MY WIFE MAFIA

CHAPTER 41

"Yes Mak, I sometimes come late to the moon" I still say Mamak, because I do not want to disappoint my parents.

"Try you check Vis later, Mamak is worried about your situation"

"ah, there is no need for Mak, at least too late" despite the fear also in my mind, I still tried to calm Mamak down.

"Yes, Mom, I'm going to work first"

"yes Vis, be careful, lest your Father know what happened to you!" I noticed Mamak was so panicked, he still felt guilty.

"Well! how bad!! if you know I'm pregnant, can be hung from me" my hiss is deepened, then I've passed to work. On the way, I stopped by the pharmacy for a while.

"Buy a pregnancy test kit"

"usual or good"

"is it different, huh?"

"yes mbak, if the usual, about a minute or two new looks results, if the good at least thirty seconds can be seen results. And to the degree of accuracy is also better mbak" said masnya pharmacist explained. I'm just a sign of understanding.

"Yes, buy a good one"

"buy how much mbak? one or two?"

"lho!! isn't one enough, is it?"

"enough mbak" replied the smiling mas.

"But sometimes people buy some fruit mbak, for backup, who knows there is an error in the way ngetesnya. Especially for beginners" continued masnya glance at me suspiciously, I pretend not to see it.

"Take two mas" soon handed me two tespack, which was wrapped in a small transparent white plastic.

"do you know how it means not yet?" I was nervous to hear the question, I was confused as to what to answer. Answer it already, later afraid it is wrong. Wanna answer it yet, I'm ashamed of the pharmacist.

"be-not yet mas" I replied embarrassedly, with a dead red face.

"is the baby still in school?" shamefully I was called a schoolboy. I am still cute dong. I shook my head, then continued.

"Have a husband yet?" instantly my face turned furious at this dummy question.

"Have not taken, just explain how it means. Ribet is so bad at people" I grumbled.

"Hehehe, patient mbak, the way the meaning is, peed mbak put in a container then this tespack dyed into it"

"it's just doang, Weh, easy" I said arrogantly.

"Mbak bet, to find out the positive or not, later can be seen the red line that appears on the tool" he explained further.

"In the meantime, max positive or how do mas?"

"gini mbak, if a red line appears in the tespack, means that the mother is positive for pregnancy, if only one red line appears, it means negative. Her mama wasn't pregnant" I just obeyed and the mangosteen listened to her.

"hmm, that's the tool in the dipupin everything mas, my max in the cemplungin to my pee all mas? how about peeing?" He smiled, hearing my question.

"Yes not in cemplungin all mbak, oh mbaknya slobak, just tip just to the limit of the line in the tespacknya mbak, and the best ngetes time is after waking up, just the end of the line, it means the first pee I did that day" I scratched my head and smiled. It's a little complicated, I thought.

"how do you understand me?"

"understand mas" Then I pay for the tespack, want it to feel quickly passed from the pharmacy.

"tomorrow, if playing again, his partner was told to use safety only mbak" said the pharmacist again. I'm even more confused.

"What else is it, playing what? keep what safe? That cop, or Hansip?" I had to go back again to hear the word masnya.

"play fuck mbak, safety here it, contraceptive device mbak, not a sexy hansip. Cook fuck with police guards!" no doubt, I was even more confused. On a whim I asked.

"what is contraception? like that club" the mas even more ngakak hear my question.

"The contraceptive device is a tool to prevent pregnancy mbak, if for women can be in the form of pills, plug or implant, install IUD or spiral, and the last sterillization. For men, there are also four contrasts. The first form of the pill, the second form*****, the third vasectomy and the last one of copulation are interrupted. Get to this!" he said at length, I shook my head, I thought the language was strange.

"And the easiest to use by most men is to use ***** and interdependent mbak, more simple and practical."

"****** that's what, why don't you sell it here?" I asked spontaneously, just as a buyer beside me turned to me and smiled amusedly at my silly question. I'm so funny, I don't know either.

"****** it's like this" he said as he showed a red packet, a picture of people being uhuyy.

I think it's like a little balloon with a very thin oval, there's oil too. But I don't know what it's used for and how to wear it.

"****** this is made of special materials, such as thin rubber following the shape of its master, and there is lubricating oil, this tool is only disposable"

"Oh that's it, if you use it, then ****** it will form like your face huh mas?"

Gubraaakkk.

"It's crazy, in good question even laugh like that, sutriss guy" I thought.

"it's not like that, look at this! for example, my finger is like a missile your partner mbak, input from the end, through this hole. Keep pulling until the base, if the missile is enlarged and elongated, then ****** this also extends mbak"

"ohh that's to, it's called following the shape of the master huh mas?" I said mangosteen, while paying attention to the example earlier. Unique also****** this.

"And******that's a variety of forms, as well as a variety of flavors"

"Huh!? is there a variant of the taste?" My eyes are round because of wonder.

"Betul mbak, who can see earlier for example that the original or ordinary form"

"hwahahaha, kayak nasi goreng and Bandung aja cake. There's an original taste" to me. The cooking smeared me, I quickly stopped my chatter. I even had the pleasure of listening to about ******. I think that's new knowledge to me.

"There is a****** that is corrugated and there are also ****** that are serrated" he continued explaining.

"AH!! jagged?? what was smooth was pain and pain for forgiveness, let alone jagged" my son was shocked, aware of my words were quite loud, immediately I silenced my own mouth. Duh, fortunately deserted, if there is someone else, I can be really embarrassed. He just smiled and shook his head.

"And the next easiest way for the man, copulation is interrupted, that is, removing spermua fluid outside the feminine pore. But most men, when they want to get out, are even pressed deeply when they reach climax"

"Well, really, I've reached men-" I didn't continue my almost obscene talk.

"huh, I'm back. Long time here even added runyam later, could-can I-ah, already" I passed from the face of the pharmacist mas quickly, I lyrics he still sees me dumbfounded.

I finally did not go to work, because later in the pharmacy. I had to go straight home.

"Tumben's gone to Vis?" greet the Father who is sitting talking to the neighbors.

"Telat sir, uh maxutku late sir because it jammed" I replied then, almost slipped again. Then I went to the bathroom to do a test, using the testpack I just bought earlier.

"Dead me! I'm really pregnant!"

still can't believe what I saw, the line on the tespack shows two red lines. I was panicked and nervous.

"Damn!! I could die hanging my father. Settan, this is because Prasetyo brengsyek" my curse in my heart. Then I ran the room, in my confusion, I sent a message to Prasetyo.

- Gue is pregnant, how is it?-

I bit my lip, waiting for a reply from Prasetyo.

Cuitt.. cuiittt.hapeku rang, I opened it immediately and I read the incoming message.

- Woi where have you been, how have I not heard, I miss tauuu-u

Anijie! instead of thinking how to do it, even the art does not send a message.

"Is this guy sane or not?" hisisku.

Finally he wants to help, as long as I have to be the girl, and want to do whatever he wants.

"People, I'm trapped by it, what a cunning brain Pras. Damnit damnit!! yuckin' all!" I kicked my foot into the bed because I was upset with Pras. There was no one I could get anymore, moreover, me and my family were in economic trouble. I accepted Prasetyo's offer. And tomorrow we make an appointment, we'll meet up for a date at 08:00 at the same place. There's still one more testpack, tomorrow I want another test, with urine first when I wake up. Hopefully the test that was wrong, I hope full of anxiety.