I observed and the sickle, after I thought it was sharp I finished it and put it on the rock near the big bucket, he said, I continued by drawing the well water to fill a large bucket until full.

"Eat first pras, said your wife earlier you haven't eaten huh?" ask Mom.

"yes mak, don't take a shower first" I replied as I put the sickle in the place where I usually put the sickle.

Evening creeping night, the weather is now very bright clear sky without clouds, the sprinkling of millions of stars adorn the beauty of this night saw the moon half-andung-young display its light that shines brightly illuminate the dark earth.

I walked past the rice fields, occasionally I slipped because of the night dew that was clumped, only the moonlight that helped me tread through the rice fields behind my house,

my current goal is a place that is used to make young people mudi mingle with the pairs.

An illegal park that was formed accidentally because it is common to tongkrongan people every day, quite wide with large and lush trees, and, usually if the night is still one or two couples who come to relax or just walk around looking for fresh air, fresh air through the mouth.

I look around looking for prey, because I have memorized the ins and outs of this illegal park area, I have no trouble finding strategic places and safe spots to dine with a partner, he said, I walked slowly and tiptoed so that my arrival did not make a sound, behind a big tree I hid incense I heard a small moan from a couple who combined love, I heard, although it was dark I could tell quite clearly two children of different types were sitting on a motorcycle under a shade tree, the man sitting behind hugging his girl who was leaning against him enjoying every touch of sicowok.

From one tree to the other I walked saggingly close to two lovebirds who were drunk with romance, about five meters in the shade of the tree I watched a free hot scene, let me let you take a moment to heat up the scene, I put out the scythe I wrapped in the sarong, I slowly opened the package, I took the sickle and put my sheath back on my neck, I walked slowly closer to him so as not to make a noise I walk to tiptoe.

My heart was beating fast, there was fear in me, for the first time I did something like this, I took a few deep breaths to calm myself down. They did not realize my arrival, if I was right behind him, very good position.

I ended up closer and slowly I saw the girl turned mrongos, and the sicowok was also monty, I laughed giggling in my heart, this must be a member of the bimoli group "lips of five centi"

pantesan from earlier every kiss lips and each other ******* there is a sound tuk tuk, klethuk klethuk kemruthuk, apparently chewing teeth with each other.

I let them be satisfied first, the count can watch for free in life, he said,

"ehmm ehm, good night" suddenly I came from the right of them with a voice I was exaggerating.

They were half shocked when they saw me,

"ASTAGHIRULLOH THE ADIM THING, WATTAAAUUWWW!!" the guy was strangled in shock, his girl fell GEDABRUUK, KREEKK, fell to the left with a plisket skirt stuck on the motorbike, while the girl's hand was still holding the sicowok stick firmly.

"Wataau www!!! lefasin!!" chirping grimacing in pain while beating the hands of a girl who tightly grasped the banana, I hurriedly turned on the flashlight on the phone, her chicob quickly woke up without releasing the handle on the soft banana belonging to sicowok, he said, because he did not know that his plisket skirt was still stuck on the motorbike, he fell again and sicowok screamed again in pain.

"Watttaaw attaaa!!" her screams hysterically in pain while holding her mouth.

Almost had my laughter blown out, but I held on as hard as I could until my nose and flowers held back the laughter, thankfully dark, so they did not know my face was holding back the laughter.

Put my firelight into the sicowok stick that became the handle of the sicowok, with difficulty waking up, with the left hand managed to reach the sicowok thigh as a handle to wake up, then just realized and release his grip.

The female looked down to put her clover on, and Dukkk, "aduuuhh!!!" jidat sicheck banged on the handlebar motor quite hard,

while enduring the pain and enduring the shame he hurriedly put it back on.

I held my mouth strong, my teeth rustling because I was holding back a laugh that I could not bear, and finally

serrr serrr, I pissed in the mouth, I covered my mouth with my left hand as tight as possible by pretending to squeeze my nose because of a cold so as not to be caught, aaanjjjirr.

A little while I controlled myself so as not to break my laughter, I saw that sicowok was still grimacing in pain and stroking his wounded weapons, while the girl grimaced in pain while rubbing her eel that began to grow bigger, while the girl was grimacing, rasain got the stone dech tu.

I took a long breath repeatedly to be conducive to my psyche by their actions.

"Ehm, you have committed immoral and lecherous acts in public places, therefore both of you I bring to the Village office to do the legal process that applies" said I sok iyess, with the sound I made it look authoritative.

"Amfun, fak don't bfawa us to bfalai Village" said sicowok memelas with breath that is still boring.

I saw her chick trembling in fear.

"Well, wait a minute, I want to report first to my commander" I said pretending to pick a phone number, then I kind of stayed away from the couple. Pura-pura call.

"Jallo commander, good night, permission to report and, there has been a perverted act by two teenagers in the village park near the plantation, yes just now and, yes ndan, do not know yet, ndan, I'll ask you again, okay and, yes well and, ready to do it" my voice I hardened a little let them hear that I'm serious about calling.

Then I came to them, not until I spoke his sicowok directly on my knees asking for forgiveness to be released, I so laughed amusedly myself, while the girl began to sob cry.

"Amfun fak, don't stalk us, I beg you" he said,

" sorry, my commander said, you must be processed at the Village office, and your parents will be called in, next in the legal process we will hand you over to the city police station for construction" I said scaring them.

"Amfuuunnn, don't fak, don't!"

"Whose name are you, the guy?"

"hmfaiidi fak"

"ah!! who's? saidi?"

"faidi, faidi fak"

"oh paidi to, keep your girlfriend what's her name?"

"shfuitun bfahdruah"

"ah!! cheap maggots??"

"bfukan fak, shfuitun bfadryuah"

"huh what??shaitun diruqyah?"

"soifatun badriyah sir" replied his sichew, instead his man cengengasan I say syaitun diruqyah.

"Oh soifatun badriyah, if you speak clearly donk" I said to his sicowok.

" try saying apem" I continued pranking

"abfem"

"plenuk-plenuk white apem"

"abfem futih bflenuk-bflenuk" tried to imitate me.

I can only smile a little, satisfied with the prank I continue my actions.

"Well than long pity also your girl, you also do not want to be processed legally, you want how?"

"not knowing fak"

"i also actually feel sorry for you, you do not love the solution yes let the business quickly run round, I help you not to be processed legally"

"i am not" he said gladly.

"You I'm wearing a spot fine, how?"

"i yes fak bferpa"

"a million, to cover up your mistake, make a report to my commander" I saw him go limp instantly.

"I'm not fubya fak"

"how many do you keep?"

I saw him and his girlfriend collect money from his pocket, then handed it to me along with two old-fashioned shapes that had collapsed.

"This is the fake we've got"

"yes I have received, what is important you sincerely to?"

"i am fak"

"yes you've come home with your boyfriend now, because it's late and don't repeat your actions again, huh? here's how I return it" I said sok advising.

"Yes fak, thank you"

then they quickly walked away without looking,

kukantongi the first malak result this night, then I took the sickle and my sheath that I put under the tree, then I counted the money of the malak earlier while walking home.

"well, there are also a hundred and thirty-three thousand" my mind is glad,

I went back past the rice field to the house, until I was asked by my wife Fatimah.

"Where is the mas?, how dirty is that, his pants are wet too"

"after the cicadas, I fell in the rice field earlier" I replied while changing dry pants.

And the next night I went guerrilla to find victims, I am now a hoodlum of the palak village but my intentions are good, so that my village is clean from outsiders who make riotous and dirty.

However, I still have ethics if you are lazy, only people who do immoral actions that I am fake also there must be a sincere agreement Ridlo Lillahi ta'alah, there is no element of coercion, no element of coercion,

if it's just a casual chat and joking I'm not sure I'm a palak.